News Break: Friday Fuckery Edition

There are snakes on the plane and none of them belong to Young Caster.

snakes News Break: Friday Fuckery EditionA Southwest Airlines flight from Oakland to Las Vegas was turned around Thursday after a man allegedly exposed himself to his female seatmate, punched her when she screamed, then stripped off all of his clothes as flight attendants and passengers subdued him.

The man was arrested, and the woman was taken to a hospital for treatment of her injuries, said Alameda County Sheriff’s Sgt. J.D. Nelson. Her condition was not known.

Darius Chappille, 21, of Jefferson City, Mo., who also has an Oakland address, was arrested and taken to Highland Hospital in Oakland for medical clearance. He was expected to be booked into Santa Rita Jail in Dublin.

Chappille had an outstanding arrest warrant on drug-related charges in Jefferson City, Nelson said.

Chappille and the female passenger apparently did not know each other, authorities said.

The incident happened aboard Southwest Flight 947, which has a scheduled departure from Oakland of 7:15 a.m. An e-mail account from a passenger on the flight, forwarded to The Chronicle, said the incident occurred about a half hour after takeoff.

Flight attendants subdued Chappille, pinning him face-down on the floor, and enlisted the help of passengers in case he tried to escape, the passenger said.

About 10 sheriff’s deputies boarded the plane when it touched down in Oakland at 8:15 a.m., the e-mail message said, and Chappille was arrested without incident.

Southwest officials said the plane took off for Las Vegas again at 10 a.m. It was scheduled to continue on to St. Louis.

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cheese News BreakMontgomery County Police have arrested a man who is suspected of shoplifting from a Saks Fifth Avenue while dressed like a woman.

Earlier this month, Montgomery County Police issued a warrant for 20-year-old Jonathan Bradley after he allegedly stole a $2,000 Chanel dress and sprayed a security guard with mace when trying to leave the Wisconsin Avenue store.

Police charged Bradley with theft, malicious destruction of property, second-degree assault, and intent to injure by chemical device.

Bradley was taken into custody by Metropolitan Police on August 13 during a routine traffic stop in Southeast D.C. He waived extradition and was transported to Montgomery County Monday afternoon. [source]

The “Just Because I Wear Yaki Doesn’t Mean You Better Than Me” Side-Eye

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FRESH!

OMG girl, you have got to see this. Girl, this was at a recent mayoral forum put on by Rev. Al ‘Do’ Sharpton’nem. There were nine candidates, and these were the only two Black women on the forum. Lisa Borders is on the left, and this chick Tiffany Brown was on the right. Do you feel that scorching heat from that side-eye? I thought the water in that bottle was going to catch on FIYAH! LOL!

Love your blog girl — keep it up!

- – Edwina

Friday Fuckery: News Break

Rock Hill police were called to a home on Wilhurst Court on Thursday after a mother said two of her children were fighting over the last piece of chicken.

The mother told police her 8-year-old son and her 12-year-old daughter got into an argument over who would eat the last piece of chicken and started threatening each other, according to a Rock Hill police report. Another sibling, 9, stepped in to try to ease the situation. He pushed the 8-year-old to the ground and held him down until police arrived, the report states.

The mother told police she wanted to file a report for documentation. No charges were filed. [Source via Oh Hell Nawl]

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Friday Fuckery: Rude Gal Certified

Now THIS is how last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta should have went down!


OMG, I wept slowly for the descendants of Patra. These ladies was really going at it in the club until one exposed her inner Fire Marshall Bill. Please get your Jamaican cousins.

- – Amanda

Aunt Dionne Is Not Pleased

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That portrait would make for a classy addition to any home but we’ll talk about that next time.

Elderly beef is the best there is, especially when its two old broads. The next time Auntie Dionne crosses paths with Cathy Hughes there will be blood of the dance floor.

She is accusing the founder and chairwoman of Radio One of holding out on royalty cash. You know how hard it is for our favorite entertainers [ahem!]  to purchase weed on credit in today’s world? The pusher man looks them up and down like they just morphed into Scott Storch.

But I digress. In the column for the Huffington Post Auntie DiDi also went in on Hughes for also airing a series of radio ads throwing shade towards Black lawmakers.

Ms. Hughes is now very angry with me, other black recording artists, and civil rights leaders because we support the Performance Rights Act, which many now call the Civil Rights for Musicians Act. This bill, which was written by the Dean of the Congressional Black Caucus, Congressman John Conyers, closes the legal loophole the radio corporations and CEOs are using to ensure that African American artists receive fair pay for airplay.

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The NY Post is reporting that a Queens nurse allegedly channeled Lorena Bobbitt as she exacted revenge yesterday on her hubby for his infidelity.

The woman, feeling burned over her husband’s cheating, woke him up by pouring a “big pot” of scalding water over his genitals, the victim told The NY Post.

“I was in bed, I was fast asleep . . . She came into the bedroom and poured hot water all over me,” Emmanuel “Ojo” Ojofeitimi, 67, said last night from his hospital bed, where he was being treated for second- and third-degree burns over 30 percent of his body.

“I didn’t know what had happened. By the time I woke up, the skin was falling off,” Ojofeitimi said.

“It sounded like a woman screaming,” a neighbor in their Springfield Gardens building said of the 6 a.m. attack.

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