Pleasure P is that you?
Damn this was funny I was taking pictures all night and finally I got from behind camera and everyone tried to get on it with me, however some wasn’t feelin’ that.
- – J.Deucey
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It’s still too early to dissect this.
Star Tracks: Fantasia Leaving Katsuya
The Grown Educated Diva known as Fantasia is the latest in what I hope to be a long list of celebrities allowing their chest cannons to roam around and graze on grass undisturbed this week. Let them flap jacks stack! Even angels.
She was photographed with her producer and manager leaving sushi hot spot Katsuya in Los Angeles on Tuesday. Where was Quween of the Scene? Anyway, Tasia better hurry up and get back home. Not only is her daughter Zion probably messing around in her storage bin of wigs but Teeny looks like the type that likes to have sex in other people’s bed while they are out of town. Who wants to come home to extraterrestrial cum stains?
Sexual Napalm: Charles Thomas
Not even JuJuBee from RuPaul’s Drag Race can fuck with this. Self employed [she got her on] female impersonator, Charles Thomas, was arrested in Tampa, Florida on an outstanding warrant after he tried to purchase two MP3 players and a television at a Big Lots store with a fraudulent check in the amount of $329. What? The queen’s palace must be entertaining and immaculate at all times.
Deputies also arrested the Laverne to his Shirley, Christopher Hart, for giving them a false name.
All in favor of Chuck signing on as the official face for Akon’s Konvict cologne say “I”.
Back And Fourth: Fantasia . . . For Real?
Justin: OMG she still taking her shoes off after Frank Gatson flew his ass down to ATL to stop her from doing that? Wasted a fucking trip, and money, in this economy.
Fresh: I just want to know . . . never mind.
Justin: Fanny ain’t gonna straighten up. 30 years from now, she going to be in someone’s juke joint in Alabama, kicking her shoes off and showing her prison tattoos with her stretch marks.
Fresh: With Teeny for a road manager, getting paid in chicken breasts and Mike and Ike’s.
Justin: And Metro passes and Tracfone minutes.
Fresh: So many questions, so little time to address them all.
Justin: Read Teeny’s scalp. His dreads are a map to the lost city of Atlantis, and will predict the end of times.
Style File: Johnny Weir
Try not to act so surprised if you see American figure skater Johnny Weir’s unique designs ripped off in campaign ads for the Spring / Summer 2010 House of Dereon Collection. The Adam Lambert of the ice will perform tonight during the Men’s free skating gold medal event at 8PM EST so be sure to tune in. Until that time arrives get you a big ass piece slathered with extra icing, whore!
Thaks Creolelatina!
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Pat your tuck ladies! It looks like the Boss Ladies [click here if you missed it] reality show will be coming to a flat screen near you in due time. While more conservative crunksters may find issues with a television show about transgender women collecting coins I say it can’t be any worse than The Bad Girls Club. Period. Hit up Freddy O for more flicks of the fems hard at work.
