Flashing every dangerous tooth inside his mouth Chris Brown had the smile of a cheshire cat while exiting out the back door of Hollywood hot spot Greystone Manor after attending the same Super Bowl party as ex-girlfriend Rihanna. According to the rumor mill, a reconciliation with Curry Goat is the source for Rabid Beaver’s happiness.
Mama Breezy’s drawstring ponytail is understandably tight with excitement this evening.
If the rumor that Ted Turner was acting as Marlo Hampton’s own “Big Papa” back in the day (read: prohibition) proves itself to be true, it now makes sense why James Brown was inquiring on his whereabouts in the middle of his greatest interview ever.
Common’s relationship with tennis star Serena Williams is more off and on than I care to keep up with, so could this be the new set of thick thighs keeping Brother Lonnie warm at night?
Never mind that the whites of Chad Ochocinco’s eyes look like two puddles of murky swamp water in comparison to his teeth.
If the chatter is true about him fathering a new baby that doesn’t belong to fiancée ‘Basketball Wives’ personality Evelyn Lozada (pictured above) brother has bigger fish to fry and plenty pie to divide. Kiss the baby!
It’s always hard to tell if Mariah Carey has finally swallowed the watermelon seed or if she is just another well fed member of Team Chunk, but her rotund appearance last night in Brazil has me leaning more towards her being knocked up more than ever.
Some of you ‘Basketball Wives’ fans may be saddened at the news that the wedding between Gloria Govan and Matt Barnes has been canceled. That’s unless the two “kiss and make up” before the upcoming wedding date.
Over the weekend, a few of the groomsmen for his wedding were attending another basketball player’s wedding when they received a text that the wedding had been canceled. Matt’s only reply to inquiries wondering what could have happened was “Please respect my privacy”.
Listen, I pay Shad Moss as much attention as Aretha gives her blood pressure but the following is worth a read if you are in the mood to be entertained. I doubt that this is a legit Twitter account but mess is mess and I am a vessel for fuckery. Crunkster Laurie had this to say about Bow’s alleged tucking boo in an email today:
Hi,
Sandra Rose’s blog has some articles on Nadia/”Bow Wow’s Tranny Friend”. I found her Twitter page and she mentions about being on a reality show called “Boss Ladies”. So I decided to look it up to see if was true. It sure was, I copied and pasted it below. I wonder if she’s gonna talk about any celebrities on the show? My best friend used to go to school with her and everything and emailed her childhood picture (crazy!). Here’s her twitter page its www.twitter.com/BLNadia.
I got the childhood pic if you want it!!
Read the “press release” for the show under the cut.
Johnny Gill popping up with a female who doesn’t have on a black smock with MAC Cosmetics written across the chest is fucking absurd. I’m not disputing that life as Eddie Murphy’s every blue moon bitch doesn’t get lonely but there are better ways to go about it than parading around town with salt water trout. You are tropical fish, bitch! Swim upstream and back into the fins of the one who loves you already.
More flicks of the Queen Bitch. Supreme Bitch. By Any Means Bitch. Clean Bitch. Disease Free Bitch. leaving the W Hotel after the jump.
I wasn’t lucky enough to score pictures of Aaron Reid’s hot sausage but after a quick trip to Google I did stumble upon this gem via Complex magazine. It’s no dick in a box but it will make you appreciate his blubber a little bit more.
Fan art: the gift and the curse. You never know what to expect when the kids get carried away with photo shop brushes sprinkled with pixie dust and inspiration. Once their imaginations start to run wild its like trying to tame a pack of blood thirsty wolves with a can of vienna sausages. Bless their hearts because they really do mean well, but shit, you see it.
All eight of Mashonda’s fans play too much. #shade [Via Rap-Up]
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