I turned off all the lights in my house and peaked through the blinds when the subject line “New Music: Eddie Murphy - Promise (You Won’t Break My Heart)” hit my inbox.
I will never forget what this country did to our civil right leaders so I know what it is capable of doing to my Black ass through the power of music. My conspiracy theory is that a sniper was waiting in the wings for me to fling my door open and run out of my house screaming bloody murder into the night’s sky as I covered my ears just like this. Too fast for the feds, too cocky for the cops.
According to his reps, Donkey’s upcoming album tentatively titled 9 “highlights the range of Murphy’s musical talent, which encompasses a wealth of influences that zips across a wide variety of music genres.” I’ll let Black Twitter be the judge of that. Skeet or delete?
Fresh:Lil Kim’s career relaunch has had more false starts than the 1989 Geo Metro Evelyn Lozada is trying to convince people that her mama still drives around the Bronx “because she wants to.” Do you think her new video for “Looks Like Money” will be enough to bring her back?
Christian: Back to the unemployment office. I wanna know which currency she is trying to compare herself to.
‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ star Apollo Nida roughed up Kenya Moore’s assistant / god friend Brandon DeShazer last night, and the brawl was over their Donkey-Stallion-Jack-Ass-Booty workout dvd drama. All that aggression from two tapioca pudding colored men. It’s a shame that Tyler Perry had to miss out.
Apollo reportedly flew into a rage and “violently attacked” Brandon at a party that was being filmed for the upcoming season of the popular reality show. With cameras catching every second of the squabble, he had to be restrained by seven male crew members before finally simmering down.
If I had a Little Hugin arm’s reach I would snatch it up and hurl it at the screen with the same amount of power as a doped up Major League Baseball player. But since that isn’t an option at the moment, um, it’s my pleasure to present to you the following well-aged clip in hopes that it gets passed around like a fruit cake during Christmas season.
Who am I kidding? I bodied rolled a full 30 minutes to it today. Look at me, burning calories and shit.
Beyonce isn’t the only one putting a Rose Art crayon to work in support of President Barack Obama. Rhyming over what has to be a pre-programmed beat from a Casio keyboard purchased in the mid 90′s, Kirko Frankz puts his patriotism where his mouth is on “Obama Forward”, a track slated to appear on his new mixtape ‘On Trial 2′.
The African American community’s crown jewel Lil’ Wayne sparked controversy when he decided to feature a remix for 13-year-old Chicago rising rapper Lil Mouse‘s song “Get Smoked” on his latest mixtape ‘Dedication 4′ last month.
“.40 hit his face, BBQ his ass like a grill. Ya’ll niggas ain’t real, lame niggas get killed,” the product of Chi-town’s gritty Wild Wild Hundreds raps on the original version of the track.
But all gunplay and no twerk makes Lil Mouse a dull boy. The youngster hits the club with Gorilla Zoe (I’m sorry, was Archie Eversole unavailable?) to throw singles and hit his currency jig in his latest music video.
Be on the look out for the Sallie Mae remix dropping soon.
What do you do when you prematurely sell your ass to Playboy? You record a pop single, that’s what.
It seems like Cher Horowitz’s right hand homie Stacey Dash has healed nicely since LisaRaye gave her a swift roundhouse kick to the face last year, or so they say. The 46-year-old recently surfaced with what appears to be her first (and possibly last) song, a track titled “Life Of The Party,” featuring Blake Smith.
Ready for the world, Stacey tweeted, “It’s mastered . . . so excited to share my 1st baby with you all.”
It’s Like The 2012 Version Of The “All Falls Down” Video
Roy Ayers was 100 percent correct. Rehearse the lyrics, learn the raw emotion and give in to your desires the next time an urge to go Chicago steppin’ in the middle of a public park suddenly hits. Happy National PDA Day!