You Sent It: Brandy’s Hit-n-Run Eyebrows
When bad eyebrawz (Seaborn Celebrity Stylist game proper) happen to good people… someone help Moesha.
- – M.J.
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News Break
Police years ago pulled over a young woman who rushed through an amber traffic light. “I’m about to arrest this person right now,” the irritated officer radioed to a dispatcher. “She’s telling me her name is Marijuana Pepsi Jackson.”
It’s the truth. Marijuana and Pepsi are her legal first and middle names, and the Beloit woman embraces them as a symbol of her struggle to succeed and to help other children overcome obstacles.
No Mary or Mary Jane or Mary Wanda for her. It’s Marijuana, thank you, she’s told bosses, co-workers and friends over the years, and even wore it on nametags at work.
This tall, striking, self-assured, motorcycle-riding woman is a schoolteacher with a master’s degree in higher education administration. Soon, she’ll start work on her doctorate.
All of her achievement came despite that smoky, carbonated name. And partly because of it. No one named Marijuana Pepsi gets lost in the crowd.
“Everybody I meet says this: You’re nothing like I thought you’d be,” she told me when we sat down for an interview in Beloit last week.
These days she goes by Marijuana Sawyer, the surname of her ex-husband from Georgia, where she spent 10 years before returning to Beloit in 2008 to fulfill a promise to make a difference in her hometown. She has a 6-year-old son named, mercifully, Isaac.
If You Ain’t Got No Money Stay Your Broke Ass Home . . . No, Seriously
C+D friend in the head Freddy O was disappointed when he attended an event last week benefiting the Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes Foundation and her Honduras orphanage. Seems as if all of your cousins came out with their fresh Louis and stilettos but left their wallets at home!
Hosted by Ryan Cameron [V103], the event hosted celebrities such as Monica, and Sheree Whitfield and many of Atlanta’s top industry Groupies. The event was really nice, I feel that they did a really good job promoting the event, but failed when it came to people buying items benefiting the Lisa Lopes Foundation. After speaking to one of the workers they told me that the event was a failure because they sold only 5 items the foundation held the event to raise funds but no funds were raised. Does this not sound like what happen to DeShawn Snow hummmm!!!… ATL are we that cheep. . . LOL
Speak on it! Dwight was right when he said that some of your ATL cousins only come to charity events to leave with a full belly and enjoy the open bar. Visit Freddy O for more flicks from the night.
Bosom Buddies
I hate to break it to you but this isn’t the red carpet from the Dr. 90210 premiere party. Lil’ Kim and Coco are two brave souls. Heat softens plastic! I’m sure the people in attendance at the LuxuryFashion.com party had a bet going on about who would melt first.
Minus the Golden Brooks proper male-up application and chocolate chip beauty mark Kimberly looks fairly decent [if you look at her and then turn your head really quick] this time around. I can’t say the same about Coco’s concave chesticles though.
Fuck Effort: Mo’Nique’s Dreadful Legs
Mo’Nique ain’t shit for this. There are plenty of members on Team Chunk who do the necessary steps to get rid of body hair, there is no excuse for this! I don’t have a problem with women not shaving their legs just as long as they don’t plan on showing them! Keep those shits away from the public eye. We the people cannot and will not approve this message.
Quick Flicks: Ashanti + Plies
Is it possible to be utterly annoyed by someone by just the mere sight of their face? I can’t go through with this. I predict that the estimated budget for this video was somewhere around two Swiss Rolls and a pack of beef ramen [copyright Kid Fury].
Tyler Perry’s Promo Pics For ‘Madea Goes To Jail’
You know what, I’m not dealing with this today. Thank you Nikki for ruining whatever hope I had left for humanity.
