Today is a national holiday for some of your cousins but for the rest of us we have to show up to work to deal with shit like this. While I am happy that the spirit of rhyme continues to live on, this is not what I signed up for .

I will never forget listening to the entire Trapped In The Closet series on the radio [don't ask me how they pulled that one off] in 2007 while driving back home to Georgia from enjoying a night full of hot hoe shit at a club across the border in Florida. Being a designated driver comes with all kinds of great perks, see?

In a Twitvid posted recently, the Pied Pisser says that he has just completed 15 chapters of his ghetto opera and plans on releasing them only if the public wants to hear. The way I see it is if we can put up with Nicki Minaj’s audio hysterics we might as well give Arah’s a listen. More midget strippers with chicken drumette thighs > everything.

And the plot thickens! The Green Brothers of Highland Park, Michigan claim that their 1996 recording “Back Pockets on the Floor” was the blueprint for General Larry Platt’s American Idol success.

In a letter to MyFox Detroit,the brothers say that the similarities between Platt’s song and their decade plus song are more than coincidence, and they want the world to see their version, reports the Huffington Post.

“This is in regaurds [sic] to the General Larry Platt “Pants on The Ground”. His song is a take off of the Green Brothers song ” Back Pockets On The Floor’,” The Green Brothers wrote in a statement uploaded to YouTube last week.

“Back Pockets On The Floor was written by G. Green and was copyrighted and recorded by the Green Brothers in 1996. The General’s song have the same intent, idea and in part the same message. YOU BE THE JUDGE AMERICA!!”

Tired of breaking down Illuminati related messages in today’s music? Here’s a good, clean song about the ups and down of romance courtesy of the Minstrel of Love. Put your lighters up.