“When I first started out, [people talking about me] bothered me because I didn’t understand it. I’d think, How could they say these things that had no validity? I felt I had to speak out about things and clear my name. But as time went on I realized it was a waste of energy. I think it’s better to just keep things moving. People will take [your business] and run with it in whichever direction they choose.”
- – Alicia Keys in Uptown magazine
I can’t begin to keep up with all of the mess surrounding Tiger Woods right now so I am depending on you all to keep me abreast [and thigh] on the latest. What I do know is that every time my RSS feeder refreshes another mistress has dropped out of the sky and is now selling her story. Gone are the days when hoes would never kiss and tell.
If you have had a sexual encounter with Mr. Woods and would like to share your tales of bedroom bedlam with Crunkland in exchange for a $25 Applebee’s gift card hit me up! In the meanwhile listen to this sad shit right here.
On Nov. 24 — the day before reports of his alleged infidelity first surfaced — Tiger Woods, 33, phoned his off-and-on girlfriend, 24 year-old Los Angeles cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, and left a message in which he begged her to change her voicemail greeting.
“Hey, it’s Tiger,” he says in the voicemail, obtained by Usmagazine.com (listen above). “I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”
Swizz Beats Cus Cus and Mashonda’s Twittenemy, Alicia Keys, was photographed at The Barber’s Daughters Jewelry [jurry if you are Deshawn Snow] Experience at the Collete Blanchard Gallery in New York City on Tuesday rocking the same outfit she wore on The Today Show. Girl, you so everyday people. Applaud that woman for spending her dollars on more important things.
Although The Barbadian changes every five minutes, Tropical Thunder Thighs can’t be bothered with that tomfoolery. She’s too busy trying to trace blocked calls from Mashonda.
After hinting about their relationship in song lyrics and on social networks, it seems as if Alicia Keys and Swizz Beats are finally becoming comfortable enough to be seen out in public together. Let’s not all clap at once.
Superhead [I refuse to call a hooker by its their government name] is still making the rounds on network television to promote that nasty, filthy, third-grade drawing-in-the-bathroom containing book. Recently she sat down with Quddus [MTV must have fired his ass] on TV ONE to discuss the criticisms of her new book.
During the interview, Quddus showed Superhead a clip of an interview . . . you know what, let me stop. I’m trying to get into the mind of someone who clearly has no rhyme or reason, and seems to get off by attempting to manipulate both the interviewers and audience by speaking and annunciating each and every word. She talking about how they put her on blast first, then she fired back by writing the book and blah, blah, blah.
A so-called “reformed whore” that is now speaking some sort of gospel. You played in Diddy’s ass, Superhead. You can’t be trusted after something like that.
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