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House Mother Kanye Solidifies His Stunt Queen Status By Canceling Oprah Appearance — Via Email

Posted by Fresh on October 6, 2010

If you’re going to pull a passive aggressive stunt queen move, this is the one.

stunt1 House Mother Kanye Solidifies His Stunt Queen Status By Canceling Oprah Appearance Via EmailAccording to In Touch Weekly, West has canceled a scheduled appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show. The magazine also adds that news of West’s canceled appearance on the show was sent via a very brief e-mail to Oprah’s people.

A source revealed that Winfrey, who is in the last season of her show, was far from pleased at the reported cancellation.

“All the arrangements had been made…She was going to ask Kanye everything. Oprah is not happy,” a source revealed to In Touch Weekly.

Just last year Winfrey had a number of Hip Hop fans tuned in when she featured Jay-Z on her show. Jay-Z led Winfrey on a tour through Brooklyn and the duo even paid a visit to Marcy Projects.

Neither Kanye West nor a rep for the rapper has responded to reports of West’s canceled appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show. (HipHop DX)

It’s not that Kanye doesn’t see it for Oprah or anything of that nature, he just has more important things to tend to. Smizing in Paris being one.

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Come And Get Your Cousins Please: The Nigerian Lil’ Kim Has Arrived! (NSFW)

Posted by Fresh on April 15, 2010

She’s your private dancer. A dancer for money. Do what you want her to do.

Inspired by the international success of “Let Me Take You To The Movies”, Nigerian actress /singer Judith Mazagwu (Sasha Fierce code name AfroCandy) is taking the world by storm with her wall climbing, vagina thrusting, slow twerking infused single “Ikebe Na Moni.”

Excessive back fat and ass cleavage be damned, she breaks it down on all fours in various locations including an empty bar and city park. If you thought the visuals effects from Drake’s “Over” were breath taking prepare to have your oxygen tank snatched and kicked down the street.

Thanks Kunbi!

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Sexual Napalm: Charles Thomas

Posted by Fresh on March 24, 2010

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Not even JuJuBee from RuPaul’s Drag Race can fuck with this. Self employed [she got her on] female impersonator, Charles Thomas, was arrested in Tampa, Florida on an outstanding warrant after he tried to purchase two MP3 players and a television at a Big Lots store with a fraudulent check in the amount of $329. What? The queen’s palace must be entertaining and immaculate at all times.

Deputies also arrested the Laverne to his Shirley, Christopher Hart, for giving them a false name.

All in favor of Chuck signing on as the official face for Akon’s Konvict cologne say “I”.

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Gabby Sidibe’s Mom Wants To Compete On America’s Got Talent

Posted by Fresh on March 17, 2010

Gabby Sidibe’s mother will take her joyful subway noise to the next plateau when she auditions for America’s Got Talent on March 20th. The playing field has now been leveled and it’s Alice Tan Ridley’s turn at bat. We are all precious.

“Look, I would not be entering the competition if I did not think I could do well. Singing is what I do and I know I can do this…I haven’t told Gabby yet but I’m sure she will support me just like I support her as a performer,” Alice told one website.

This is just what primetime television needs, raw talent and titties drenched in sweat. Aretha can’t be 10 places at one time you know.

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Quick Quotes: Joan Rivers On Victoria Beckham

Posted by Fresh on February 24, 2010

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While we’re on the topic of Spice Girls . . .

“Victoria Beckham is so nasty. Why doesn’t she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don’t care what she does. She’s mean to all the people around her. She’s too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she’s rude. She can’t always just be having a bad day . . . Victoria Beckham should get a life. I am not a fan of outrageous consumption. I think it is vulgar. And no-one should flaunt that they have a hundred Hermes bags. Not when people are starving. Everyone should be allowed to have a great time but she shows a distinct lack of class.”

- – Joan Rivers clearly doesn’t give a fuck about Victoria Beckham

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The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Posted by Fresh on February 22, 2010

octomom1 The Say Something Nice Challenge

Pictured without any of her famous eight babies, a busy Octomom ran a few errands before jetting off to pick up one of her 14 children, and in doing so flashes a number of  faces at photographers that would make Nicki Minaj run away to the nearest bathroom mirror to practice.

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Quick Quotes: Jay-Z

Posted by Fresh on October 27, 2009

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I can feel the wetness of Andre Harrell’s gum and teeth on the back of my neck right now. It’s paranormal.

“I really like that song. I would sing it really loud no matter where I was at in the gym, and I know a couple other guys were singing and they won’t say it, but I’m man enough to say that Fergie’s ‘Big Girls Don’t Cry,’ Crap! I would sing that in the gym.” [source]

Nothing wrong with that. I know there are plenty other rappers with an all Trina playlist on their iPods too. “Collard greens, neck bones, nigga chew this ass!”

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