Christina Aguilera has always been heavy on the foundation, bronzer and “sultry” red lipstick [damn you cousin Angie B!] but this look is taking me a step higher to a place I do not want to belong. Jesus be a brand new can of Scrubbing Bubbles and a Bounty paper towel. The deep fried bangs . . . I simply cannot.
Team Chunk is taking all types of loses this month! If it weren’t for Thanksgiving being around the corner I would go on a diet and switch teams.
Author of ‘Celebrities Are Groupies Too’ China Starr claims to have banged Ed Lover, Zab Judah, Aaron Hall [who was taking anger management courses during their relationship - - I can't] and the sexy beast that is Funkmaster Flex. Is your pussy jealous yet?! Ladies don’t have the long face, China also says that she got a taste of Gloria Velez’s panty pudding.
I’m not saying that she didn’t sex all of those folks but the last thing she looked like she fucked up was a pork chop sandwich.
This woman is really trying to squeeze blood from a damn turnip with this one! How does one knowingly attempt to create the illusion of adult hair with no visible hairline present? As soon as her hair dresser [read: cousin] was complete with the style she probably jumped up and grabbed her little sister’s doll brush and said “This won’t be complete until I look like a damn fool!” I blame Brandy. Keep those baby hairs flowing!
My people, my people.
Meet Ryan Blackwell. The Tennessee man, 18, was arrested last night on a disorderly conduct rap, about an hour after his preferred candidate clinched the presidency. While the below mug shot offers a partial view of Blackwell’s distinctive ‘do, sheriff’s deputies did not capture his entire cranial artwork. As seen in the adjacent photo, the right side of Blackwell’s head features the Barack Obama campaign’s “rising sun” logo.
In a TSG interview, Blackwell said he was busted on the campus of Austin Peay State University, where he went to meet friends for a campaign party. Blackwell said he was nabbed by Clarksville cops for blasting a Lil Wayne remix from the stereo in his 2002 Suzuki (he was participating in an impromptu street celebration after television networks projected Obama’s presidential victory).
Blackwell was booked into the Montgomery County lockup on the misdemeanor charge and missed Obama’s acceptance speech. After spending about six hours in custody, he posted $1000 bond and was released (and watched a replay of the speech when he got home). Blackwell, who said he is planning on enlisting in the Army, took advantage of Tennessee’s early voting program and cast his first presidential ballot last week. He added that this was his first arrest and that a barber friend charged only $5 for the fade. [source]
I gave up on Maury my senior year of high school but I do watch clips online from time to time to laugh at the sheer fuckery of my beautiful people. This clip is no different. Harry finds out some interesting news from 3 women who claim that he has fathered children with them. Thanks Mook!
Since the kids can’t say it without having to deal with some Joe Jackson type of results I am going to go ahead and scream it for them: Grown folks always manage to fuck up Halloween.
Some of you momofukas get a little too into this shit. The next time someone over the age of 13 jumps in my face talking about “Guess what I am?!” I swear ‘fore Lord I am going to respond “A candidate for an ass whooping” and push their punk ass out the way,
I just can’t.
And speaking of those who are currently strung out on crack . . . Meet Ms. Blackberry!
I’ve seen some pretty wild shit in my 23 years but nothing quite compares to these flicks of Ms. Blackberry enjoying a romantic moonlit evening in the park. I don’t know really know what to say about all of this but my vagina just turned into a pillar of salt.
If you don’t click on another link today please visit Ms. Blackberry inside the gallery for more sexual eruption proper and potentially NSFW flicks.
And to the person responsible for snapping these shots, I don’t even know you and I hate you.
Just home school your damn kids.
A teacher in the Dallas school district was arrested at about 2 a.m. today after police say he was smoking cocaine while driving erratically in Oak Cliff.
Donald Keith Johnson, 47, a teacher at Molina High School, was charged with evading arrest and possession of cocaine, according to police. The school’s address is listed on Mr. Johnson’s driver’s license.
A police officer spotted Mr. Johnson, a Dallas resident, on West Laureland Road and attempted to pull him over because he was unable to maintain his lane, according to a Dallas police report.
According to the report, Mr. Johnson continued smoking cocaine from a crack pipe as officers pursued him.
The pursuit ended at the Houston Street Viaduct, where police had to put Mr. Johnson’s car in park because he refused to do so, according to the report.
Officers used a Taser to subdue Mr. Johnson, who resisted arrest by punching and kicking, the report states. He was taken to Parkland Memorial Hospital.
Mr. Johnson was booked into Dallas County Jail around 8 a.m. and is being held in lieu of $3,000 bond. [source - - Thanks Elliott]
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