Trick Daddy On The Pleasures Of Booty Munching: ‘If You Won’t Eat Your Girl’s Ass I Will’

A poem I wrote for you: Collard greens, neckbones. Trick Daddy will chew your ass. Both hole inspection, won’t stop until he pass!

The leader of the Eat-A-Booty Gang recently explained to VladTV how he gets his recommended daily servings of vegetables by tossing salads. Having recently retired from eating pussy (no word on how that pension plan is set up), Uncle Trick wants all you lovely ladies to know that if your dude won’t eat your ass, he got you.

Is there any shame in his ass munching game? Nope! Having the electricity turned on in his name since age two and being a proud descendant of slaves, it will take more then a few shots at Trick’s love of ass to bring his spirits down.

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Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Tater Thots Edition

tang3 zps395f24f7 Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Tater Thots EditionMy neck, my back. Better watch your man and your snacks. The tater thots of 2014 are coming in the game full force.

The above Wonder Twins of Struggle saved all their money this summer by using the same transfer on the Metrolink every day to purchase signature pieces from the Nicki Minaj for Kmart collection so that they could make sure they are boo’d up before the start of the school year.

Now I ask, what have you done to speed up your 5 Star Bitch application submission?

tang zps58d25ded Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Tater Thots EditionI’m sure each of the below pictures were accompanied with inspiring Instagram captions from our favorite female rappers, like “I can’t suck your dick and get my lipstick smeared” and “It ain’t his birthday, I’m the reason he got his hair cut.”

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Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Derek J And Miss Lawrence Slay The Scene

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The true ‘Fashion Queens’ of Atlanta have arrived! Derek J and Miss Lawrence gave a 2-for-1 lesson on how to properly shut down a red carpet with ease while gracing the 2014 Vision Awards in New York City with their presence last week.

When God created us all in his image, he made sure to spend a few extra minutes on these two to ensure that all zestlemen and women would sing Trina’s lyrics “my pussy sits up real nice in my shorts” with their voices dripping with pride and conviction. Won’t he do it?

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Face of The Day: The Illest Nana

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Posted up at the bar standing pigeon toed and bow legged dressed in an Instagram boutique outfit isn’t typically how most people envision their grandmothers on the weekend (unless she is Karlie Redd, of course) but times are changing. 

Find out what happens when somebody’s Ill nana takes full advantage of both waist training and an AARP discount inside!

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Honorary Bad Bitch Submission: EJ Johnson

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Whenever the reigning president of the Chunky Girls Stay Chose Too coalition decides to bless the lessors with an appearance, you have no choice but to hold tight to both your wigs and men because both will be snatched!

Here’s EJ Johnson and sister Elisa were red carpet ready for the Hollywood premiere of ‘Think Like A Man Too’ this week. Insert your favorite Trina lyric here.

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Face of The Day: Not A Stain On Me

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While it is my belief that women of a certain age should never use elements found in nature for props during impromptu photo shoots, there are times in life when you just can’t let a good outfit and a tree stump go to waste.

The Face of The Day (you anonymous Woman Crush Wednesday, you) is sponsored by somebody’s stunting ass auntie who just knew the girls down at the bingo couldn’t take her new hair rinse and Atlanta Falcons tribute slingback wedges. Take a deep breath, pinch your nose, and dive in.

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