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New York Knicks star Baron Davis hit the red carpet at the 40/40 club on Monday night following Jay-Z’s benefit concert at Carnegie Hall looking a lot like Mr. T in recent years. I pity the fool and all associated guilty parties.

What’s the point of this? Whoopi Goldberg opened herself up for all types of”the last time I seen a hat like that was at my Mama’s funeral” Color Purple shade while appearing at the 2011 Tony Awards on Sunday. Miss Celie’s style has always been on the quirky side but the above is just defies all fashion logic.

Fresh,

I was minding my own business on Facebook and this is what one my “friends” posted this foolishness on her wall!

I don’t know if you’ve done your Ghetto Prom pics of 2011 yet, but could you please add these little classic nuggets!!

Sincerely,

Tickled Pink

Though her road to 50 is shorter than the hair hiding under her stocking cap, that’s not stopping Pepa from dressing like it’s 1984 and she’s still in her 20s. Here she is pictured with her longtime rapping partner, Salt, at the Barnstable-Brown Kentucky Derby Eve Gala.

Bless her heart, she looks like if she makes a turn too quick it’s lights out. Can’t blame her, though: When your nose is chopped in half you can’t play with your air supply.

Pepa is one of those women who will prefer to be called “young lady” even three days after she’s dead. If she wants to staple, glue, and sew in belts around her belly to serve the cowboys that’s her right.

There can only be one Sissy and she ain’t you, boo. A misguided Keri Hilson gave her best fashion interpretation of  how a present day Peggy Bundy would look if she was currently hustling weed (stems, seeds, and everything) in a shotgun one-bedroom house located in Decatur, Georgia on the red carpet at the Guess and Paper Magazine’s 2011 Beautiful People Party on Tuesday. Girl, I guess.

Unfortunately, she ended up looking like the prostitution whore responsible for setting Marion Barry up, so we roasted that ass over an open flame on C+D’s Facebook fan page. Call us haters if you want. You love it though.

“Channeling Seaside Heights swag, circa ‘83.” — Josh H.

“Saw this and instantly thought about that scene from the 1989 Batman movie when the Joker asked Batman, ‘Have you ever dance with the devil under the pale moon light!’ Hope my boo tip ain’t smoking that ‘Pretty Girl Rock!’ Hammmm mercy!” — Isadore R.

“She looks like a coked up 1980’s Rick James groupie. Stop it. Just stop.” — Freeway C.

“First thing I thought was Madonna . . . but back in the 80’s when she did it, it was original. She looks desperate . . . and tragic . . . and a little amusing all at the same time. I can’t stand when people try to do the most, but end up doing the least! Worst part is those boots aren’t even close, they look like the came from Rack Room Shoes. Fail.” — Adrian F.

“Is this a recent photo? I thought she’d gotten herself together.” — Tonya N.

“Looks like when her laundry got done she jumped in there with it.” — Jose J.

Ignore the sweaty neck madness going on in the background.

Like a young child in search for attention Aubrey is trying to push our buttons the best way he knows how to for some type of reaction. Well, his efforts have finally paid off. Despite whatever fashion direction he is currently receiving from Lil’ Chuckee, that Fred Flintstone tease is so not the rage this quarter.

He gave his best coy koi fish at the bar during happy hour come heither look of love to photogs during the IMP Entertainment And Steve Marlton Worldwide Allstar Event at Siren Studios last night. Check out more pictures from the evening featuring Nicki Minaj, Lil’ Wayne, Eva Pigford, Natalie Nunn, and others below. That’s if you aren’t too caught up in Drizzy’s rapture.

The red carpet at the BET Celebration of Gospel on Saturday was a living testimony that all have sinned and fallen short of good fashion — even church folks. This doesn’t work for Missy Elliott, so why Beverly Crawford thought this look would work in her favor is beyond me.

Over the years Dr. Bobby Jones has made the slow and steady transition from Latex Ball Liberace suits to a few embellishments here and there, and I can’t say that I love it. I have never been a big fan of the retired queen look.

If you ever wanted to know what Evelyn Lozada from Basketball Wives would look like if Antoine Walker had never came along to scoop her up from street life look no further than Coppe Cantrell.

Not even for all the Fashion Fair cosmetics this side of glory, Dona Richardson Joyner.

There’s always something a little off about Mary Mary’s style selections. Other than that the sisters look great.

Damn the outfit! Recording artist Tionne Williams’ eyebrows are an act of God. Can you feel his presence?

I know, I had to Google him too. But in his defense, the servers at the wedding reception for Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone were probably dressed in similar fashion.

The world’s largest retailer wants to keep its customers even after they die. Wal-Mart has started selling caskets on its Web site at prices that undercut many funeral homes, long the major seller of caskets. The move follows a similar one by discount rival Costco, which also sells caskets on its site.

Wal-Mart, based in Bentonville, Ark., quietly put up about 15 caskets and dozens of urns on its Web site last week. Prices range from $999 for models like “Dad Remembered” and “Mom Remembered” steel caskets to the mid-level $1,699 “Executive Privilege.” All are less than $2,000, except for the Sienna Bronze Casket, which sells for $3,199.

WOULD YOU BUY A CASKET FROM WALMART.COM?

The age / relevancy debate in hip-hop isn’t going to come to a cease any time soon. At Saturday night’s 2009 BET Hip-Hop Awards Ice Cube encouraged rappers to continue to rhyme as long as they had a tongue.

But he ain’t say shit about staying on the scene looking like the cat old enough to be your “young” uncle down at Splashy Saturdays. If you rock an outfit similar to this one please have your tricking references prepared and ready for review.

You know he thought he was dressed to kill, too.