I’m pretty sure you all have probably already seen this video by now but I refuse to run the risk of knowing that I was not active in spreading this fuckery to the masses, so here it is again. It’s right up there with “She Da Wettest In The Building.”
They’re climbing in your mentions, they’re snatching your free time up.
Struggle rappers are going out of their way to prove that chill is not included with the download of their mixtape in the last quarter of 2013. I’m sure that when reporter Chris Pecker was asked to cover the street beat for KNBC in Los Angeles he didn’t expect for one of your cousins to drop in and deliver the best 10 second freestyle of this entire life. It’s becoming increasingly difficult to claim membership to the African American race with shit like this happening each day.
Now in no way, shape, or form am I trying to assert that Mr. Pecker is a racist. But the very moment that the love child of A$AP Rocky and Ab-Soul snatched the microphone away from his possession, homie sent out the industry standard “this nigga right here” vibrations to the universe.
Stunt queen, you better lose yourself in the music. The moment, you own it. You better not ever let it go! Oh, and is there really is a Church’s Chicken on Figueroa Street. You know I know.
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Psssst! Want to know the secret to having a crew full of bad bitches? Tell them that you are Bow Wow.
That was enough for one lonely stud from Atlanta by the name of Dee Pimpin to find the Bonnie to her Clyde. In case you don’t get a chance to watch ‘Catfish’, Dee Pimpin has a thing for fooling straight girls into thinking he is a real boy then having sex with them with a lambskin dildo. Remind me to go bump in the night with the lights on next time.
Taking up the offer from real Bow Wow to tell his side of the story and drop of her (I am flip flopping gender on purpose here folks) new music video, Young Pimpin’ hit up 106 & Park yesterday joined by Catfish victim Keyonnah Abrams. Check out more below!
Does your pussy taste like Amaretto Sour? Tampico? Transmission fluid? Visto and Phil Da Phuture are ready to take a sip from your juice box.
Instagram is paradise for an aspiring bad bitch with limited funds. I can shop for replica designer goodies and outfits that work against my body type without judgment. My overall sense of self-esteem approves. But leave it to your cousins to ruin my good thing.
Houston lady crooks accused of stealing $15,000 worth of the finest virgin indian remy extensions misappropriated child support and welfare money can buy last month were recently identified after they reportedly used the social media platform to hustle the illegally snatched tresses.
This is why I don’t fuck with the middle man. I like my yaki the same way Rick Ross and French Montana like their imaginary kilos of cocaine — straight off the boat.
Is Mona Scott-Young also casting for ‘Come Up Queens’ or nah?
Riddle me this, Batman. Who has time to recognize the scholastic achievements of 5-year-olds when they have some shit to get up off their chest?
A kindergarten graduation in Cleveland turned into a stop on the Lil Jon And The Eastside Boyz reunion tour after an argument erupted into a sidewalk brawl. Push that nigga, push that hoe, indeed.
Families of students at the Michael R. White School were gathered for the end-of-year award ceremony when two teenagers with one too many Lil Reese songs in rotation on their stolen iPods got into a dispute and stepped outside to continue it last week.
“There were no students from our school involved,” spokeswoman for the city schools Roseanne Canfora said. That’s an accomplishment in itself. Life as a shorty shouldn’t be so rough. (c) Inspectah Deck
The alleged reason for the initial argument? A spilled cup of fruit punch. Yeah fam, red drank. My invisible coon weeps shamefully in silence.
While you were checking your list (and checking it twice!) of hoodrat things to accomplish with your friends over Memorial Day Weekend, a North Carolina woman was arrested Friday morning for wearing a thong in public. She bad, bad.
Resplendent ebony goddess Tiara Monique Garness of High Point, N.C. was arrested around 5 a.m. and charged with indecent exposure after officers in Myrtle Beach, S.C., warned her ass about wearing booty floss, according to the The Sun News of Myrtle Beach. She was arrested at about 5 a.m.
According to police, she was warned twice by officers to cover herself up. The 22-year-old was taken to the Myrtle Beach Jail and held on a $649 cash bond. Grandma’s hands did not pray for this shit.
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I love the smell of Blue Magic hair grease-scented napalm in the morning. Bath & Body Works should really consider capturing the essence in a candle.
Employees at a BBQ joint in Memphis, Ten-A-Key say 41-year-old Chondra London tried to return a double cheeseburger she had purchased two days earlier. Before we move on any further allow that previous sentence to sink all the way into your spirit, my G.
Now let’s continue.
Restaurant workers say London had bought three burgers and only ate two, so logically she wanted her money (or EBT credit) back for the third burger. When she was refused a refund the “diffuse this situation with idiot behavior” lightbulb went off in her head. She began acting a complete and utter donkey, causing more than $8,000 in damage to the restaurant and bringing embarrassment and shame to decent negros worldwide in the process.
I’ll like to see her try that monkey shit in a fine establishment such as Golden Corral.
The Chon Don was arrested was arrested Friday (April 19) and charged with vandalism over $1,000. She has since been released on bond and appeared in court yesterday. Click here to check out her fabulous mug shot. | source
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