ShowYaColorz.com is one of the best sites for laughter on the internet. The sheer fuckery being displayed by your cousins on each and every single gallery page sent shivers down my spine. The last time I felt this connected to something viral was when I watched Kim Zolciak singing karoke on YouTube. Check out the site the next time you have the sudden urge to see greasy women and midgets in a non-sexual manner.
I just scanned over an email that said that Bone Thugs N Harmony were reuniting. The news was as exciting as the return of the McRib. Hopefully the group with allow Bizzy Bone to speak as their spokesman at a press conference.
If your colors look like this, I beg of you, please do not show them. Now excuse me while I swing my Louis rag around in forgiveness of their sins.
I decided to take a quick break from my Saturday morning cleaning chores [1] to check out some of my favorite blogs to see what I’ve missed over the holiday and spotted the above clip of KeyLoLo’s sister [I purposely left out the quotation marks today] Deewana Cole talking to members of the razzi in Los Angeles. During her time in the spotlight Sanaa Lathan and her bodyguard [read: cousin Mike Mike] accidentally bumps the queen and her response is priceless.
[1] Your cousins never pick up after themselves after get-togethers.
Your cousins from Atlanta never cease to amaze me. Crunkster Mike Mike’s Auntie submitted these gems a couple of days ago and I’m just now getting a chance to post them. After you view the gallery you will understand. To the bat cave!
By now you have heard about all the fuckery that went down in ATL at Monday’s night 4th Annual Dirty Awards but if you didn’t follow the link here, here and here. I’m not surprised the show turned into a playground of ignorance, more disappointed in your cousins.
I know a few people on a personal level who were involved in the production of the awards and they are walking around with extreme cases of sad Lil’ Mama faces. Between that public display of trif behavior and the Real Housewives reunion show tonight ATLiens better ask T-Baby to create another version of her heartwarming single just for their city. View more flicks from the show at Freddyo.com!
Apparently it’s still cold in the D, bitches. Peace will never be kept with your cousin T-Baby doing radio interviews and shit.
Don’t stop, pop that pussy, lemme see you Doo Doo Brown!
Pittsburgh reggae entertainer [currently on tour in Japan, the hell] Fudgie Springer Charlie Murphy’s understudy allowed this beautiful child of creation to display her God given talent for the masses to enjoy. Head head head and more head! Thanks Becky!