Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Tater Thots Edition

tang3 zps395f24f7 Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Tater Thots EditionMy neck, my back. Better watch your man and your snacks. The tater thots of 2014 are coming in the game full force.

The above Wonder Twins of Struggle saved all their money this summer by using the same transfer on the Metrolink every day to purchase signature pieces from the Nicki Minaj for Kmart collection so that they could make sure they are boo’d up before the start of the school year.

Now I ask, what have you done to speed up your 5 Star Bitch application submission?

tang zps58d25ded Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Tater Thots EditionI’m sure each of the below pictures were accompanied with inspiring Instagram captions from our favorite female rappers, like “I can’t suck your dick and get my lipstick smeared” and “It ain’t his birthday, I’m the reason he got his hair cut.”

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Insta-stalkin: Kandi Burruss Gives Hubby Todd Tucker A New Car For His Birthday

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There may not have been an ocean deep enough or a desert hot enough to keep Momma Joyce off son-in-law Todd Tucker‘s ass in the past but it looks like his new wheels will probably do the trick. The television producer was all smiles as he showed off his birthday gift from wife Kandi Burruss to his Instagram followers on Friday (August 1).

If you enjoyed watching Todd chop it up with fellow ‘Househusbands’ Peter Thomas, Gregg Leakes and Apollo Nida‘s flop fraud ass on the ‘Husbands Revealed’ special back in May, your DVR just might be in luck.

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Girls All Pause: Tevin Campbell Books A Stage

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Not up for debate: Tevin Campbell floating across the entry way at Bishop Eddie Long’s condo like a dream sequence in a Spike Lee film is arguably one of the greatest moments in Crunkland history. Every knee shall bow and every tongue shall confess.

Over the weekend, Little T took to the stage at B.B. King Blues Club & Grill in New York City to perform career classics like “Can We Talk” and “Round And Round” on Sunday (June 15). This is the real thing.

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Face of The Day: Not A Stain On Me

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While it is my belief that women of a certain age should never use elements found in nature for props during impromptu photo shoots, there are times in life when you just can’t let a good outfit and a tree stump go to waste.

The Face of The Day (you anonymous Woman Crush Wednesday, you) is sponsored by somebody’s stunting ass auntie who just knew the girls down at the bingo couldn’t take her new hair rinse and Atlanta Falcons tribute slingback wedges. Take a deep breath, pinch your nose, and dive in.

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Afternoon Snack: Al Reynolds

165119849 zps9462ab55 Afternoon Snack: Al Reynolds

In his quest to land a cover of Hype Hair magazine, esteemed zestlemen Al Reynolds is trying to take Deaconess McDaniels’ signature part and curl mainstream in 2014. Pay homage to a queen that goes the extra mile, folks.

How did we even arrive at this magical moment? Well, magical things occur when boredom and curiosity collide.

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Spotted: EJ Johnson Being A Bad Bitch While Out At Lunch With Friends

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Nobody ever said that life as a bad bitch would be easy, but keeping a gag-inducing designer handbag within arm’s reach makes it all worth it. Your favorite plus size Instagram fashionista could possibly never.

EJ Johnson was photographed out to lunch with friends on Wednesday (May 21).

The social media savvy socialite recently inked a new deal with E! to return to the network’s series ‘Rich Kids of Beverly Hills’ for its second season and is expected to play a larger role this time around. Deadline reports that he “will also showcase his fashion expertise” with appearances on a variety of the network’s programs, including ‘Fashion Police’ and E! News.

ej johnson3 zps2772bdb4 Spotted: EJ Johnson Being A Bad Bitch While Out At Lunch With Friends

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