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Skeet or Delete: Overcooked Grits

Posted by Fresh on October 3, 2008

Although he may brag about being able to bench press 375 pounds on his MySpace profile Richmond, California rapper Gritsitory [I bullshit you not] can thank his sculpted abs on the hand work of top plastic surgeon Dr. David Matlock. Long story short, after I peeped this dude on Dr. 90210 performing some wack ass song [along side his boo La Flora Venenosa] and went straight to Google.

And then I exhaled. Hit up his Myspace profile and listen to the track “1 Stalker” and call me in the morning.

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YouTube Clip of the Day

Posted by Fresh on September 10, 2008

I heard about the mythical booty warrior clip but never watched it for myself until today. My soul is still recovering. I blame Butterfly Jones for bringing this fuckery in my queendom.

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I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted by Fresh on September 8, 2008

This brings a whole new meaning to the term foot dragger. I love Tasia Mae but how the fuck is we ‘posed to keep peace with her always stomping around on stage like King Koopa without shoes on?

Dusty feet please don’t bother me! The opportunities to refer back to Lil’ Boosie just keep on presenting themselves.

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Skeet or Delete: The Lollipop Kids

Posted by Fresh on August 28, 2008

Crunkster DOC brought it to my attention earlier this week that Lil Wayne’s hit song “Lollipop” is supposedly going to appear on the new Kidz Bop album. I went on a search for the full song and came across the above clip of a radio show discussing the track appearing on the cd. The song starts at 57 second mark. Your thoughts?

After taking a minute to let the lyrics marinate ["Lady lumps!"] I’m going to have to rule this joint as being fake, although the fuckery associated with this is off the Richter Scale.

Real or fake I still blame the adults. First the dad on Tyra’s talk show waxes his daughter’s snatch now this. I don’t know about you but I will be damn if I have my god son running around singing that shit on my watch.

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The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Posted by Fresh on August 27, 2008

File this one under when niggas have ideas that fail.

The majority of you probably don’t know [or care] about Big Kuntry but I had to share this fuckery with you. You may recognize him as the Team Chunk member standing alongside T.I. looking hungry in various Grand Hustle music videos.

Now its his turn to eat. I can’t.

This is all Tiny’s fault. You know she was sitting there tossing concepts out at the studio one night. Clifford, put a muzzle on your chick.

[Album flick via The Rezidue]

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Still Standing

Posted by Fresh on August 19, 2008

Take Me Now Lord Take Me Now Lord

Rocking a Yankees fitted and Dolce & Gabbana flea market shades, the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother’s living room.

I blame Jay-Z! His ass said “I put on for my city so, when I’m dead and gone I got one last wish, put my Yankees hat on” in his verse on the remix to “I Put On.” What part of the game is this?!

His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had long said he wanted to be upright for his own wake: “He wanted to be happy, standing.”

The owner of the Marin Funeral Home, Damaris Marin, told The Associated Press the mother asked him to fulfill her dead son’s last wish. [1]

Pantoja was found dead Friday underneath a bridge in San Juan and buried Monday. Police are investigating. [source]

[1] Riddle me this Batman: Did he know in advance that somebody was going to murk him out?

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Not On Her Watch

Posted by Fresh on August 3, 2008

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There was an assassination attempt on First Lady Diamond in Atlanta on Saturday night but Da Brat saved her life by serving as a human shield.

In my head at least.

Celebrities scrambled for the exits early Saturday morning when gunshots rang out at an Atlanta party hosted by Jermaine Dupri and Sean “Diddy” Combs. A security guard suffered minor injuries when his arm was grazed by a bullet but no one else was hurt.

“I’m sad this incident happened because it interrupted a beautiful and loving party. But I’m happy none of my people or friends got hurt. And the party continues,” Dupri told People.

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The Devil Is Busy

Posted by Fresh on May 30, 2008

Shameless coons [copyright Kid Fury] are having the best week ever. I hurt for my people. Come and get your cousins off of the premises before I call Johnny Law on their trifling asses!

Possibly NSFW viewing materials under the cut.

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