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No Money, Mo Problems: Mo Money Taxes Keeps Customers Waiting

The above clip isn’t a teaser scene from the long awaited sequel to Master P’s cinematic gem ‘I Got Da Hook Up’ but instead a commercial for Mo Money Taxes. The Memphis, Ten-A-Key based tax return service is currently embroiled in — you guessed it — scandal of the “It’s my money and I need it now!” variety.

Customers say they were promised their refunds within a couple of weeks, but when the time frame passed, they reached out to the IRS. It was then they learned their cash was already issued. When you put your faith and W-2 forms in a business called Mo Money results tends to vary.

Keyanna Hyman, who obtained records of her refund being deposited by the IRS two days ago, said, “He told me the IRS still had a hold on my money, that they were a week behind. I told him ‘no, I just spoke with the IRS. My check is here.’ He put me on hold for 20 minutes, came back, and told me there was a glitch in the system. That’s why I don’t believe it.”

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News Break: Dublin Welfare Office Bans Pajamas

The war on PJ’s is on and popping. A social welfare office in Dublin, Ireland has banned people from wearing pajamas to their appointments. Bring. This. To. America. Now.

Time — Recent attempts to instate anti-pajama legislation in Louisiana have spread to Ireland, where workers at a Dublin welfare agency prohibited sleepwear in the office, the BBC reported. A notice posted on the door read, “Pajamas are not regarded as appropriate attire when attending Community Welfare Service at these offices.”

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News Break: Louisiana Official Moves to Ban Wearing Pajamas in Public

Terrible news for Mr. Ghetto’s core demographic rocked the racks at Walmart last week.

After seeing a group of your cousins at a local Wally World wearing pajama pants that revealed one young man’s dick in a box Caddo Parish District 3 Commissioner Michael Williams has decided to push for an ordinance that would prohibit wearing pajama pants in public.

The city of Shreveport, which resides in Caddo Parish, instituted a no-sagging law, and reported 31 misdemeanor summons for incidents involving “wearing of pants below the waist in public” in 2011.

“Pajamas are designed to be worn in the bedroom at night,” Williams said. “If you can’t (wear pajamas) at the Boardwalk or courthouse, why are you going to do it in a restaurant or in public? Today it’s pajamas,” Williams said. “Tomorrow it’s underwear. Where does it stop?”

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YouTube Clip of the Week

I’ve never thought to relate the miraculousness of God by comparing it to the yummy yummy in my tummy feeling that a bowl of Campbell’s soup gives until today. Got Ritz crackers?

The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

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In some strange twist of fate I feel responsible for Jermaine “Huggy” Hopkins being charged with two felony counts of possessing, transporting and trying to sell marijuana, due to all my comparisons between the “Lean On Me” actor and NeNe Leakes’ oldest son. My bad Mr. Clark!

TMZ reports that the 38-year-old actor lives in North Carolina but traveled to Arizona to make a major drug deal on Tuesday.

Police in Maricopa County say they set up the sting operation and after Hopkins took possession of the dope, they pulled over his SUV and arrested him. Cops say they found $100k in cash in the ride. Officials later searched Hopkins’ Arizona apartment claimed they found an additional 100 pounds of weed.

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Jacking For Posts: The Story Behind Drake’s Best Headline Yet

drake forehead Jacking For Posts: The Story Behind Drakes Best Headline Yet

You know a tattoo is truly great when half the people you show it to screw their faces up and look like they’re about to keel over and puke, and the other half flat-out cry “fake”. If, like me, you’re a hip-hop nerd you’ll no doubt have seen the photo of a freshly inked DRAKE forehead tattoo that went viral on the rap interwebs this past Tuesday. Now you may cringe in disgust at the very idea of someone so clearly insane being allowed to get this done, but to me, this is just another raw and swollen step towards the day T.O. is officially on the rap map, and so fucking what if it takes a sweater-wearing ex-Degrassi kid from the wealthy Forest Hill suburb to do it? I don’t care who it is. It’s about damn time any Toronto rapper gets tattooed on someone’s face.

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News Break: Woman To Serve 15 Days For Choking 71-Year-Old Walmart Greeter

walmart News Break: Woman To Serve 15 Days For Choking 71 Year Old Walmart Greeter

Save the tears.

This is not the serene atmosphere that Mr. Ghetto and his set of twerkers are accustomed to experiencing during their shopping trips to Wa Wa Wa Wallyworld. Not one damn bit.

A woman who choked a 71-year-old greeter at the Elyria Walmart Supercenter and then boasted about it to her daughter was sentenced to 15 days in jail Thursday in Elyria Municipal Court.

Judge Lisa Locke-Graves, who imposed the sentence against Toni Duncan, 49, called the attack “absolutely reprehensible.’’ Duncan had pleaded no contest and was found guilty of assault earlier this week.

“I am appalled that someone would choke a person 71 years of age,” Locke-Graves said.

In the March 30 incident, prosecutors said Duncan choked Alger Burchell when he asked to see a receipt for her purchases.

Locke-Graves sentenced Duncan to 120 days in jail but suspended 105 days. She ordered Duncan to be taken from the courtroom to immediately begin serving a 15-day jail sentence. She cited prior delays in the case and continuances in denying attorney James Kersey’s request for more time before Duncan reported to the county jail.

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Video: This Isn’t A McCafe Commercial For The Hood But It Should Be

I’ve got absolutely nothing.

News Break: 13-Year-Old Robbed of Meatball Sandwich At Gunpoint By Two Grown Ass Men

Where is Principle Joe Clark’s bat when you need it?

A total of four men were arrested after a teen boy’s meatball sandwich was taken at gunpoint.

The four Philadelphia men are being held on $150,000 bail after a 13-year-old boy was robbed over the weekend in nearby Yeadon. Police say two men, Ernest Barnett and Rashawn Mallory, approached the boy on Saturday evening and pulled a gun before rifling through his pockets. The men allegedly took his sandwich before fleeing in a car.

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News Break: Florida Woman Attacks Dad For Not Sharing Potato Salad

Ms. Peaches, you better come and get this rottweilder!

A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly attacking her father because he wouldn’t give her potato salad. My conscience won’t allow me to pass judgement on Karen Henry since the same thing almost happened between me and my pops over a tray of deviled eggs at my high school graduation party. Flagler County authorities charged Henry with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon for the Oct. 22 incident.

slide 22149 443881 large News Break: Florida Woman Attacks Dad For Not Sharing Potato SaladOne charge of aggravated assault, with a side of rage.

Police in Florida arrested a 45-year-old woman after she allegedly attacked her father for refusing to share his potato salad.

Officials say that Karen Henry, of Palm Bay, became enraged during the Oct. 22 incident, wielding a knife against her 80-year-old father and verbally abusing him, CBS Tampa reports.

“Karen became very angry that she could not have the potato salad and began throwing and breaking items,” a report obtained by The Daytona Beach News-Journal states. “[She] then grabbed a large kitchen knife and began threatening [her father] with it.” Henry’s father, Hubert, defended himself with a chair before retreating to his bedroom for safety, according to reports.

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