Riddle me this, Batman. Who has time to recognize the scholastic achievements of 5-year-olds when they have some shit to get up off their chest?
A kindergarten graduation in Cleveland turned into a stop on the Lil Jon And The Eastside Boyz reunion tour after an argument erupted into a sidewalk brawl. Push that nigga, push that hoe, indeed.
Families of students at the Michael R. White School were gathered for the end-of-year award ceremony when two teenagers with one too many Lil Reese songs in rotation on their stolen iPods got into a dispute and stepped outside to continue it last week.
“There were no students from our school involved,” spokeswoman for the city schools Roseanne Canfora said. That’s an accomplishment in itself. Life as a shorty shouldn’t be so rough. (c) Inspectah Deck
The alleged reason for the initial argument? A spilled cup of fruit punch. Yeah fam, red drank. My invisible coon weeps shamefully in silence.
From here on out, whenever you think of rapper Lil Scrappy remember that he is a God-fearing man. Also keep in mind that he has more rows of teeth than a great white shark. It is an absolute necessity to not solicit a chomp unless you are ready to experience the other side of creation.
The Asthmatic Prince of The South took to his Twitter account to praise Trap Jesus on Wednesday (April 24) after surrendering to authorities the day prior in response to a warrant that was issued for his arrest over an alleged probation violation.
“Yoo foo foo all my #GRUSTLEGANG fam an patnas the judge said it was petty an let a nicca go I feel great, in back out an dnt stress. I’m free thanks too God my Lord an savior Jesus Christ an the the vessel he used to support me @davis&boseman,” he tweeted.
“Thank u too my lawyers @davisbozemanlaw the firm that get it dne always thank u brothers. I’m out biznyee #wityofaceass lol thanks too God my Lord n savior Jesus Christ n the lawyers he used.”
Tyrese isn’t the only child to have been left behind, you fiznayed me?
Scrappy had been ordered to submit to a piss test last month, but turned in a sample that was cold to the touch and may have been tampered with. He was asked to submit another cup and allegedly refused.
Still harboring feelings of resentment over getting thrown out of the Los Angeles Lakers/Miami Heat game last week and being subsequently banned from all NBA events, Lil Wayne unleashed a verbal tirade against the Heat and its marquee trinity at the NBA Star Weekend edition of LIV On Sunday at Stereo Live in Houston last night.
How does that ice cold, frothy sip of bitter bitch taste against your palate?
After referring to himself as the “New Pac”, Weezy took shots at LeBron James and Shewyane Wade before telling partygoers that he slept with Chris Bosh’s wife, Adrienne. He then led the call and response of “When I say fuck, ya’ll say NBA.”
Kudos to us for not spending our tax refund checks on new sew-ins, back alley smart lipo, air fare, hotel accommodations, and VIP wristbands this year.
If Wayne say fuck you, I say MOTHER fuck you.. Anybody got a problem with Weezy, they got a problem with me.. They can die tonight – Birdman
Fresh off the heels of his Career Day appearance at an Atlanta area middle school last week, Shawty Lo borrows a handful of random children and dollar bills for his new music video “Petition.” The title of the track is clearly Bowen Homes Carlos’ unabashed attempt at striking while the iron is hot in the face of backlash concerning his cancelled reality show, ‘All My Baby Mamas’.
“I made the news, ain’t commit no crime / But she hating on me, ’bout me and mine / I gotta lot of baby mamas, from A to Z / I count ‘em all up, like 1, 2, 3,” he raps in a staccato rhyme flow before tipping his A-Town fitted to each of his BM’s by name and reiterating his status at the bank.
Celebrate Black History Month by watching the video above.