Cover To Cover: Lady Gaga Mans Up For Vogue Hommes Japan

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The same way friends of the Killer Knowles Klan love to mess with illuminati theorists minds with striking images in their music videos and live performances, Akon’s glowstick cash cow Lady Gaga enjoys doing the same to people who can’t keep buzzing about her mean (alleged) tuck game.

Appearing as her alter ego Jo Calderone for the cover of Vogue Hommes Japan, during the accompanying interview “Calderone” reveals a romantic interlude between himself and Gaga, Celebuzz reports.

Ciara, any time you want to get in on a piece of this action I promise I won’t judge you for it.

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Sexual Napalm: Mr. Hoe Tester

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B-O-O-S-I-E. That’s he.

Here’s something I doubt you will witness on Oxygen’s Hair Battle Spectacular this season! Armed with his omnipresent bitch swatter (’cause they do tend to get out of line more during summer months), Mr. Hoe Tester’s appearance at Bigga Rankin’s all white party last week served as a curt reminder to why the Now Child Left Behind Act was signed into law. I’m willing to overlook all that, though.

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Spotted: The-Dream & Ciara Inside BET’s Radio Room

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Just days following the deletion of his Twitter account after being flooded with a barrage of negative messages from cunty Ciara’s fans,  Sweet & Petite (copyright Miss Jia) clothing aficionado The-Dream was two seconds away from double checking Uncle Cecil’s tuck inside the radio room at BET’s headquarters.

Love to see two Black men bury the hatchet without violence. The brother’s gon work it out!

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Freeze Frame: Gucci Mane’s Lips Like You Never Seen Them Before — Conditioned

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. . . He could have held this press conference on pump 4 at Circle K, though.

Gucci Mane, government name Radric Davis, was released from Fulton County jail after serving a 6-month bid for felony mouth endangerment.  Free at last, free at last!

Now that he has been rehabilitated for the daily abuse he subjected his lips to its time for the rapper to put this chapter of his life behind him and a jar of Carmex in his front pocket at all times. Never know when your PO will show up at your front door asking a bunch of questions.

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Uncle Cecil Takes A Break From Pumping Kim Kardashian’s Gas To Kick Over A Few Tires

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Well who denied you of your hormones shot today?! I like it, I like it.

Whatever it takes for you to put some hot shit out and stop flopping around everywhere, you got it.

Tweets Is Watching: Rihanna Hooks Up With Travis Barker After Being Turned Down By Nikki Sixx

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Rihanna has recruited hip-hop’s favorite alternative drummer Travis Barker to appear in the new video for her next single “Rockstar 101” after being respectfully declined by Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx. That would never happen to Queen Creole. Never.

After turning down the School of Forehead magna cum laude graduate Sixx took to his Twitter saying:

“Rihanna just asked me to be in her video for “Rockstar. I respectfully said no. What do you guys think?”

Rockstar lifestyle, let’s not fake it . . . Gucci! Pop the lid for video of Rihanna receiving drum lessons from Travie.

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Sexual Napalm: Charles Thomas

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Not even JuJuBee from RuPaul’s Drag Race can fuck with this. Self employed [she got her on] female impersonator, Charles Thomas, was arrested in Tampa, Florida on an outstanding warrant after he tried to purchase two MP3 players and a television at a Big Lots store with a fraudulent check in the amount of $329. What? The queen’s palace must be entertaining and immaculate at all times.

Deputies also arrested the Laverne to his Shirley, Christopher Hart, for giving them a false name.

All in favor of Chuck signing on as the official face for Akon’s Konvict cologne say “I”.