I know a bubble bath created by Dawn dishwashing liquid when I see it! Reh Dogg’s steamy shower scene in “Why Must I Cry” has finally been one-upped. R&B singer Sir Charles Jones (not to be confused with Charles Barkey, of course) invites the ladies inside his single occupancy bath tub in the exclusive video for “In The Water.”
I had one pinky toe inside of the water until I think I heard him croon “You can put the kid in there.”
If you ever doubted the need for more charter schools, let this three-and-half-minute video serve as a commercial. I’m not sure who this lil’ Section 8 remix of Richie Rich belongs to, but I hope he doesn’t go on to rob Juelz in six years.
To Lil’ Niqo and his homeboy, Mannie Fresh Jr.’s credit, they do an awesome job of impersonating loud mouth rappers who brag about cars, clothes, and how much money they have.
Do you hear that? It’s the sound of President Obama’s tears falling.
Be that as it may, this shit is catchy. Little misspeller had me with, “I do it big like Gucci Mane stomach.” It’s about time nursery rhymes come out of the mouths of people who actually still hear them before they go on to wet the bed.
I wish more people would realize that it’s okay to work at a bank. That way they could save themselves from embarrassing situations like Neffe’s “You Ain’t Did Nothing.” Bless Neffe’s well-meaning heart and abundantly fertile body, but this isn’t the move. Hell, it’s paraplegic.
Maybe times have gotten harder for her now that The Way It Is is officially long gone and the fact that not even Jesus holding a winning lottery ticket covered in bacon could get Frankie and Neffe back on BET. I understand the struggle, but there’s got to be another way. A way that provides health care to Neffe’s [insert large number here] kids, which a rap career doesn’t typically provide.
In her defense (cherish this sentence, I don’t dare defend her for this in any other one) I can see why Neffe would think a career as a “rapstress” is not as far fetched as common sense and a bill collector might suggest.
Poor Somaya Reece haven’t a clue.
She’s the quintessential chick who tries to slide in on a freestyle cipher already in progress — only to be ousted after she blows her cover instead of the next available pork sword in the room. But as Slickback Ivanhoe so poignantly pointed out in his critically lauded (by the hood?) role as DJay in Hustle & Flow “it’s not about the size of the dog in the fight, its about the size of the fight in the dog!”
And we’re clearly dealing with an underdog. Watch below.
If your menstrual cycle is running behind schedule, Omarion “coming for all you niggas” with his 2011 rendition of the Jodeci classic “Come And Talk To Me” will knock it right on.
Horrendous Autotune Music it is.
With her new crew the IRS (International Rock Stars) backing her, Kimmy Blanco jumps on the first single from Jay-Z and Kanye West’s Watch the Throne joint LP to drop some bird shit. She should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for doing so if you ask me. Take a listen for yourself after the jump.
Lions, tigers, and extreme close ups on Gucci Mane’s lips. I went into an epileptic seizure about 35 seconds in. Just passing the good fortune along, cheers.
I’m ’bout to go lay down now.
Long-time page-view contributor (I consider you a friend in the head and give a damn how you feel about it), but this is my first contact attempt, so be gentle.
Though World’s AIDS Day has passed, I felt it was my moral obligation to do my part and increase the safe sex awareness of my brethren.
But this shit right here, my nigga, stirs the deepest echoes of my embattled soul. This blatant act of aggression on the black family (word to Ronald Regan) deserves only the highest congressional medals of fuckery. Damn the boats these
niggas came over on!I can do all things through Fresh who strengthens me,
Rodd
Premiere powerhouse vocalist / songwriter Keri Hilson stopped by The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Monday night to perform the latest single from her upcoming album, No Boys Allowed. Work that social worker doobie wrap wig out, girl.
If Antoine Dodson can move three generations of his family out of Lincoln Park surely Jimmy McMillan will be able to pay his rent months in advance once its all said and done. The writings on the wall! Guess we all know who will be the opening act at the 2011 EBT Hip Hop Awards.
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