Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Derek J And Miss Lawrence Slay The Scene

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The true ‘Fashion Queens’ of Atlanta have arrived! Derek J and Miss Lawrence gave a 2-for-1 lesson on how to properly shut down a red carpet with ease while gracing the 2014 Vision Awards in New York City with their presence last week.

When God created us all in his image, he made sure to spend a few extra minutes on these two to ensure that all zestlemen and women would sing Trina’s lyrics “my pussy sits up real nice in my shorts” with their voices dripping with pride and conviction. Won’t he do it?

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Face of The Day: The Illest Nana

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Posted up at the bar standing pigeon toed and bow legged dressed in an Instagram boutique outfit isn’t typically how most people envision their grandmothers on the weekend (unless she is Karlie Redd, of course) but times are changing. 

Find out what happens when somebody’s Ill nana takes full advantage of both waist training and an AARP discount inside!

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Honorary Bad Bitch Submission: EJ Johnson

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Whenever the reigning president of the Chunky Girls Stay Chose Too coalition decides to bless the lessors with an appearance, you have no choice but to hold tight to both your wigs and men because both will be snatched!

Here’s EJ Johnson and sister Elisa were red carpet ready for the Hollywood premiere of ‘Think Like A Man Too’ this week. Insert your favorite Trina lyric here.

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Face of The Day: Not A Stain On Me

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While it is my belief that women of a certain age should never use elements found in nature for props during impromptu photo shoots, there are times in life when you just can’t let a good outfit and a tree stump go to waste.

The Face of The Day (you anonymous Woman Crush Wednesday, you) is sponsored by somebody’s stunting ass auntie who just knew the girls down at the bingo couldn’t take her new hair rinse and Atlanta Falcons tribute slingback wedges. Take a deep breath, pinch your nose, and dive in.

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Afternoon Snack: Al Reynolds

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In his quest to land a cover of Hype Hair magazine, esteemed zestlemen Al Reynolds is trying to take Deaconess McDaniels’ signature part and curl mainstream in 2014. Pay homage to a queen that goes the extra mile, folks.

How did we even arrive at this magical moment? Well, magical things occur when boredom and curiosity collide.

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Serena Williams Uses Ass As A Minor Distraction From The Major Catastrophe Happening On Top of Her Head, Crashes Wedding

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While we are on the subject of television programming that airs on weTV, I would love see how David Tutera would handle this type of wedding crasher.

Serena Williams, her ass, and disheveled yaki surprised a wedding party at the Soho Beach Hotel on Saturday (May 31). While the tennis great posed for pictures with the blushing bride and groom, a few groomsmen (shouts out to Cousin Pete) captured the moment from the back field.

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