Justin: Posing like she is about to post pics on Model Mayhem.
Fresh: Explain Amber’s bra being placed over her dress.
Justin: Or her face that says “Hurry up, Mario said he’s going to pay for me and Dez’s plate at Red Lobster”
Fresh: And who’s living room is she sitting in, LisaRayes?
Justin: White bra, white seat, ALL WHITE EVERYTHING.
Not even JuJuBee from RuPaul’s Drag Race can fuck with this. Self employed [she got her on] female impersonator, Charles Thomas, was arrested in Tampa, Florida on an outstanding warrant after he tried to purchase two MP3 players and a television at a Big Lots store with a fraudulent check in the amount of $329. What? The queen’s palace must be entertaining and immaculate at all times.
Deputies also arrested the Laverne to his Shirley, Christopher Hart, for giving them a false name.
All in favor of Chuck signing on as the official face for Akon’s Konvict cologne say “I”.
If you can’t out perform them or outshine with hoe shit you might as well join them on the front row of a fashion show. With her sponsor literally not too far behind Cassie hopped on the last train to Paris to attend the Gareth Pugh Ready to Wear show in Paris last night.
So, I was on the clock Friday Facebooking, naturally, and I was looking at some old broad’s pictures from the Miss Jamaica World pageant, and I have 3 unanswered questions:
1. Is this Milan?
2. Did they hold this in a mall food court?
3. (This one’s more hypothetical . . . and, technically I’m not even sure it’s a question, but) What an honor to be Miss Dunn’s Electrical.SMH. Miss Dunn’s Electrical.
Fourth question upon further review: What the FUCK is this drawing of the roman coliseum behind them? I can’t endorse low rent behavior.
- – Miss Dee
Did Will and Jada put roots on the cast of All Of Us?
The House of Scientology is nothing to play with. Let’s see. Duane Martin is keeping his name afloat in Hollywood by defending his sister-in-law’s hoe shit, LisaRaye is three ATM withdrawals from becoming Diamond in real life [see Fantasia's pizza story on Oprah], and the last time I saw little Khamani Griffin was in Lil’ Kim’s “Download” video.
And now this. Yup, sounds like dirty rice magic to me.
This month, ‘My Manny’ starring ‘Hustle & Flow’ actress Elise Neal and ‘ER’ actor Sharif Atkins is returning for a third installment to TBS.
The sitcom is called a micro-series because it will air within commercial time during Tyler Perry’s ‘Meet the Browns,’ every Wednesday evening for five consecutive weeks. This new type of programming is the network’s way of retaining viewers during commercial breaks and integrating a brand through a natural story line.
‘My Manny’ follows Jennifer, played by Neal, as a widow and successful caterer, who hires Mike the Manny (a male nanny) to care for her 8 year-old son, and ends up falling for him.
This time around, Disney Parks is on board as the show’s exclusive sponsor and the episodes follow the family as they on vacation to The Magic Kingdom and Epcot. [source]
I don’t even want to know what Tony Rock and Lovita Alize Jenkins is up to.
SAD LIL’ MAMA FACE RATING [OUT OF 5]
Kim Zoliack is above and beyond renting space in the swap meet across from the vendor who sells both Free Gucci Mane t-shirts and knock off Gucci hand bags, thank you. With recession friendly prices ranging from $1000-$6500 you too can walk the tightrope between the good life and poverty by owning one of Kim’s gently worn designer cum stain rags. It’s like Plato’s Closet for people who like to play Russian Roulette with their rent money. Pull the trigger.
If you are looking for pictures of who wore what to the Golden Globes last night you are in the wrong place and should evacuate to the nearest pop culture website, but if you are looking for an open bar of lusciousness you came to the right place!
Lashonda Dequanda Cooksey was popped by the cops last month for possession of good pussy and marijuana. The Harajuku Barbie was later booked into the Caddo Correctional Center in Shreveport, Louisiana instead of at a Bronner Brothers show.