The stuff in Crystal Warren’s trunk ain’t made for chumps. After popping that pussy for more than 1,000 real goons, the 42-year-old cougar made a startling confession to journalist Eamonn Holmes: She never revealed that she aside from a few lovers in on the secret she never told the rest that she was born a man because, well, they never asked.
Sounds innocent enough.
House Mother Kanye has been busy in the Middle East scouting locations for his next on film pussy throttle. A tipster close to the project tells UAE’s National newspaper that Mr. West sent representatives to Abu Dhabi, Dubai and Doha last month in preparation for a project set to begin in March.
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He reportedly wants to remain culturally sensitive and avoid a stereotyped view of the region. “His team were hesitant to compare it directly to “Runaway” because the girl in it is dressed quite provocatively,” said the source. “But from what they told us, it’s going to be in the same vein. It’s their goal to use as much local talent and as much local crew as possible when they’re here.”
In news related the multifaceted entertainer, his spokesman at the Karla Otto agency confirmed to WWD that he will return to Paris Fashion Week again this season on March 6.
More flicks of Kanye West and Roc Nation artist Rita Ora posted up in London at a private dinner hosted by fashion designer Mark Fast’s at The Corinthia Hotel last night below.
Up until last week, Moesha Mitchell’s cousin/brother had been keeping a relatively low profile, trying his best to play down his active role in Windmill Wars ‘11.
Photographers had to be pleasantly surprised to spot Ray J leaving Le Petit Four restaurant with Our Fair Lady Nippy on Friday night (February 3) in West Hollywood after enjoying an intimate dinner. Witnesses say that the For the Love of Ray J star was a “true gentleman.” Which probably means that he adjusted her wig one last time before the two made their exit.
The pair’s on-again off-again romance dates back to 2009.
In recognition of Black History Month, a wax double representing the chocolate fondue fountain that is Aretha Franklin was unveiled today at Madame Tussauds museum in New York City.
The interactive display will allow visitors to pose alongside the Queen of Soul, play the harmonica with a young Stevie Wonder, join Ella Fitzgerald for a duet and threaten to burn white women using a hot comb until they obey with James Brown.
Parents, here’s another reason to keep those lovemaking noises down to a minimum: Your teen might call the cops on you.
A 15-year-old Florida girl did exactly that after she awoke to sounds of her 35-year-old mother having sex on Jan. 19, according to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun.
No, this wasn’t some embarrassing mix-up; the girl knew exactly what her mom was up to and told police she felt disrespected by her actions.
The teen reportedly asked police to take her to a local shelter but later changed her mind.
House Mother Ken Dahl acts as a communication medium for butch queens and potential buyers in the video to his infectious (no shade, no tea) dance track “If This Pussy Could Talk.” Meow! | via Miss Jia
Serving a double portion of head and shoulders, Sherri Shepherd made a grand entrance on ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’ on Tuesday, teasing new Twitter followers with an insatiable appetite for her shepherd’s pie no doubt.
Huffington Post –“View” co-host Sherri Shepherd had some rather blunt tips for her new Twitter followers Sunday morning.
Shepherd tweeted concern for her new followers who publicly sent her their phone numbers. “Tip for New Tweeters…do NOT tweet me your phone number. The likelihood of me calling – nill. The likelihood of a crazy perv calling- 100%,” Shepherd wrote.
Shepherd’s second tip told aggressive new followers to basically back off. She tweeted, “New Tweeters: when you send several tweets back to back, my eyes start to glaze… you feel like a stalker. Ease up -13 Tweets Really?”
What ya’ll n-words want — can’t touch!
Although I am sure the back story behind this picture of The Secret Squirrel Lady is an interesting read I would rather be left with my own assumptions on why a purple dildo is protruding from her jeans. Here are some loving attributes about Mama Jones, via Crunkland’s Facebook fans and Twitter fam:
Danielle: Damn, this is gonna be hard. She is a lovely shade of newborn jaundice. Her kangatang coat DOESN’T look like the beavers were beat to death with nail studded bats first but rather humanely euthanized to maintain the intergrity of the fur. And them rings around her eyes look like they could hold a lovely boxing match!
TheNeshShow: Her hair is a beautiful shade of fresh piss.
Kid Fury: Her pimp stance is strong.
Chris: Her green screen CGI is making me see a dildo in her pants. Special effects are amazing and scary.
Sauniell: The Gremlins have never had a better spokesperson.
WhoHurtU: She slays all the other 60+ women in the rotating dildo game.
Traci: Something nice . . . Well now she’s got a nice purple dick to match her sexy Marlborough man voice.
Doneshia: Blonde wig + Mama Jones = Olivia in 30yrs
Source: Rhymes With Snitch
And Beauty is her name. Now, did you lean all the way into that Tuesday afternoon Dru Hill reference? Hope so.
It’s quite alright if the words to describe the allure that set Sherry Vanderhee apart from the pack escapes you at the moment. Just suck on this lemon for the time being:
Kimbella, whose past we learned about last week, meets up with her mother this week to confront her about her parenting. Her mother seems so sweet, and yet Kimbella is no-holds-barred, she tells her mom that she is upset that she essentially had to raise herself and her brothers because her mother was too focused on what her father was doing, and Kimbella tells her she endured a lot of bad relationships because her parents were in a bad marriage. Her mom defends her actions, explaining that when you love a man, you’ll do whatever you can to keep him. Kim understands that, but she still seems affected by her mother’s actions. Regardless, they hug it out. (source)
Watch episode 8 of Love And Hip Hop under the cut!
Arsenio Hall mind fucked the entire room at the NBC Universal Winter Tour All-Star Party one long stroke at a time on Saturday. You better get into it.
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