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Employees at a BBQ joint in Memphis, Ten-A-Key say 41-year-old Chondra London tried to return a double cheeseburger she had purchased two days earlier. Before we move on any further allow that previous sentence to sink all the way into your spirit, my G.

Now let’s continue. 

Restaurant workers say London had bought three burgers and only ate two, so logically she wanted her money (or EBT credit) back for the third burger. When she was refused a refund the “diffuse this situation with idiot behavior” lightbulb went off in her head. She began acting a complete and utter donkey, causing more than $8,000 in damage to the restaurant and bringing embarrassment and shame to decent negros worldwide in the process.

I’ll like to see her try that monkey shit in a fine establishment such as Golden Corral. 

The Chon Don was arrested was arrested Friday (April 19) and charged with vandalism over $1,000. She has since been released on bond and appeared in court yesterday. Click here to check out her fabulous mug shot. | source

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