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Back & Fourth: Tristan’s Red Bowtie

Posted by Fresh on September 29, 2009

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Fresh: He looks like an extra from the “Roses” video. What is he trying to prove here?

Justin: I guess he’s trying bridge the world of hip-hop attire and evening wear fashions. I know Chris Brown’s blue bow tie is throwing all types of shade right now.

Fresh: I just want to know the thought process that goes on behind selecting an outfit like this.

Justin: Well its simple. Glowstick club mimicking + boldness + attention seeking – common sense = Tristan’s outfit.

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Back & Fourth: That’s So Raven

Posted by Fresh on September 17, 2009

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Fresh: Raven looking like she got caught up in the middle of doing some hoe shit.

Justin: Of course she was. Her makeup, with the smokey eyes scream “inappropiate behavior outside nightclub” or “I’m going to prove to you daddy just how naughty I am.”

Fresh: That Miley Cyrus camera phone shit.

Justin: Or Willie from Day 26.

Fresh: Who is that in the backseat? I don’t recall ever seeing him on an episode of Hangin With Mr. Cooper.

Justin: Leave Raven alone, she can date or do funky stuff with kids outside of the Disney stable.

Fresh: Would you smash little Olivia?

Justin: Yeah I would actually. She has a good credit score and I wouldn’t have to worry about my student loans.

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Back & Fourth: And You Are?

Posted by Fresh on August 17, 2009

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[L-R] Meme Lacour, Sweetie Sherrie, Pamela Hester and Bonnie Butts

To waste our comedic brilliance on a couple of known unknowns or not. Decisions, decisions. This is the best we could do when it came to throwing shade at the guests who attended The 3D Celebrity Summer Pool Party this past weekend. Fuck effort game proper.

Justin: No one knows who these people are. Not even Google. Hell at least when I type in my name in Google my Twitter and Facebook page come up.

Fresh: DEAD! I think that’s our back and fourth right there.

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Back & Fourth: Larry The King

Posted by Fresh on August 12, 2009

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Pepaw Larry scared the sugar honey iced tea out of us when he was photographed walking around looking like a cyclops earlier this week.

Fresh: What the fuck happened to Larry?

Justin: Absolute hoe shit. If you ask me, it appears that he got into a fight with a prostitute [Prince’s harem, see below post] when she told him 30 dollars instead of the 20 that they both agreed on earlier. He looks so frail.

Fresh: He better chew an osticare vitamin and have a seat instead of making out with his woman for the paparazzi. I just read on TMZ the patch is actually for his cataracts but damn. He couldn’t order one of those bedazzled eye patches Romeo from Immature used to wear back in the day?

Justin: I don’t trust younger women and older hosts. See Don Cornelius for details. However, I must say his liver spots are absolutely glowing. Makes him look 104 instead of 109.

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Back & Fourth: Most Definitely Not

Posted by Fresh on August 10, 2009

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Mos Def was, well, doing the most at George Wein’s Care Fusion Jazz Festival on Saturday. While we appreciate Dante for his talents and sheer enthusiasm to wife up video chicks his Kyle x Kanye Bonjour Denim Jacket put us in a deep state of lamentation.

Last time I checked even creoles couldn’t get away with this.

Justin: Mos Def looks like the uncle that says he’s going to quit drinking and never does.

Fresh: This nigga got on Jim Brown’s good hat.

Justin: And I know its hot as hell wherever he’s at with that Kyle x Kanye Bonjour Denim Jacket on.

Fresh: My umi says that Frankie owns the female version of that jacket. I hope he doesn’t get pulled over wearing that shit. You know one of the front pockets has some drug paraphernalia in there from ‘88.

Justin: He looks like he straight walked off the set of Jungle Fever as Samuel Jackson’s stand in.

Fresh: He does! I wonder what type of shoes he is wearing.

Justin: Asics. The ones he found in the dumpster behind Nipsy Russell’s house.

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Back & Fourth: Sienna Miller Connects With The Harlem Youth

Posted by Fresh on August 4, 2009

My ninja!

Girl, I guess.

Yesterday Sienna Miller and her fellow G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra’co-stars Marlon Wayans and Channing Tatum made a quick stop on the promo trail at 106 & Park to talk about their new film, which opens in theaters on Friday. We love  living in the post-Obama world just as much as every artist in this video but if  TRL was still around this would’ve never happened. No shade, no tea.

We will always have love for the Caucasian persuasion! They pay for bar trips and that alone is good enough for us.

Fresh: Why is this so damn funny to me?

Justin: Girl, she trying to help those poor little black girls (sarcasm) realize their dream of becoming a anorexic homewrecker like her

Fresh: White people come to 106 & Park, its a historic day. Reh Dogg stops by no one gives a shit.

Justin: When Harrison Ford came, I hottied blinked myself into a seizure

Fresh: AND THEN A NEGRO COMES ALONG! WHEN THE STRENGTH TO CARRY ON!

Justin: YES, YES, YES!

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