One monkey don’t stop no show.
According to internet legend, your cousins were out
selling weed in the projects enjoying their afternoon when they stumbled across a local that had been practicing to become R. Kelly’s replacement on his Black Panties Tour in the event that Kellz decides to skip out on an upcoming court date.
Save your best “get chose at a concert outfit from Rainbow” for another day. Enjoy this show for free. – @LitaSoFli
I’m pretty sure you all have probably already seen this video by now but I refuse to run the risk of knowing that I was not active in spreading this fuckery to the masses, so here it is again. It’s right up there with “She Da Wettest In The Building.”
They’re climbing in your mentions, they’re snatching your free time up.
Struggle rappers are going out of their way to prove that chill is not included with the download of their mixtape in the last quarter of 2013. I’m sure that when reporter Chris Pecker was asked to cover the street beat for KNBC in Los Angeles he didn’t expect for one of your cousins to drop in and deliver the best 10 second freestyle of this entire life. It’s becoming increasingly difficult to claim membership to the African American race with shit like this happening each day.
Now in no way, shape, or form am I trying to assert that Mr. Pecker is a racist. But the very moment that the love child of A$AP Rocky and Ab-Soul snatched the microphone away from his possession, homie sent out the industry standard “this nigga right here” vibrations to the universe.
Stunt queen, you better lose yourself in the music. The moment, you own it. You better not ever let it go! Oh, and is there really is a Church’s Chicken on Figueroa Street. You know I know.
Psssst! Want to know the secret to having a crew full of bad bitches? Tell them that you are Bow Wow.
That was enough for one lonely stud from Atlanta by the name of Dee Pimpin to find the Bonnie to her Clyde. In case you don’t get a chance to watch ‘Catfish’, Dee Pimpin has a thing for fooling straight girls into thinking he is a real boy then having sex with them with a lambskin dildo. Remind me to go bump in the night with the lights on next time.
Taking up the offer from real Bow Wow to tell his side of the story and drop of her (I am flip flopping gender on purpose here folks) new music video, Young Pimpin’ hit up 106 & Park yesterday joined by Catfish victim Keyonnah Abrams. Check out more below!
Does your pussy taste like Amaretto Sour? Tampico? Transmission fluid? Visto and Phil Da Phuture are ready to take a sip from your juice box.