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Back And Fourth: Fantasia . . . For Real?

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Justin: OMG she still taking her shoes off after Frank Gatson flew his ass down to ATL to stop her from doing that? Wasted a fucking trip, and money, in this economy.

Fresh: I just want to know . . . never mind.

Justin: Fanny ain’t gonna straighten up. 30 years from now, she going to be in someone’s juke joint in Alabama, kicking her shoes off and showing her prison tattoos with her stretch marks.

Fresh: With Teeny for a road manager, getting paid in chicken breasts and Mike and Ike’s.

Justin: And Metro passes and Tracfone minutes.

Fresh: So many questions, so little time to address them all.

Justin: Read Teeny’s scalp. His dreads are a map to the lost city of Atlantis, and will predict the end of times.

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Style File: Johnny Weir

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Try not to act so surprised if you see American figure skater Johnny Weir’s unique designs ripped off in campaign ads for the Spring / Summer 2010 House of Dereon Collection. The Adam Lambert of the ice will perform tonight during the Men’s free skating gold medal event at 8PM EST so be sure to tune in. Until that time arrives get you a big ass piece slathered with extra icing, whore!

Thaks Creolelatina!

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Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

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Pat your tuck ladies! It looks like the Boss Ladies [click here if you missed it] reality show will be coming to a flat screen near you in due time. While more conservative crunksters may find issues with a television show about transgender women collecting coins I say it can’t be any worse than The Bad Girls Club. Period.  Hit up Freddy O for more flicks of the fems hard at work.

The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

“Hope for the best but prepare for the worst” immediately comes to mind when a R&B group from the 90’s drops out the sky like hot bird shit. Not even a colorful introduction by BET’s virtual hood rat Cita could save Dru Hill’s latest visual tang eruption.

How many pussy walls do you estimate were collapsed during the making of this video? Not including Sisqo’s of course.

Fist Pump: Honeymag.com

Friday Fuckery: YouTube Clip of the Day With A Twist of Zest

If I didn’t know any better I would say that this was lost footage of the bitter bitch from my high school’s attendance window but I do. Never was she this put together.

But I digress.

Rodney Jackson [no relation to Marlon] is a student of the Jennifer Holiday School of Hollering and Shit. His dumpster diving cover of Brian McKnight’s “One Last Cry” proves that just because you belt out a song with the type of raw emotion that only excessive estrogen levels can provide it doesn’t always make the performance grand.

I could see him performing this tonight on BET’s Help For Haiti telethon, though.

You Sent It: Be Lil’ Kim Makeup Tutorial

Fresh,

first I must say I love you and your blog, you have given me LIFE for years. As a way to say thank you and return the favor, please step into the shade directed at Lil’ Kim in this makeup tutorial from one of my favs on YouTube.

- – Jeff

Crime Pays: Meet Lashonda

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If you are looking for pictures of who wore what to the Golden Globes last night you are in the wrong place and should evacuate to the nearest pop culture website, but if you are looking for an open bar of lusciousness you came to the right place!

Lashonda Dequanda Cooksey was popped by the cops last month for possession of good pussy and marijuana. The Harajuku Barbie was later booked into the Caddo Correctional Center in Shreveport, Louisiana instead of at a Bronner Brothers show.

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