Power Bottom du jour Soulja Boy is sparing no expense in kicking his 21st birthday off in opulent hood rich fashion. But like the day Lisa Wu Hartwell made the decision to walk of out of Keith Sweat he’ll live to regret it.
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Verdine White is a paragon. A crossroad where fashion and music meets perfection, his hair, mustache, and overall appearance screams star. He could cause cars to stop and honk in unison just by his mere presence. Now that’s a bad bitch. In the above candid he is pictured holding his iced coffee and brightening the entire world with his smile.
Michelle Williams, don’t fight it. You know this is your father.
With rumors of Gloria James allegedly posting up against son Lebron’s teammate Delonte West running rampant, Basketball Moms would be a far more interesting show to watch on Sunday nights than those off brand, quarter water shones down in Miami.
Tell me I’m lying.
As much as I live for Ann Iverson and her unapologetic use of red lipstick, Carrie Stoudemire would be the break out star of the show. Think Ruthie from The Real World: Hawaii but without the Tiger Woods facial features.
The mother of Phoenix Suns forward Amare Stoudemire was arrested Saturday by Scottsdale, Ariz. police for operating a motor vehicle without an ignition interlock device. The device acts as a breathalyzer and is designed to prevent people who are legally drunk from driving.
According to a police report, Carrie Stoudemire, 54, was stopped Saturday at 3:15 p.m. by an officer who noticed that her Lincoln Navigator was cruising at 60 miles per hour while straddling two lanes.
The officer pulled Stoudemire over and noticed that her license indicated “Interlock device required.” But the device was not on that particular vehicle, the report says.
Carrie Stoudemmire stated, “I’m not drunk, I’m on the way to my alcohol class now,” but the officer said her eyes were “watery and glassy.”
After the officer returned to his patrol car, Stoudemire became indignant and began honking her horn, says the report. She refused to take any of the sobriety tests, crossed her arms, and stated, “Arrest me then if you have enough.”
Apparently, the officer had enough and placed a handcuffed Carrie Stoudemire in the back of his car.
That’s when the story gets strange.
Two men emerged from a second vehicle. One of them was her son, NBA player Amare.
“Hope for the best but prepare for the worst” immediately comes to mind when a R&B group from the 90’s drops out the sky like hot bird shit. Not even a colorful introduction by BET’s virtual hood rat Cita could save Dru Hill’s latest visual tang eruption.
How many pussy walls do you estimate were collapsed during the making of this video? Not including Sisqo’s of course.
Spies on the scene at the party for Queen Lobster Bisque’s fragrance launch party on Tuesday night say that not only did Mama Tina keep her back field in motion all evening but her time spent on the dance floor was with a much younger man.If a willing participant wishes to subject themselves to that dark underworld of black magic and bad designs who am I to hate? Her kids are grown and on their own any how.
Mathew is now another story.
I have the same look of disappointment as Celie when she found out that the man whose sideburns she put her pussy on as a teenager wasn’t her Pa after all. Turns out that the man photographed at the hoe shit redemption clinic in David Banner’s backyard isn’t Tiger Woods. I can’t take any more deception from the media! If I find out Tampico isn’t made from real oranges I am going to fall to my knees and snatch my wig off.
Nobody puts baby in a corner! Omarion may not have the distinguish honor of being a Young Money Diaper Genie but with a new album in stores he is still getting it in. No Chris Stokes.
Why no one has slipped this treasure into a Cash For Gold envelope is beyond my comprehension. And would you believe that in no shape or form has her beauty been altered in photoshop? Color me jealous. I had to give you, the people, what I know you want. Two whiffs on this.
Blame Oh Hell Nawl. Datz whatz up!
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