Aretha Franklin – who announced at the top of the year that she and her “forever friend” William “Willie” Wilkerson (better known as Catfish around these parts) would wed this summer – cancelled her fitting at David’s Bridal and gave hearts around the world blue balls in one fatal swoop this afternoon with four little words: The wedding is off!
If heaven had a height it would be this tall.
Effortlessly commandeering the stage during open mic night at T.I.’s Atlanta trap-tastic Club Crucial, travel size rapper Bumpman recently performed a sample of future hits for an excited crowd, including “Steve To Stefan,” a sing-songy track referencing his come-up in swag to that of Jaleel White’s character on the hit 90’s show Family Matters.
He did that. Shouts out to Omar for the video!
The mark of a true entertainer is their ability to resonate with their audience. And by resonate I mean scare the shit out of them with a series of facial ticks and violent hand movements. Willona Woods almost came out of her wig during her performance last night at Clive Davis’ annual Pre-Grammy Gala. Somebody give this woman a fawdie water.
Mariah Carey and her “girls” almost pulled a Scarlett while being introduced on Leno’s late night show earlier this week. Sanrio’s favorite customer, however, was able to compose herself and keep it moving. Waving and smiling as if nothing ever happened, our favorite 5-octave singer who exists in a perpetual state of adolescence lives to go on to fight the good fight for the lambs. Expect Eminem to compose a diss song about this occurrence in the coming days.
After double checking to make sure her package was tucked away nice and neat, Lil’ Mama braved the elements to attend the release party for Fabolous’ Loso’s Way last night in New York City. There are risks associated with being expose to this much fierce oak wood at one time if you are currently take heart medication. Get your life, LeToya!
Make no mistakes about it, Seaborn isn’t a hair stylist he is a master craftsman! He takes otherwise beautiful women and turn them into his personal puppets for satan. A man after my heart! It’s going to take me a little time to compile all of my favorite styles from him for Crunkland but here are a couple of videos to get you through the drought!
I’m trying my best not to laugh but I can’t. I can’t even spread the good news about Stevie Wonder being honored by President Obama because I am too busy dissecting his hairline. For crying out loud will somebody please do something about the man’s situation? This shit ain’t right.
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| AKOO 2012 FASHION PRESENTATION
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| MEET THE 'MISTRESSES OF ATLANTA'
Drake's former flame Maliah Michele makes her next move. | view photos |
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TOYA WRIGHT IS THE ULTIMATE TWEETHEART Mrs. Wright loves filling her followers timelines with fashion and family. | View photos |
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