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Follow That FUPA

Follow That FUPA

Are those . . . nipples?! Jesus be a pair of Blue Blockers.

You guys are totally my eyes [unfortunately] and ears! I would’ve missed out on Ashford & Simpson’s hot FUPA action if it weren’t for your emails. I owe you one.

The couple performed at the 24th Atlanta Mayor’s Masked Ball to Benefit the United Negro College Fund in Atlanta over the weekend. If this didn’t make people break out their checkbooks then damn it I don’t know what could’ve.

Believe it or not they weren’t the only piece of hot ass in the building.


Freddy mutha-mc-lovin’ Jackson


Star-Spangled Fug

Star-Spangled Fug

A couple of nights ago I saw Deelishis of ‘Flavor of Love’ fame [yes, I'm making quotation marks with my fingers] on the cover of some men’s magazine showing off her booty meat, talking about a tribute to the soldiers. Excuse me but Khia is what the G.I.’s need to be getting a glimpse of while laying in their bunks!

The weed plant, the bottle of Hynotiq, the heavy Chevy sitting on them thangs . . . I don’t know where to begin.
[Thanks Keelo]

Dude, Where’s My Tights?

Dude, Where’s My Tights?

First those damn prom pictures now this. I don’t know what is more disturbing, the Moet bucket on the floor [I could use that to put some potted plants in] or almost getting a flash Shi Shi’s coochie. Nelly couldn’t hook his old lady’s little sister up with a pair of Apple Bottoms?

[Flicks via ONTD // Thanks PK]

I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings

I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings

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As you would probably imagine Clifford has had lot of free time on his hands lately to write rhymes, organize his linen closet, practice his roller setting technique, make lunches for the kids, scrapbooking, and of course lick windows.

He recently decided to pull out his camera and get his Nala West on for StreetCred.com Here’s a transcript for the folks at work without speakers, ya dig?

Whats happening?

Welcome to StreetCred.com. I know alot of people are concerned given the current situation. And I want to say thank you, you know, for all the prayers and support coming from my fans and my supporters. You know, its a very trying time right now, but I want to let everybody know that I pled not guilty and I gotta stress my innocence, you know, to everyone out there whos listening! And I look forward to being exonerated on all charges. And I say that with the utmost sincerity. I cant stress that enough to ya, ya dig.

I’d really like to say thank you to my lawyers, Dwight Thomas, Steve Sadow, Ed Garland, and Don Samuels. And thank you to the judge for even allowing me the privilege of being on house arrest and being here instead of, you know, the clear alternative. I just wanna tell everybody man, dont even believe every thang you see on the news, dont believe every thang you read in the papers, ya dig that.

I just wanted to to give you a brief message, you know, telling you how much I love you, how much I cant wait to get back out there. The good thang is man, you know, I got a lot time on my hands; doing a lot of reading, doing a lot of writing, working on my next album, its called Paper Trail. Oh and speaking of Paper Trail, extra special thank youto the Grand Hustle family and the Atlantic Records family. Man we gonna get thru this, you know what Im saying…to whom much is given, even more is required. You know what Im saying. God will never take you to…what he cant take you through.

So, Im just listening to what God got to say right now. And that’s what Im doing, Im being still…I’m being quiet and I’m being still. Im abiding by all the stipulations, all of the criteria of my bond and of my release and I got faith in God and I got faith in the system. You know, America is a wonderful country.

Im gettin a lot of work done man, a lot of music man being recorded. But, my main message is its not over (pause) and the King aint dead!

You guys hold it down man…catch me on StreetCred and stay tuned into StreetCred, because there will be more messages. A’ight in a minute.


Hot Thing

Hot Thing


According to Ill Seed from AHH Rumors Bird Gang founding father K-Ci got a little too hot for the young crowd at the Apollo last night.

Word is that during his performance he did his usual self-groping, simulated sex number — but only this time there were children in the audience! Normally I would roll with Mr. Hailey but any one under the age of 18 cannot possibly handle watching Human Crack In The Flesh play the air guitar on his wang without being emotionally scarred for life. I can picture mothers guarding their kids’ eyes while simultaneously covering their own right now.

The crowd then allegedly started booing and shit but you know that didn’t faze your boy one bit. I think this is his way of keeping his name out there. I guess it is working. No one is talking about Aaron Hall, right? ‘I miss you’ is right.

Rich Boy - "Let’s Get This Paper"

Rich Boy - “Let’s Get This Paper”

Usually Rich Boy brings sunshine into my heart but this video isn’t helping my defeatist attitude today. Meerkat Da Don’s “I got millions and I’m still broke” speech was the icing on the cake. I quit this bitch.

I Vote No

I Vote No




Via Mixtape Monday:

It looks like Nelly is the next superstar thinking about forging a supergroup bond with one or more of his friends. Although he didn’t want to go in-depth because of everything that has to be worked out, it looks like he and T.I. have been discussing a project.

“It’s definitely being talked about,” he smiled on the red carpet of the VH1 Hip Hop Honors on Thursday night. “We’re definitely trying to put something together, work on something that could be truly outstanding. I think now people kinda get it. I think people want me to be a certain way because of all the success I had. That’s just never been me. I feel real fortunate to sell the amount of records I have, but I like to hang. I don’t care if you sold one record and I sold this. I like to kick it. But we’re definitely working on something.”

When asked again if it would be with T.I. specifically, Nelly said, “Ah, I don’t wanna say no names, but Tip is my man. Not just in music.”

It’s all good until Clifford decides to cut the Madison Square Garden show short, claiming someone in the audience waved a gun at him or one of the St. Lunatics attacks Big Kuntry with pepper spray. It’s happened before.

Fresh Out Sisqo’s Crypt

Fresh Out Sisqo’s Crypt

Stylerazzi and I are probably the only people who care about this dude but whatever! Pictured above is Nokio (you know, the normal looking one from Dru Hill) standing alongside Trey Songz backstage at 106 & Wack yesterday. I remember watching the video for “Somebody’s Sleeping In My Bed” back in the day and thinking it would be a good idea to copy his seductive moves by pouring wax on my gut. I smelled like a burnt apple pie for about a week.

Damn I wish Trey was shirtless right now. Ya’ll know how that recipe for bourbon chicken on his chest gets me going. He must not know, I’ll break that mofo’s sternum. Don’t get me started on tatted up little men.

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