You know what, I’m not dealing with this today. Thank you Nikki for ruining whatever hope I had left for humanity.
Because Crackheads And Rocawear Go Hand In Hand
The creative team at Pittsburgh’s Ace Athletics thought it would be a great idea to incorporate one of Frankie’s former [current, maybe?] get high partner name in Tony in a commercial spot for the fashion store. The coonery in this clip is so blinding that you may need to grab a pair of your Kanye Venetian blind shades. Don’t act like I never told you. Thanks Mike Wray!
News Break
A Tri-State woman is in critical condition Wednesday after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex.
Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for something on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife Carolyn in the upper chest.
Carolyn Havens, 42, is being treated at Miami Valley Hospital in Dayton. [source]
This is isn’t the first time there’s been trouble for the Havens. Court documents showed Timothy served 60 days in jail for assaulting his wife and was ordered to go to anger management classes.
His arrest Tuesday for the weekend shooting was for violating a civil protection order that Carolyn had taken out against him earlier this year.
Bond was set at $75,000 after prosecutors asked for a high bond, “due to alleged prohibited contact between the parties (and) the suspicious nature of the circumstances surrounding (her injury).”
No Tiny No!
Where is Plaxico and his gun?! I got a taste for the other white meat all of the sudden.
Wilbur [photographed with Nellie, Aranea and Joy - - the jokes write themselves] showed up at 300 Bowling Alley in ATL last week looking like someone hit her in the face with one of the free Thanksgiving turkeys Meerkat The Don was giving away.
I don’t remember seeing her at the Dirty Awards so why does it looks like she was on the receiving end of a pepper spray shower? This is why we need prayer in school. Visit Sandra Rose for more flicks from Ryan Cameron’s Celebrity Bowling Challenge.
The 2008 Filthy Awards
By now you have heard about all the fuckery that went down in ATL at Monday’s night 4th Annual Dirty Awards but if you didn’t follow the link here, here and here. I’m not surprised the show turned into a playground of ignorance, more disappointed in your cousins.
I know a few people on a personal level who were involved in the production of the awards and they are walking around with extreme cases of sad Lil’ Mama faces. Between that public display of trif behavior and the Real Housewives reunion show tonight ATLiens better ask T-Baby to create another version of her heartwarming single just for their city. View more flicks from the show at Freddyo.com!
Jill Scott: Pregnanted + Inked Up?
Word on the curb is that Jilly from Philly is knocked up by her current boo John “Lil’ John” Roberts [not to be confused with the crunk juice guzzling Lil' Jon] and engaged to the drummer from Atlanta. The two are so much in love that they have each other’s names tatted on the back of their necks.
Tragic negroid move! It’s all good while you are in love and bliss but you’re a little more than likely to live to regret that shit. Remember when Brandy was heads over heels in love with Quentin Richardson and decided to get his face [face momofukas, face] tattooed on her back? Definitely not one of the brighter moments. Follow the link to that disaster.
Anderson Cooper Will Be Watching, What About You?
Attention all low budget bitches, gather around the good stuff! You can tell I am a card carrying member of Team Chunk because all I could focus my attention on during the clip was those delicious looking peaches on the middle of the table.
But I digress.
Kim almost got her wig knocked askew by one of NeNe’s tittay balls during the taping of ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’ reunion special. Keyword being almost. I highly doubt that the argument actually turned physical. All that “meet me outside” shit is for the birds. Save the tongue tussling for the professionals over at VH-1.
Essence.com [my Mama just made the sad Lil' Mama face] hit Kim up to clear the air about tension between her and the other housewives, the latest offer she’s received and what’s really going on between her and Big Poppa. Read watch Kim really thinks of NeNe and Lisa under the hood.