I love the smell of Blue Magic hair grease-scented napalm in the morning. Bath & Body Works should really consider capturing the essence in a candle.
Employees at a BBQ joint in Memphis, Ten-A-Key say 41-year-old Chondra London tried to return a double cheeseburger she had purchased two days earlier. Before we move on any further allow that previous sentence to sink all the way into your spirit, my G.
Now let’s continue.
Restaurant workers say London had bought three burgers and only ate two, so logically she wanted her money (or EBT credit) back for the third burger. When she was refused a refund the “diffuse this situation with idiot behavior” lightbulb went off in her head. She began acting a complete and utter donkey, causing more than $8,000 in damage to the restaurant and bringing embarrassment and shame to decent negros worldwide in the process.
I’ll like to see her try that monkey shit in a fine establishment such as Golden Corral.
The Chon Don was arrested was arrested Friday (April 19) and charged with vandalism over $1,000. She has since been released on bond and appeared in court yesterday. Click here to check out her fabulous mug shot. | source
‘The Maury Show’ has cracked yet another unsolved mystery. Let the record and food journals indicate that chicken tetrazzini is not only a creamy slice of heaven loaded with empty calories but the perfect non-suspecting man trap. Trust no bitch.
“I don’t know whether to whoop her ass or his,” said show guest Alycia about her suspicions that her best friend was creeping with her man. “When me and Paul first got together, Dominique couldn’t stand Paul. But now she coming to my house, cooking him chicken tetrazzini. All Paul talk about is her cooking.”
She continued, “What is it, do he want her and her chicken tetrazzini?”
Here’s a sentence I never imagined I would ever write: The internet gods have been showering down more fuckery than I can handle this week. It’s exactly how Celie felt when Shug Avery discovered all of Nettie’s letters hidden underneath Mister’s freakum wood plank.
Michelle Clark is a star in the making, and once this news clip finds its way in the right hands she will be drinking only the finest Sam’s Choice beverages.
While “put them Uno cards up and go run your bath water” got my ass moving at the speed of light as a kid, children these days aren’t as pressed to honor and obey their parents. You’ve probably noticed the trend yourself. In their defense, more times than none it’s because their parents aren’t an ounce of shit.
A Florida mother was arrested last week after making a call to 911 about her kids, ages 1 and 18-months. Check please!