Oh, Black Ty.
His brand of bumper sticker wisdom has never been my cup of room temperature Tampico on the night stand after sex but if his new self-help book can get somebody a free personal pan from the Pizza Hut Book It! club who am I to shade the bowel movement?
Justin: OMG she still taking her shoes off after Frank Gatson flew his ass down to ATL to stop her from doing that? Wasted a fucking trip, and money, in this economy.
Fresh: I just want to know . . . never mind.
Justin: Fanny ain’t gonna straighten up. 30 years from now, she going to be in someone’s juke joint in Alabama, kicking her shoes off and showing her prison tattoos with her stretch marks.
Fresh: With Teeny for a road manager, getting paid in chicken breasts and Mike and Ike’s.
Justin: And Metro passes and Tracfone minutes.
Fresh: So many questions, so little time to address them all.
Justin: Read Teeny’s scalp. His dreads are a map to the lost city of Atlantis, and will predict the end of times.
I don’t know why heads are shocked that Dwight Howard’s baby mama Royce Reed was filmed participating at a pool party pussy popping contestant for free tickets to watch the Haylie Duff of the NBA play since I thought it was common knowledge that she would sell her soul for the last piece of 3-day old fat back melting away on the kitchen counter. Holding tragic females to a high standard is a waste of time and energy, especially when you could be doing some hoe shit yourself.
Now get on your knees and scruuuub the ground. I got a $10 Sonic’s gift card on deck, and I’m ready to slide it down some butt cheeks Tip Drill style.
What’s a Hump Day without a dramatic cunt cameo from Ye? Run it, selector.
Kanye West is a finicky flier. A source said the rapper threw a fit at LAX Monday night on his way back to New York from the Grammys after he and his assistant were seated in business class instead of first.
“He wanted to be bumped up,” says our witness. West and his aide were eventually moved to the better seats. [SOURCE]
Surprisingly, someone was able to decipher The Prince of Fucking Darkness. After. All. These. Years.
“Look at Michael Jackson by the end – he looked nothing like himself. His sister LaToya looked more like him than he did. Wouldn’t it have been great if she’d dressed up as him at the funeral and really freaked everyone out?”
- – Ozzy Osbourne talks plastic surgery in British Glamour
While giving an inspirational testimony about the triumphs of fucking teenage girls at the Midwest Music Festival in Chicago on Wednesday night, the Pied Pisser of R&B shared with the audience that he was passed through grammar school for having a wicked jump shot and not his ability to read.
Stop hating and fly, ya’ll.
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If gospel artist Tonex believes that he has been keeping his fever under wraps up until now he should be evaluated. By Mashonda. On Twitter. With follow up questions provided by Norwood Young.
Never too far from controversy, gospel artist Tonex recently announced on Word Network’s “The Lexi Show” that he is attracted to men. After many years of speculation over his sexuality, the 34-year-old pastor of Truth Apostolic Community Church in San Diego said he has found comfort in putting the rumors to rest.
In a video interview on the show, Tonex, whose real name is Anthony Williams, described himself as a “free spirit,” and said he is not struggling with homosexuality.
“I think that when someone understands who they are sexually and they understand who they are as a person, it’s really difficult to label that,” Tonex said. “Other times I’m like, hm, I do want kids and I do very much love women…but at the same time we have to be honest with ourselves as to what it is that we have an affinity for.”
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