It’s getting humid outside, naturalistas. Those protective hairstyles aren’t going to always save you or your edges in the real world. This isn’t an issue for Prince, though.
When you are the reigning empress of the natural kingdom you can show up to any event looking like a Diana Ross drag impersonator who got stuck in the rain and still show out. He’s a grown woman! Are you?
If we ever end up in a classroom environment together I’m making it my business to knock House Mother Kanye‘s back issues of V Magazine off his desk with the swing of my ass on my way to the pencil sharpener. I’m wide and petty enough to do it, why not?
Just wanted to put that out there.
In a new promo for his ‘Saturday Night Live’ appearance, HMK wears a band-aid over his forehead boo boo as a — wait for it — reference to his much publicized stunt queen fail last week when he walked into a street sign while out with his baby mama. Should’ve kept his eye on the prize.
Foaming at the mouth as her swoop bang held back tears of its own, the Detroit resident hurled a lethal combination of curse words sure to make your forehead sweat at government officials for their inability to get the damn job done while speaking to a local news station.
Have you been missing out on witnessing Naomi Campbell throw epic amounts of shade on the Oxygen model competition reality series ‘The Face’ every Tuesday night? For the sake of your GIF collection I hope not.
As proof positive that he still gallivants circles around his musical contemporaries, House Mother Kanye reaffirmed his status in the ballroom by launching into a rant while performing in London over the weekend.