Frankie’s kids come in all shades, shapes, and sizes but surprisingly enough Da-Da 5000 is not one of them. While he is a virtual unknown here in Crunkland this chocolate drop posing as a law abiding citizen is a well celebrated backyard, bare knuckles style fighter in the streets. And by well celebrated I mean he has more than three YouTube videos created in his honor. That’s big.

Fans lined up at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino at Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, Florida over the weekend to get a closer look at his sexiness. You can do the same by clicking your mouse below.

I’m not going to ruin this moment for you since I want you to get the full experience but lets just say if someone were to set up a surveillance camera in my bedroom they would probably catch some of the following activities happening on pay weeks and holidays. Thanks Blogxilla for shining this light on me!

The Pepper Pot has officially been replaced as the number one reason why I love Jacksonville, Florida.

Mr. Hoe Tester is no stranger to Crunkland. While his bedazzled fly swatter and extravagant flair for hair has earned him numerous posts, it was only recently that I discovered his true talent as a wordsmith thanks to a family member. Anybody capable of flipping  the words hoe and bitch into something sweet [heaven on earth and beautiful in the church house] deserves a Hurricane Chris approved hand clap.

Have you been tested today?

Flicks via Ozonemag

The red carpet for the premiere of “This Is It” in Taipei, Taiwan made the Los Angeles premiere of the documentary look about exciting as Danger’s baby shower. Out of all of the fever that graced the event none was more intense than Gao Ling Feng! Strutting around for the press in a Hello Kitty sequined thong, he dazzled while performing dance moves reminiscent of The King of Pop. Get you a piece, whore!

After four years of selling ass on her own CoCo Johnson is still finding creative and cost effective ways to take care of her babies. She flipped her notoriety as the psycho ex-girlfriend of Bill Maher to respected fashion designer and well known 99 cent store wig connoisseur. Now that’s a five star bitch. Here she is werking and twerking for the gods on the red carpet at the LA Fashion Week Kick Off Cocktail Party on Monday night. Only Golden Brooks can you give off more fever but that broad is still on maternity leave.

See Amber Rose? There is life in the fashion industy long after you have been dropped off on the side of the road and left for dead.

You people can have your posts about Cynthia Doll walking down the street, this is what I am into nowadays. A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day. Sorry Mashonda, it is what it is. More flicks of Bill K. on the Spanish television program “El Hormiguero” after the jump.

Today’s beauty comes via Gossip On This and is sponsored by Ashley Stewart. Team Chunk, get into this! After being dissed by a potential lover [and sugar cookie go-getter] all-star linebacker Mercedes acts on impulse and takes a note from Jazmine Sullivan’s playbook on Fox’s new one-hour musical comedy show, Glee.

If fever was a natural resource New York City artist Farrad’s reservoir would be completely depleted! Pick up your face off the floor and visit him on Myspace. Jealous butch queens need not apply for this summer internship program. Get you a piece, whore!

EBT’s College Hill South Beach cast member [and the love of my life] Kyle raised holy hell at Winn Dixie in Tallahassee a couple weeks back but for whatever reason this is the first time I am seeing this clip. My life has been restored.

The baddest bitch is back, she’s reloaded, and she’s killing you hoes all while looking thicker than some 3 day old cold grits. She’s also getting to the money. Well, at least trying to.

Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson, who has previously claimed to not only to be married married to but also given birth to upwards of 15 children fathered by Michael Jackson, filed a motion to be put in control of the King of Pop’s estate.

In a 93-page document filed Wednesday afternoon, Nona requested “that all my husband’s properties, monies and assets must be transferred to me immediately.” She also made the bizarre demand that “my husband’s body must be returned to the coroner’s body or the mortuary immediately.”

Well cot damn, there must be two sides! I doubt if MJ ever meet this real life wanna-be Billie Jean yet alone had the pleasure of piping her down but a check is a check. How else is she going to afford  that much needed appointment with Celebrity Seaborn?