While editing pictures of House Mother Bosh for the previous post my mind couldn’t keep but wonder back to a sweeter time when ex-girlfriend Allison Mathis heckled his current teammate LeBron James during during their time as players for opposing teams. Her taunts not only inspired an unstoppable 4th quarter performance by Bron Bron but made for memorable comedic fodder for the Inside The NBA crew. Winning, duh.
From The C+D Vault: Introducing The Long Lost Braxton Sister
Everybody has a twin, right? Cross your fingers and genitalia pictures of yours strutting down the street in Miami assed out during Memorial Day weekend never surface online, otherwise people may confuse them for you the same way they did Tamar Braxton back in 2007 for this chocolate bunny. Domain name to describe that unfortunate situation, please? Linea nigra is still the hot accessory for the summer, though.
Day Late, Dollar Short: NYC Spaghetti Brawl Sparks Debate On Etiquette
A subway spaghetti brawl has ignited debate over the proper eating etiquette on the popular mode of public transportation. Yes, there is a growing controversy over whether or not people should actually eat during their commute on the train. What is the proper etiquette for eating on the subway?
People You Should Be Paying Homage To: The Creator of “Dat Baby Lotion” Song And Dance
With Black History Month drawing to an end let today’s post serve as a reminder of how beautiful the marital union between negro ingenuity and entertainment can be. Squeeeeeze!
Late Pass: Clifford Taught You Well, Tiny
One thing I can say about Mr. and Mrs. Clifford Harris is that they always find new and innovative ways to completely fuck up a good thing. That takes more skill than you’ll ever know, folks. Never mind if the consequences for their action effects the ones closest to them — being a conduit for celebrity fuckery is just has to be done.
Those crazy kids.
T.I.’s wife Tiny confirms … the two were in a room together during regular visiting hours at Arkansas State Prison when Tiny made like Michael Jackson … and beat it.
According to prison guidelines, inmates are allowed to kiss and embrace at the beginning and at the end of a visit as well as hold hands — but “the inmate’s hands must remain in plain view of Visiting Room staff at all times.”
People You Should Be Paying Homage To: Wheelchair Shawty
Okay so Wheelchair Shawty isn’t an actual person but its still very necessary for you to bow down in the presence of someone doing the namesake dance. Niggatry is an art. Appreciate it.
You Sent It: My Cousins Involved In Some Inexcusable Detroit Fuckery
Hey Fresh,
I’ve been a faithful apostle in the Church of C&D for awhile (thisclose to listing the aforementioned as my Facebook religion . . . but I digress). So one of my friends called me today at 6 fucking am (why) to tell me he was on 7 Mile Road at McDonalds (again, SMH) and thus was able to bear witness to the second coming of Our Lord. And by this I refer to the majestic appearance of the D’s beloved hometown rapper K-Deezy with all of his mentally addled cosigners in tow. Apparently they were repeatedly told to come back at 10:30 after his ‘entourage’ kept demanding McFlurries, and the gentleman described to me as “(K-Deezy’s) alleged weed carrier” accused the female cashier of being on “some Ronald McDonald stunt queen shit.”
. . . Is this the life we must live?