J. Holiday’s Appalachian Trail bottom teeth were proudly on display along with his rib cage at the Essence Music Festival over the weekend. K-Ci’s legendary bird chest has always had a special place in both my heart and archives, making him sure shot pick for today’s fever pitch pole.

Who is steaming up the glass pot lid more? Today’s grand prize is a bedazzled crack pipe signed by DMX!

That shit around his mouth has some shit around its mouth. Jesus be a warm, soapy wash cloth in the morning.

The Coogie Mongoose was photographed on the set of DJ Khaled’s video set looking dashing as ever! You know he still has Cheeto dust under his fingernails from the night before, I can’t.

I’m relieved that Lil’ Boose decided to check the rapper box on his life’s application.

Even if he had chosen another career avenue he would always have the label as the negroid who came to school with the doo doo mouth and eye boogers attached to his ass. Dude could’ve been Clergymen Bad Azz and people would still nudge their kids and say “I remember when we were little he always had a white drool cloud on the side of his face.”

Instead he is known as the negroid with the doo doo mouth, eye boogers, and million dollar jewels. Not to mention hoes still suck on his meat like he’s a fucking swisher sweet [he’s words, not mine], thus cementing his spot in the winner’s circle.

From nothing to something. Now that’s some trill shit.

That loud squeak you hear in the background is Haloscan’s hamster wheels going round and round like Tevin Campbell. The comments will return shortly, but until then we’ll just have to keep the party going.

Clifford and Tiny enjoyed their first evening out on the town in six months on Monday. The smiling couple attended an exhibit held by celebrity photog Derek Blanks. Sandra Rose has all the splendiferious details [I stan for B. Scott] about the couple’s outing. Tiny’s pocarra’s are really poppin’ with this pregnancy.

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God bless both the tragic looking negroid who believes he has sex appeal and the unfortunate broad that co-signs that bullshit.

I have no idea who this creature is but he has absolutely made my entire month. I’m going to print the first set of pictures out and put them on my refrigerator to discourage late night snacking.

I REBUKE THIS.

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Wats gud…been a frequent visitor of this site all the way from Tanzania!! I see yal say Kci and Jojo be washed up but they still hot in Africa!! They performing tonight at the Movenpick hotel in Tanzania. Tanzania is the most beautiful tourist location in East Africa its the Land of the Kilimanjaro, Serengeti and Zanzibar. You are all welcome. [Yes we are my friend . . . yes we are. - - Fresh]
– KK

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WOULD YOU LET THIS MOMOFUKA PUT YOU TO BED?

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Welcome to StreetCred.com. I know alot of people are concerned given the current situation. And I want to say thank you, you know, for all the prayers and support coming from my fans and my supporters. You know, its a very trying time right now, but I want to let everybody know that I pled not guilty and I gotta stress my innocence, you know, to everyone out there whos listening! And I look forward to being exonerated on all charges. And I say that with the utmost sincerity. I cant stress that enough to ya, ya dig.

I’d really like to say thank you to my lawyers, Dwight Thomas, Steve Sadow, Ed Garland, and Don Samuels. And thank you to the judge for even allowing me the privilege of being on house arrest and being here instead of, you know, the clear alternative. I just wanna tell everybody man, dont even believe every thang you see on the news, dont believe every thang you read in the papers, ya dig that.

I just wanted to to give you a brief message, you know, telling you how much I love you, how much I cant wait to get back out there. The good thang is man, you know, I got a lot time on my hands; doing a lot of reading, doing a lot of writing, working on my next album, its called Paper Trail. Oh and speaking of Paper Trail, extra special thank youto the Grand Hustle family and the Atlantic Records family. Man we gonna get thru this, you know what Im saying…to whom much is given, even more is required. You know what Im saying. God will never take you to…what he cant take you through.

So, Im just listening to what God got to say right now. And that’s what Im doing, Im being still…I’m being quiet and I’m being still. Im abiding by all the stipulations, all of the criteria of my bond and of my release and I got faith in God and I got faith in the system. You know, America is a wonderful country.

Im gettin a lot of work done man, a lot of music man being recorded. But, my main message is its not over (pause) and the King aint dead!

You guys hold it down man…catch me on StreetCred and stay tuned into StreetCred, because there will be more messages. A’ight in a minute.