Buzz Notes: Poor Little Tik Tik’s Wife

Posted on April 7, 2010

Former Giants running back and current NBC broadcaster Tiki Barber and 8-month pregnant wife Ginny Barber made headlines yesterday when they announced their separation after 11 years of marriage.

The purported cause of the split? Hoe shit.

According to a new report by the New York Post, Barber split with his wife to pursue a romance with a former NBC intern named Traci Lynn Johnson. The report goes on to say that Johnson, 23, was spotted with Barber at a film screening in Washington, D.C. last month and may have accompanied the former New York Giant on a trip to Senegal in late 2009.

A source tells the Huffington Post that Johnson also accompanied Barber to the Olympics in Vancouver where he introduced her as his “assistant.”

Sounds like all the trappings of a Lifetime movie.

Quick Flicks: Fantasia Performs At WrestleMania XXVI

Posted on March 30, 2010

Really, I would have nothing but good things to say about Fannie Mae’s appearance at WrestleMania XXVI if her sporadically placed Lil’ Mo prison style tattoos were concealed. Since they aren’t, it is a must that I fulfill my contractual agreement with Teeny and say that she looks like she is singing at the Trap House Bible Temple of Glory during offering time. Who needs a tithe envelope?

Star Tracks: Fantasia Leaving Katsuya

Posted on March 24, 2010

The Grown Educated Diva known as Fantasia is the latest in what I hope to be a long list of celebrities allowing their chest cannons to roam around and graze on grass undisturbed this week. Let them flap jacks stack! Even angels.

She was photographed with her producer and manager leaving sushi hot spot Katsuya in Los Angeles on Tuesday. Where was Quween of the Scene? Anyway, Tasia better hurry up and get back home. Not only is her daughter Zion probably messing around in her storage bin of wigs but Teeny looks like the type that likes to have sex in other people’s bed while they are out of town. Who wants to come home to extraterrestrial cum stains?

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Buzz Notes: Mathew Knowles A Daddy Again, Tension Between NeNe & Greg?

Posted on March 24, 2010

A DNA test has confirmed that Matthew Knowles is the father of Alexsandra Wright’s baby boy Nixon and the winner of the premature ejaculation lottery. Sources tell TMZ that Wright and Knowles are in the final stages of negotiating the child support payments for Honey Bee’s new baby brother. Wright filed a paternity suit last October against Knowles — who was temporarily ordered to pay $8,200 in monthly child support.
Disillusioned Atlanta socialite Nene Leakes is at it again. A source [probably Dwight] tell the AJC Buzz the wonky eyed wookie is has been having marital woes since the arrest of eldest son Bryson. Continue reading →

Quick Quotes: Alicia Keys On Rumors

Posted on December 2, 2009

“When I first started out, [people talking about me] bothered me because I didn’t understand it. I’d think, How could they say these things that had no validity? I felt I had to speak out about things and clear my name. But as time went on I realized it was a waste of energy. I think it’s better to just keep things moving. People will take [your business] and run with it in whichever direction they choose.”

- – Alicia Keys in Uptown magazine

Hoe Shit: Tiger Woods’ Voicemail Plea

Posted on December 2, 2009

I can’t begin to keep up with all of the mess surrounding Tiger Woods right now so I am depending on you all to keep me abreast [and thigh] on the latest. What I do know is that every time my RSS feeder refreshes another mistress has dropped out of the sky and is now selling her story. Gone are the days when hoes would never kiss and tell.

If you have had a sexual encounter with Mr. Woods and would like to share your tales of bedroom bedlam with Crunkland in exchange for a $25 Applebee’s gift card hit me up! In the meanwhile listen to this sad shit right here.

On Nov. 24 — the day before reports of his alleged infidelity first surfaced — Tiger Woods, 33, phoned his off-and-on girlfriend, 24 year-old Los Angeles cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, and left a message in which he begged her to change her voicemail greeting.

“Hey, it’s Tiger,” he says in the voicemail, obtained by Usmagazine.com (listen above). “I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”

Star Tracks: Alicia Keys & Swizz Beats St. Tropez Date

Posted on August 27, 2009

After hinting about their relationship in song lyrics and on social networks, it seems as if Alicia Keys and Swizz Beats are finally becoming comfortable enough to be seen out in public together. Let’s not all clap at once.