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Casket Sharp: Our Children Are Not Safe

Posted by Fresh on June 9, 2009

Poor Child

Never mind the Maxine Shaw braid bob there are bigger issues going on in the above picture. Your Cousin thought it would be a good luck to deck her child in this dreadful House of Dead Wrong cheetah-rific outfit. I don’t have any children of my own but even I know that you don’t set kids up for failure by sending them out into the world looking like they are the future lace front supporters.

Hit up Destiny’s Child: The Rumors for more full fledge fashion fuckery.

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The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Posted by Fresh on May 20, 2009

Your Glowstick Cousin

Your cousin is too futuristic for me to even begin to break down, so I need your assistance. Why does his insist on assiting the devil?

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Casket Sharp: All The Single Lettuce x Claire’s Clearance Section

Posted by Fresh on April 22, 2009

Trina

If looking the fool for live performances were a job Katrina Laverne would have full benefits and a nice 401K package. I don’t know what her obession is with looking like a member of the World Famous Pork N’ Beans Projects Ice Capades but if she plans on making it into the kingdom she needs to stop.

Please visit The House of Fury to weigh in on all the additional errors in this photo. I cannot and will not give this any more of my energy.

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I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted by Fresh on April 9, 2009

Bless Her Heart

While opinions on how President Obama is running the country so far are varied I think we can all agree that we all grateful that First Lady Michelle isn’t rolling up to the White House looking like she just completed a challenge on RuPaul’s Drag Race. See my fellow Americans, it could always be worse.

Pope Benedict XVI hopefully performed an exorcism on The First Lady of Cameroon Chantal Biya and her husband while he was visiting the country last month. Check out some flashback side-eye action from Chantal under the cut.

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Crowd Participation: Public Funeral Procession

Posted by Fresh on April 7, 2009

Muffy

The fuck? No really, what in the fuck? My day has been far too long to even start up on this official certified glowstick carrier so I will let you have a go at her. Blame Freddy O for snapping this.

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Casket Sharp: Paula Abdul

Posted by Fresh on March 31, 2009

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But are we really surprised? Paula’s crazy ass stays showing up to events looking like one of those zombies who chase you down the street at Halloween Horror Nights. I’m not going to even waste my strength trying to say something nice about this broad today. Let’s just blame Arsenio Hall and keep it moving.

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Casket Sharp: Cicely Tyson

Posted by Fresh on March 20, 2009

No Ma\'am

Why you mad for? Now Miss Jane Pittman, you are far too fly to be showing up to events dressed like Grace Jones. It ain’t that damn cold outside. Poor Jerry Butler can’t even hold it together. You know he updated his Twitter, talking about “she tried to give me the business but I declined, couldn’t get past the chiffon neck brace.”

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Casket Sharp: Wednesday Addams Goes To Bible Study

Posted by Fresh on March 17, 2009

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Have you ever been to one of those beauty supply stores that sells everything in the world from toilet covers to 24 inch long squirrel hair clip-on ponytails? Its like one stop shopping for welfare recipients and church ladies [who are really one in the same when you think about it]. KeKe can get her accessories for her club outfit and pick her mama up a new Bible cover in one trip.

You can fool some of the people some of the time but you can’t fool all of the people all the time [unless their last name happen to be Knowles]. I call BS on Rachel Roy’s whole couture wardrobe! You can find all that shit hanging right next to the oven mitts and Avon products in the back of Kim Lui’s Beauty Emporium. Her leaving the house like this does absolutely nothing for all the rumors about Dame being broke. The recession is real.

To the east my sister, to the east. Girl, bye!

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