The family standing in front of you at the check out counter may have more . . . swag (gulp) than you think. Just ask.
Friday Fuckery: YouTube Clip of the Week
Six of the baddest bitches from The Baby Sitters Club team up to cover the “My Chick Bad” remix. Thanks Quick!
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It’s still too early to dissect this.
Back & Fourth: Trey Songz Channels His Inner Wet Uncooked Chicken For Vibe + Flashback Flicks
Fresh: It’s Trey Day, ya’ll. And that tattoo on his chest still looks like the recipe for bourbon chicken after all these years.
Justin: He so skinny, his spine looks like the map to Narnia.
Fresh: Yet from tweens and grown women alike cream their panties with delight when his name is mentioned.
Justin: Question, is that water or R. Kelly peeing on Trey?
Fresh: I miss the old Trey Songz who sung too hard, had cornrows with no hang time, shared bath water with Jim Jones in Miami, and had zero style points. All isn’t lost on second thought. That muthafucka still sings too hard.
HOT TUB TIME MACHINE
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This is the last ass twerkin’ video this week, I promise. I wouldn’t be doing the universe right if I didn’t pass this one along though. It is my most sincere wish that you too find yourself hypnotized by his nut sack and dreads after watching.
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Visions of Derek J. performing pliet squats often fill my head whenever I hear “Ms. Pretty Pussy” by Plies bumping in the club. It’s a real song, I would never steer you wrong, but I digress.
Behold a lady. More up skirt shots please.
Norwood Young: Life of the Party
Neicy Nash woke up bright and early this morning to sign, seal, and deliver a Hello Kitty thank you card to the Dwight Eubanks of Los Angeles for bringing life to her otherwise drab 40, Fabulous N’ Flirty [lies] party. You will too after checking out the guests for yourself.
