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People You Should Be Paying Homage To: Roderick Walker

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Big house, long hallways, got ten bathrooms he can shit all day. Roderick Walker is steady mobbin’ through the the high life rent and mortgage free by legally occupying vacant foreclosed homes, and is down to show anyone who would like to get on his level. But first, please bookmark this news story and forward it to Sheree Whitfield immediately. Thanks in advance.

“A lot of these houses are just in limbo, it’s nobody’s house,” said Walker. “The bank says it’s theirs, which they stole it too, it’s fraudulent,”

Walker said he’s helped at least 15 people so far, and most haven’t had any issues. In fact, Walker said several times police have shown up, looked at the paperwork and then left his clients alone.

“I moved here in July, and I’ve had no problems whatsoever,” said Walker, of his three-bedroom, 2 1/2-bath home on Mackenzie Court in Douglasville. It was once worth nearly $300,000. Walker paid nothing.

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Freeze Frame: This Is What Perfection On A Monday Looks Like

jj1 Freeze Frame: This Is What Perfection On A Monday Looks Like

Presented without a watermark so that you can share amongst your friends. The man, the myth, the momofukin’ legend Jermaine Jackson was photographed arriving at The Coffee Bean in Los Angeles last week. If we all could just touch the hem of his garment.

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Turn It, Queen!

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Jokes on you he’s still alive. Partnering with Roscoe Dash’s beverage of choice, Martini Moscato d’Asti, October’s very own  Honey Badger celebrated his 25th birthday in all his Versace glory Sin City style on Saturday. I’m waiting on his melodramatic version of “Party” to drop in moment now. Just don’t tell nobody tomorrow.

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People You Should Be Paying Homage To: The Duchess of Alba

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85-year-old Maria del Rosario Cayetana Fitz-James-Stuart laughs in the faces of bitter broads with Joan Clayton type of relationship issues. Not a coy giggle but a good old fashioned head-back-eyes-closed country ass laugh.

One of Europe’s wealthiest aristocrats, the Duchess of Alba, wed a civil servant 25 years her junior today after overcoming opposition from her children and Spain’s royal family. #whogonstopme

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Jay-Z Isn’t Seeing It For House Mother Kanye At The Moment

Image23 Jay Z Isnt Seeing It For House Mother Kanye At The Moment

All is not well in the land of plunging designer women blouses. Do as you’ve been instructed and watch the throne, queen:

A battle royal has broken out behind the scenes of Jay-Z and Kanye West’s new album, “Watch the Throne.”

Sources say the rappers — who call themselves The Throne and are releasing their expected blockbuster collaboration Aug. 8 on iTunes and four days later everywhere else — are barely speaking to each other as they iron out the details of their upcoming tour.

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Al Reynolds Serves Star Jones With Court Papers In High Cunt Fashion

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You hoes gonna learn to respect the queen. Doing everything short of a Tyler Perry curtsy and Leyomi drop, Al Reynolds served ex-beard Star Jones with court papers at a book signing in East Hampton on Saturday. Just call me da baddest bitch.

Spies say the former “Celebrity Apprentice” star was “noticeably upset” after the processor collared her to serve the papers and snap a picture. Sources say Reynolds had been having difficulty serving Star since he filed a lawsuit against her in May for allegedly breaking a divorce agreement be cause she was traveling around the country promoting her book, “Satan’s Sisters.” They had an agreement in their 2008 divorce not to make “disparaging remarks” about each other. But now Reynolds is demanding $50,000 from Jones for al legedly breaking the clause by calling their marriage “kind of booty” on Wendy Williams’ show on March 28. Reynolds’ rep declined to comment. Jones’ rep said she couldn’t be reached. A rep for her publisher, Gallery, declined to comment. (source)

Tweets Is Watching: Bette Midler Comes For Lady Gaga

bette1 Tweets Is Watching: Bette Midler Comes For Lady Gaga

Madonna may be too busy to address her obvious creative influences on Lady Lookalike GaGa, but that hasn’t stopped other pop icons from “@ or dap.” Certified goonette, Bette Midler, took to Twitter to let Her Royal Weirdness know that when it comes to her new stage act, “Bitch, you see me.”

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Crowd Reaction: Charlie Wilson’s Hair Don’t

charlie wilson Crowd Reaction: Charlie Wilsons Hair Dont

Crunkland’s Facebook Friends had more than a mouthful of Lil’ Scrappy chicklet veneers to say about Charlie Wilson’s latest hair transformation.

“Nice. Is it from the Eddie Long 2010 Spring Collection?” — Mike

“Charlie needs to quit playing in Miguel’s vanity mirror.” — R. Michael

“Tired ass old men will now switch from gin, Clarence Carter, and cornrows with no hang time to Ciroc, Jay Z, and this shxt! I can smell the Old Spice and texturizer sneaking up on me at the club. No ma’am!” — Erica

“Looks like he jacked one of Anita Baker’s fierce cuts.” — Joi

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Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car

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Before Chris Bosh ever mouthed the lyrics to “Big Momma Thang” to himself during post-practice cool down there was  Dennis Rodman. His neck area could stand to reap the benefits of an enema but the Ed Hardy lifestyle poster child is still pulling Banger Sisters down like rebounds. Somebody’s leather clad mom who wished she could have traded places with Carmen Electra when she had the chance still wants to ride his face like a dollar cab.

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Kanye Kardashian Gives The Kids At Coachella Hipster Yellow Fever With His Man Cleavage

kanye coachella Kanye Kardashian Gives The Kids At Coachella Hipster Yellow Fever With His Man Cleavage

Like the immaculate boss bitch that he is globally recognized as House Mother Kanye cleaned house at the estate sale for Isaac Hayes before filling his Louis Vuitton luggage to capacity with hipster goodies for Cooch-ella. Get you a piece, whore! Grab your glowsticks and watch his full show below.

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