If fever was a natural resource New York City artist Farrad’s reservoir would be completely depleted! Pick up your face off the floor and visit him on Myspace. Jealous butch queens need not apply for this summer internship program. Get you a piece, whore!
Brazen Beauty: Kyle From College Hill South Beach
EBT’s College Hill South Beach cast member [and the love of my life] Kyle raised holy hell at Winn Dixie in Tallahassee a couple weeks back but for whatever reason this is the first time I am seeing this clip. My life has been restored.
Brazen Beauties: Nona Jackson
The baddest bitch is back, she’s reloaded, and she’s killing you hoes all while looking thicker than some 3 day old cold grits. She’s also getting to the money. Well, at least trying to.
Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson, who has previously claimed to not only to be married married to but also given birth to upwards of 15 children fathered by Michael Jackson, filed a motion to be put in control of the King of Pop’s estate.
In a 93-page document filed Wednesday afternoon, Nona requested “that all my husband’s properties, monies and assets must be transferred to me immediately.” She also made the bizarre demand that “my husband’s body must be returned to the coroner’s body or the mortuary immediately.”
Well cot damn, there must be two sides! I doubt if MJ ever meet this real life wanna-be Billie Jean yet alone had the pleasure of piping her down but a check is a check. How else is she going to afford that much needed appointment with Celebrity Seaborn?
A Taste of Honey
Tonight is a somber evening for fans of College Hill: South Beach who have tuned in faithfully every week since the show’s premiere to witness Tropical Storm Kyle wreck shit but there is a ribbon in the sky waiting in the wings. Dwight Eubanks is coming back to reclaim his reality tang master thrown! iLive!
Clutch your pearls in anticipation as Dwight and NeNe trade decorating ideas for her new house. I guess that’s what they are calling it now, chile.
Your Daily Tang Multivitamin
The Crawfish Queen bless the world with the remix video for “Ego” featuring Kanye Omari [say it like you mean it!] yesterday but his cuntiness is no match for this! Get you a piece whore and share it with the rest of the class!
Brazen Beauties: Team Chunk Edition
Before I go on any further let’s get one thing straight – - Loni Love has not been cloned. These two mighty clouds of joy are the daughters of the late Izora Armstead, one half of Team Chunk legends The Weather Girls. According to the Holy Wikipedia, Armstead moved to Germany in the 90′s after parting ways with Martha Wash and reformed the group with daughter Dynelle Rhodes.
Dynelle and sister Ingrid Arthur have been keeping the good times rolling by performing and releasing new music since the passing of their mother in 2004.
Get you a piece of “It’s Raining Men” and an additional flick under the jump, whore! I’ve been j-setting at my desk for the past 15 minutes.
Your Daily Tang Multivitamin x From The C+D Vault
Shouts out to all my zest warriors who alerted me to Gaymon’s magically delicious presence on the red carpet last week! Thank you for allowing his bell pepper nose be great! Jesus loves you and I think that you all pretty frickin’ awesome too. I waited purposely until today to dedicate a post to him because he is so above Friday Fuckery.
Here is one of my favorite quotes from the magnificent [no Officer Ricky]:
You are fierce. You. Fierce. And don’t let anyone tell you anything differently. Because if I can stand up here in front of you with this Marilyn Monroe [wig] on giving you this red lip on my dark skin with this facial hair . . . I know I’m fierce. And if I tell you that you are fierce then you better know you are fierce!