Why you mad for? Now Miss Jane Pittman, you are far too fly to be showing up to events dressed like Grace Jones. It ain’t that damn cold outside. Poor Jerry Butler can’t even hold it together. You know he updated his Twitter, talking about “she tried to give me the business but I declined, couldn’t get past the chiffon neck brace.”
Have you ever been to one of those beauty supply stores that sells everything in the world from toilet covers to 24 inch long squirrel hair clip-on ponytails? Its like one stop shopping for welfare recipients and church ladies [who are really one in the same when you think about it]. KeKe can get her accessories for her club outfit and pick her mama up a new Bible cover in one trip.
You can fool some of the people some of the time but you can’t fool all of the people all the time [unless their last name happen to be Knowles]. I call BS on Rachel Roy’s whole couture wardrobe! You can find all that shit hanging right next to the oven mitts and Avon products in the back of Kim Lui’s Beauty Emporium. Her leaving the house like this does absolutely nothing for all the rumors about Dame being broke. The recession is real.
To the east my sister, to the east. Girl, bye!
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Norwood Young took his shirt off and the hoes stopped breathing. [Copyright Gucci Mane] I cannot and will not co-sign this.
I love Norwood but this shit is just all types of wrong. I haven’t seen the use of a luxury pattern in such a fucked up manner since the video for “Stay Fly.” Gator boots, with the pimped out Gucci suits. No ma’am! Shouts out to Gossip On This for the heads up!
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Fuck the dress, explain everything else to me! This is white-on-white crime! Simply dreadful, darlings. The TV Guide channel ain’t shit for financing this woman’s botox addiction.
Ladies and zestlemen of the jury I would like to present two habitual offenders to you this evening. Teyana Taylor snatched up one of the hats that Andre 3000 passed on during the filming of the Trans DF Express video and paired it with a gown / pants number for her pal Richie Rich’s over-the-top fashion show. Meanwhile, Estelle was decked out like a member of LaBelle at Wednesday’s night Brit Awards. Who looked more dressed for a closed casket funeral?
I tried the Solange Knowles method to get rid of my chest cold late last night and I feel like a new woman [without spending the extra cash to go to Brazil at that]!
Too bad that I missed most of the fuckery that went on in pop culture today. While I play catch up in updates please enjoy your Duval County cousins courtesy of Ozonemag.com! I have a million and one stories about Jacksonville, Florida but I will save them for a much needed entry for my personal blog.
I think a fashion funeral is the best way to end all of this red carpet coverage, no? T-Pain’s wife must have got rid of a few items from his tour closet and distributed it through out the rest of the family. How dreadful! Who looked more dressed for a closed casket funeral?