Face of The Day: Meet Madam Donald (And His NeNe Leakes Inspired Wig)

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Donald Christopher James of Bishopville, South Carolina was arrested last week after an anonymous hater tipped police off about suspicious activity. You know, there aren’t many people who wear NeNe Leakes inspired wigs — especially those born with a penis.

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Grand Hustle: Girl Scout Sells 117 Boxes Of Cookies In 2 Hours Outside Weed Dispensary

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“I’m emotional, I hug the block.” — Young Jeezy, “Go Crazy”

When Gucci Mane recorded the How To Get Rich Quick Guide known as “My Kitchen” it was up to the masses to take notes and apply it accordingly to their master plan. One 13-year-old Girl Scout is achieving great success in business by doing just that.

Danielle Lei and her mother set up shop outside the Green Cross store, a pot dispensary in San Francisco, California, with crowd favorites such as Thin Mints and Samoas. With the store’s blessing, Lei sold 117 boxes in two hours. Holli Bert, a spokeswoman for the Green Cross, said that after just 45 minutes, Lei had to call for back-up cookies to replenish her stock.

“You put it in terms that they may understand,” Lei’s mother, Carol, told Mashable. “I’m not condoning it, I’m not saying go out in the streets and take marijuana. It also adds a little bit of cool factor. I can be a cool parent for a little bit.”

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Let’s Hear It For Love: House Mother Kanye Is Engaged To His Line Sister Kim Kardashian

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House Mother Kanye has finally granted the ultimate wishes of Ike Turner’s birthday twin Kris Jenner (I’m just full of random facts tonight). HMK proposed to Kim Kardashian on her 33rd birthday and she of course accepted, E! Online reports.

Stop hating and start kon-dragulating. Read all the details below.

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Fantasia Returns To Broadway With ‘After Midnight’

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If Fantasia had been knocked up by oh say a pastor instead of a T-Mobile sales associate, this is how I imagine she would look on her wedding day. Add a pair of flower girls sprinkling sunflower seeds down the aisle and we’d really have ourselves a hood Platinum Wedding.

Tasia Mae managed to keep her shoes on and her dress up while performing at the After Midnight Broadway press preview at Brooks Atkinson Theatre on Wednesday (October 16) in New York City.

Broadway Babe

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Who Has Time For WIC? Ivy Queen Puts Her Baby Bump On Blast During Performance

ivy queen Who Has Time For WIC? Ivy Queen Puts Her Baby Bump On Blast During Performance

41-year-old reggaeton star Ivy Queen proved Gucci Mane isn’t the only artist capable of booking stages well into their pregnancy when she hit the stage at Calibash 2013 in Los Angeles over the weekend.

At first glance I thought Ciara had taken the final step in securing CiBandz’s place at the top of the hip-hop couple food chain but then I remembered she is far too pre-occupied with shading people with only 6 followers on Twitter. What a damn waste.

This brings back memories of when my high school best friend said “fuck it” to concealing her baby bump at prom because she didn’t keep her goodies in a jar after homecoming. I’m sure there’s a K. Michelle song about that somewhere.

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On Location: JustFab Flagship Grand Opening With Kimora Lee Simmons

kimora On Location: JustFab Flagship Grand Opening With Kimora Lee Simmons

If you still pull out your Baby Phat velour track suit in the winter months, stand tall. You will be able to appreciate Kimora Lee Simmons‘ latest contribution to the world of fashion.

The self-declared mogul mom, who serves as the company’s president and creative director, held a grand opening for her new 3,000-square-foot flagship JustFab store at the Glendale Galleria on Saturday (September 14). Subscribers to the e-commerce site take a short style quiz and get recommendations from stylists about which handbags, pair of shoes, jewelry or denim to buy.

Kimora was joined at the event by her mother Joanne Kyoko Perkins and kids Aoki, Ming and Kenzo. Check out more flicks after the jump!

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