Ladies and zestlemen, I present to you the House of Dereon majorette uniform. Ole!
Janet Jackson looked like a hood gold member at her Rock Witchu concert on Wednesday night in Vancouver. While her booty is looking nice [no Queen Pen] the rest of the package could use some major tweaking.
The spirit of Gregory Hines needs to put on his tapping shoes and direct this broad off stage immediately.
Here’s an opportunity to “showcase” the world’s best wedding dress ever. Sad thing is I have no idea where the source of this pictures comes b/c I know this aint nearly the end all be all to the fuckery. I can only imagine what the lady givin the slick side eye is yappin… hope dat bitch tiddays don’t drop before she says I do!
- - Netta Boo
The ultimate “I’m So Different” battle went down on the red carpet at Fashion Rocks between Lil’ Mama and Solange on Friday. Every single glow stick in the tri-state area was on the fucking floor at the end of the night. Who looked more dressed for a closed casket funeral?
. . . You know what? Never mind. Damn you Durty Mo.
Rocking a Yankees fitted and Dolce & Gabbana flea market shades, the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother’s living room.
I blame Jay-Z! His ass said “I put on for my city so, when I’m dead and gone I got one last wish, put my Yankees hat on” in his verse on the remix to “I Put On.” What part of the game is this?!
His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had long said he wanted to be upright for his own wake: “He wanted to be happy, standing.”
The owner of the Marin Funeral Home, Damaris Marin, told The Associated Press the mother asked him to fulfill her dead son’s last wish. [1]
Pantoja was found dead Friday underneath a bridge in San Juan and buried Monday. Police are investigating. [source]
[1] Riddle me this Batman: Did he know in advance that somebody was going to murk him out?
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Disappointed from the lack of foolery but not detoured from my mission, I hit up Ozonemag.com in search of fashion fuckery from events from the award show weekend and look what fell into my lap like a ton of Arethas.
The expression on homegirl’s face is priceless. She looks like she just saw a puddle of tacky juice on the floor and she is afraid that she is going to slip in it. Too late! This is what happens when you try to advance your modeling career by responding to bulletins posted on MySpace written by dudes name Vyshonn . [1]
As far as your other cousin is concerned, may the force be with him. This nigga [sorry Bill Cosby] has an Diamonique encrusted fly swatter used for, well, swatting hoes! And yes his hater blockas read “ho-tester.” I can’t and even if I had the energy I wouldn’t. Who looked more dressed for a closed casket funeral?
[1] Blame Silkk the Shocker’s mama.
Hey Fresh,
Took a break from shucklin corn and pickin cotton for the massa to check out the photos from the local meet and greet that Ice Cube had here in Dallas.
*SIGH*
He couldn’t help but facial express his impression of the people in attendance. Maybe he just has no experience with “Casket Sharp” Dress Attire. Check out what I mean.
- - Maxie
I’m not going to tell ya’ll that I thought this was Tisha Campbell-Martin at first. Nope, I’m just going to keep that to myself.
Gloria Trevi looked like Rainbow Brite meets Pippi Longstockings on an acid trip turned awry while she signed copies of her new album in Mexico. This is a classic example of the clothes wearing a person and not the other way around. If Gaymonn showed up at Al Reynold’s All White Mouth To Mouth Snowball event rocking this number I doubt anybody would say one and get on their knees “we’re not worthy” style. But this? This?
