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		<title>Quick Quotes: Gloria Govan Says Domestic Abuse Accusations Against Matt Barnes Are False</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/09/10/quick-quotes-gloria-govan-domestic-abuse-accusations-matt-barnes-false/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 12:19:22 +0000</pubDate>
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Through a publicist who represents the couple, Gloria Govan denied allegations by the Sacramento County Sheriff&#8217;s Department that her fiance Matt Barnes made her face go hard in the paint with his fists of fury on Wednesday.

&#8220;Any accusation of domestic violence are false. My fiancé, Matt Barnes, has never physically abused me or my family.&#8221;

She [...]]]></description>
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<p>Through a publicist who represents the couple, Gloria Govan denied allegations by the Sacramento County Sheriff&#8217;s Department that her fiance Matt Barnes made <a href="http://articles.cnn.com/2010-09-09/justice/laker.arrested_1_domestic-violence-charges-felony-charges-primary-aggressor?_s=PM:CRIME">her face go hard in the paint</a> with his fists of fury on Wednesday.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #ffff00;">&#8220;Any accusation of domestic violence are false. My fiancé, Matt Barnes, has never physically abused me or my family.&#8221;</span></p>
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<p>She reportedly <span style="color: #ffff00;">had visible injuries</span> when police arrived after an aborted 911 call, but the fact she is taking Barnes&#8217; side will likely work in his favor when he&#8217;s arraigned on Sep. 13.</p>
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		<title>You Sent It: Brandy&#8217;s Hit-n-Run Eyebrows</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/02/03/brandys-hitnrun-eyebrows/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
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When bad eyebrawz (Seaborn Celebrity Stylist game proper) happen to good people&#8230; someone help Moesha.
- &#8211; M.J.
Double Fist Pump: Concrete Loop
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<blockquote><p>When bad eyebrawz (Seaborn Celebrity Stylist game proper) happen to good people&#8230; someone help Moesha.</p>
<p>- &#8211; M.J.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://concreteloop.com/2010/02/tv-bit-brandy-ray-j-new-vh1-series-family-business">Double Fist Pump: Concrete Loop</a></p>
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		<title>News Break</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/03/10/news-break-48/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 12:44:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police years ago pulled over a young woman who rushed through an amber traffic light. “I’m about to arrest this person right now,” the irritated officer radioed to a dispatcher. “She’s telling me her name is Marijuana Pepsi Jackson.”
It’s the truth. Marijuana and Pepsi are her legal first and middle names, and the Beloit woman [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Police years ago pulled over a young woman who rushed through an amber traffic light. “I’m about to arrest this person right now,” the irritated officer radioed to a dispatcher. “She’s telling me her name is Marijuana Pepsi Jackson.”</span></p>
<p>It’s the truth. Marijuana and Pepsi are her legal first and middle names, and the Beloit woman embraces them as a symbol of her struggle to succeed and to help other children overcome obstacles.</p>
<p>No Mary or Mary Jane or Mary Wanda for her. It’s Marijuana, thank you, she’s told bosses, co-workers and friends over the years, and even wore it on nametags at work.</p>
<p>This tall, striking, self-assured, motorcycle-riding woman is a schoolteacher with a master’s degree in higher education administration. Soon, she’ll start work on her doctorate.</p>
<p>All of her achievement came despite that smoky, carbonated name. And partly because of it. No one named Marijuana Pepsi gets lost in the crowd.</p>
<p>“Everybody I meet says this: You’re nothing like I thought you’d be,” she told me when we sat down for an interview in Beloit last week.</p>
<p>These days she goes by Marijuana Sawyer, the surname of her ex-husband from Georgia, where she spent 10 years before returning to Beloit in 2008 to fulfill a promise to make a difference in her hometown. She has a 6-year-old son named, mercifully, Isaac.</p>
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<p>Sawyer’s mother, Maggie Johnson, picked her name. Her father objected but lost the argument. To this day, a lot of family members and best buds call her Pepsi.</p>
<p>“She said that she knew when I was born that you could take this name and go around the world with it. At the time as a child, I’m thinking yeah, right. You named my older sister Kimberly. You named my younger sister Robin,” Sawyer said. [<a href="http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/1466840,w-marijuana-pepsi-jackson030809.article">source</a>]</p>
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		<title>If You Ain&#8217;t Got No Money Stay Your Broke Ass Home . . . No, Seriously</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/02/18/money-stay-broke-ass-home/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 14:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
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C+D friend in the head Freddy O was disappointed when he attended an event last week benefiting the Lisa &#8220;Left Eye&#8221; Lopes Foundation and her Honduras orphanage. Seems as if all of your cousins came out with their fresh Louis and stilettos but left their wallets at home!

Hosted by Ryan Cameron [V103], [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Lisa\'s sister, brother, + mom " href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=15974"><img class="attachment wp-att-15974" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/le1.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Lisa\'s sister, brother, + mom " width="140" height="247" title="If You Aint Got No Money Stay Your Broke Ass Home . . . No, Seriously " /></a> <a title="Sheree + Monica" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=15976"><img class="attachment wp-att-15976" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/dsc_0294.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Sheree + Monica" width="140" height="247" title="If You Aint Got No Money Stay Your Broke Ass Home . . . No, Seriously " /></a> <a title="D. Woods" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=15975"><img class="attachment wp-att-15975" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/dsc_0333.thumbnail.jpg" alt="D. Woods" width="140" height="247" title="If You Aint Got No Money Stay Your Broke Ass Home . . . No, Seriously " /> </a><a title="Blaque" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=15977"><img class="attachment wp-att-15977" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/dsc_0353.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Blaque" width="140" height="247" title="If You Aint Got No Money Stay Your Broke Ass Home . . . No, Seriously " /></a></p>
<p>C+D friend in the head <a href="http://freddyo.com/">Freddy O </a>was disappointed when he attended an event last week benefiting the Lisa &#8220;Left Eye&#8221; Lopes Foundation and her Honduras orphanage. Seems as if all of your cousins came out with their fresh Louis and stilettos but left their wallets at home!</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Hosted by Ryan Cameron [V103], the event hosted celebrities such as Monica, and Sheree Whitfield and many of Atlanta’s top industry Groupies. The event was really nice, I feel that they did a really good job promoting the event, but failed when it came to people buying items benefiting the Lisa Lopes Foundation. After speaking to one of the workers they told me that the event was a failure because they sold only 5 items the foundation held the event to raise funds but no funds were raised. Does this not sound like what happen to DeShawn Snow hummmm!!!… ATL are we that cheep. . .  LOL</p>
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<p>Speak on it! Dwight was right when he said that some of your ATL cousins only come to charity events to leave with a full belly and enjoy the open bar.  Visit <a href="http://freddyo.com/2009/02/18/the-lisa-left-eye-lopes-foundation-event">Freddy O </a>for more flicks from the night.</p>
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		<title>Bosom Buddies</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/02/17/bosom-buddies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 03:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
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I hate to break it to you but this isn&#8217;t the red carpet from the Dr. 90210 premiere party. Lil&#8217; Kim and Coco are two brave souls. Heat softens plastic! I&#8217;m sure the people in attendance at the LuxuryFashion.com party had a bet going on about who would melt first.
Minus the  Golden Brooks proper [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Coco" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=15896"><img class="attachment wp-att-15896" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/56769215kdanick218200933626am.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Coco" width="268" height="400" title="Bosom Buddies" /></a> <a title="Lil\' Kim" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=15897"><img class="attachment wp-att-15897" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/56769538kdanick218200933640am.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Lil\' Kim" width="286" height="400" title="Bosom Buddies" /></a></p>
<p>I hate to break it to you but this isn&#8217;t the red carpet from the Dr. 90210 premiere party. Lil&#8217; Kim and Coco are two brave souls. Heat softens plastic! I&#8217;m sure the people in attendance at the LuxuryFashion.com party had a bet going on about who would melt first.</p>
<p>Minus the  Golden Brooks proper male-up application and chocolate chip beauty mark  Kimberly looks fairly decent [if you look at her and then turn your head really quick] this time around. I can&#8217;t say the same about Coco&#8217;s concave chesticles though.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Lil Kim" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=15901"><img class="attachment wp-att-15901" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/56769601kdanick218200933612am.jpg" alt="Lil Kim" width="95" height="150" title="Bosom Buddies" /></a> <a title="Coco + Ice-T" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=15899"><img class="attachment wp-att-15899" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/56769191kdanick218200933826am.jpg" alt="Coco + Ice-T" width="99" height="150" title="Bosom Buddies" /></a> <a title="Lil\' Kim" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=15900"><img class="attachment wp-att-15900" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/56769594kdanick218200933558am.jpg" alt="Lil\' Kim" width="105" height="150" title="Bosom Buddies" /></a> <a title="Coco + Ice-T" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=15898"><img class="attachment wp-att-15898" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/56769174kdanick218200933807am.jpg" alt="Coco + Ice-T" width="112" height="150" title="Bosom Buddies" /> </a><a title="Lil\' Kim" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=15902"><img class="attachment wp-att-15902" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/56769543kdanick218200935021am.jpg" alt="Lil\' Kim" width="121" height="150" title="Bosom Buddies" /></a><a title="Coco + Ice-T" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=15898"> </a></p>
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		<title>Fuck Effort: Mo&#8217;Nique&#8217;s Dreadful Legs</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/02/12/fuck-effort-moniques/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:17:22 +0000</pubDate>
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Mo&#8217;Nique ain&#8217;t shit for this. There are plenty of members on Team Chunk who do the necessary steps to get rid of body hair, there is no excuse for this! I don&#8217;t have a problem with women not shaving their legs just as long as they don&#8217;t plan on showing them! Keep those shits away [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Fuck Effort! " href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=15650"><img class="attachment wp-att-15650 aligncenter" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/847658551.jpg" alt="Fuck Effort! " width="574" height="278" title="Fuck Effort: MoNiques Dreadful Legs" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Mo&#8217;Nique ain&#8217;t shit for this. </strong>There are plenty of members on Team Chunk who do the necessary steps to get rid of body hair, there is no excuse for this! I don&#8217;t have a problem with women not shaving their legs just as long as they don&#8217;t plan on showing them! Keep those shits away from the public eye. We the people cannot and will not approve this message.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Mo\'Nique + Her Man" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=15651"><img class="attachment wp-att-15651" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/84765260.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Mo\'Nique + Her Man" width="268" height="402" title="Fuck Effort: MoNiques Dreadful Legs" /></a> <a title="Mo\'Nique " href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=15652"><img class="attachment wp-att-15652" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/847652522.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Mo\'Nique " width="268" height="402" title="Fuck Effort: MoNiques Dreadful Legs" /></a></p>
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		<title>Quick Flicks: Ashanti + Plies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:11:32 +0000</pubDate>
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Is it possible to be utterly annoyed by someone by just the mere sight of their face? I can&#8217;t go through with this. I predict that the estimated budget for this video was somewhere around two Swiss Rolls and a pack of beef ramen [copyright Kid Fury].

 

See more flicks at Necole Bitchie! 
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<p>Is it possible to be utterly annoyed by someone by just the mere sight of their face? I can&#8217;t go through with this. I predict that the estimated budget for this video was somewhere around two Swiss Rolls and a pack of beef ramen [<a href="http://sofurious.com/2009/01/12/teairra-mari-hunt-4-u/">copyright Kid Fury</a>].</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Plies Baby! " href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=14290"><img class="attachment wp-att-14290" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ashanti3.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Plies Baby! " width="268" height="402" title="Quick Flicks: Ashanti + Plies " /></a> <a title="Ashanti + Plies " href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=14291"><img class="attachment wp-att-14291" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ashanti5.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Ashanti + Plies " width="268" height="402" title="Quick Flicks: Ashanti + Plies " /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Ashanti" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=14292"><img class="attachment wp-att-14292 aligncenter" src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ashanti4.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Ashanti" width="574" height="382" title="Quick Flicks: Ashanti + Plies " /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">See more flicks at <a href="http://necolebitchie.com/2009/01/15/plies-ashanti-on-the-set-plus-is-she-preggers">Necole Bitchie! </a></p>
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		<title>Tyler Perry&#8217;s Promo Pics For &#8216;Madea Goes To Jail&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 17:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
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You know what, I&#8217;m not dealing with this today. Thank you Nikki for ruining whatever hope I had left for humanity.
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<p>You know what, I&#8217;m not dealing with this today. Thank you <strong>Nikki</strong> for ruining whatever hope I had left for humanity.</p>
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		<title>Because Crackheads And Rocawear Go Hand In Hand</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:24:16 +0000</pubDate>
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The creative team at Pittsburgh&#8217;s Ace Athletics thought it would be a great idea to incorporate one of Frankie&#8217;s former [current, maybe?] get high partner name in Tony in a commercial spot for the fashion store. The coonery in this clip is so blinding that you may need to grab a pair of your Kanye [...]]]></description>
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<p>The creative team at Pittsburgh&#8217;s Ace Athletics thought it would be a great idea to incorporate one of Frankie&#8217;s former [current, maybe?] get high partner name in Tony in a commercial spot for the fashion store. The coonery in this clip is so blinding that you may need to grab a pair of your Kanye Venetian blind shades. Don&#8217;t act like I never told you. Thanks <strong>Mike Wray</strong>!</p>
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		<title>News Break</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2008/12/05/news-break-28/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 11:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ A Tri-State woman is in critical condition Wednesday after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex.
Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for something on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife Carolyn in the upper chest.
Carolyn Havens, 42, is being treated at Miami [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/shot1.jpg" alt="shot1 News Break" align="left" title="News Break" /> A Tri-State woman is in critical condition Wednesday after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex.</p>
<p>Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for something on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife Carolyn in the upper chest.</p>
<p>Carolyn Havens, 42, is being treated at Miami Valley Hospital in Dayton. [<a href="http://www.wlwt.com/news/18196466/detail.html">source</a>]</p>
<p>This is isn&#8217;t the first time there&#8217;s been trouble for the Havens. Court documents showed Timothy served 60 days in jail for assaulting his wife and was ordered to go to anger management classes.</p>
<p>His arrest Tuesday for the weekend shooting was for violating a civil protection order that Carolyn had taken out against him earlier this year.</p>
<p>Bond was set at $75,000 after prosecutors asked for a high bond, &#8220;due to alleged prohibited contact between the parties (and) the suspicious nature of the circumstances surrounding (her injury).&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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