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News Break: 80-Year-Old Burglar Gets 3 Years In California Prison

crook News Break: 80 Year Old Burglar Gets 3 Years In California Prison

An 80-year-old woman with a criminal record stretching back to 1955 has been sentenced to three years in state prison for ransacking and stealing cash from a Southern California medical office. Doris Thompson thanked a judge Wednesday for not sending her to Los Angeles County jail, which she doesn’t like, and said she deserved a longer sentence. She also told the judge, “God bless you.”

State records show Thompson, who has used 27 aliases, has repeatedly been arrested during the past 55 years, mainly for petty theft and burglary. She’s gone to jail several times.

Thompson slipped into the medical office on Dec. 19 and stole money from drawers. She pleaded guilty to burglary and was ordered to pay about $1,400 in restitution. She will be eligible for parole in about 18 months.

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Quick Quotes: Joan Rivers On Victoria Beckham

AP091005020960 Quick Quotes: Joan Rivers On Victoria Beckham

While we’re on the topic of Spice Girls . . .

“Victoria Beckham is so nasty. Why doesn’t she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don’t care what she does. She’s mean to all the people around her. She’s too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she’s rude. She can’t always just be having a bad day . . . Victoria Beckham should get a life. I am not a fan of outrageous consumption. I think it is vulgar. And no-one should flaunt that they have a hundred Hermes bags. Not when people are starving. Everyone should be allowed to have a great time but she shows a distinct lack of class.”

- – Joan Rivers clearly doesn’t give a fuck about Victoria Beckham

Wal-Mart Shopper Slaps Crying Child

We have all experienced the sudden head throbbing pain courtesy of a crying child with vocal chords so juiced up they should play Major League Baseball during activities such as shopping  but most times we execute different techniques to block the deafening shrieks out.

None of which involve reaching over and slapping the shit out of said child.

But Roger Stephens ain’t friendly.

mug Wal Mart Shopper Slaps Crying ChildA Wal-Mart shopper who became so angry about a crying child that he allegedly slapped the girl in the face is due in court Thursday morning, officials announced Wednesday.

Investigators said the incident happened Monday at the Stone Mountain store on Rockbridge Road.

A police report said the man, Roger Stephens, 61, of Stone Mountain, had warned the child’s mother, Sonya Mathews, that if she didn’t quiet down the child, he would do it for her.

The report then quotes Stephens as saying, “See, I told you I would shut her up.”

Mathews then screamed at Stephens and called for security, the report said. Stephens was stopped by another shopper, according to the report.

The girl, identified in the report as Paige Mathews, 2, was not injured, but did suffer some redness in the face. She was treated at the scene and released, the report said.

Stephens was charged with cruelty with children in the first degree, which is a felony. He is being held in the Gwinnett County Detention Center without bond. [source]

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News Break

This may be the most explosive news break yet!

An Orlando, Florida news crew came under attack on Monday while investigating a story about two teenagers who were reportedly working at a strip club in Brevard County. Reporters wanted to ask Rosemary Lumpkin about a report she filed with police about her 15-year-old working down at a local titty bar.

WATCH THE ATTACK

The woman who answered the door at Lumpkin’s home [later identified by snitchin' ass neighbors as the micro-skrippah's granny] peppered reporters with a few choice words before charging after a cameraman with a garden hoe.

And she hit that hoe.

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News Break: Friday Fuckery Edition

There are snakes on the plane and none of them belong to Young Caster.

snakes News Break: Friday Fuckery EditionA Southwest Airlines flight from Oakland to Las Vegas was turned around Thursday after a man allegedly exposed himself to his female seatmate, punched her when she screamed, then stripped off all of his clothes as flight attendants and passengers subdued him.

The man was arrested, and the woman was taken to a hospital for treatment of her injuries, said Alameda County Sheriff’s Sgt. J.D. Nelson. Her condition was not known.

Darius Chappille, 21, of Jefferson City, Mo., who also has an Oakland address, was arrested and taken to Highland Hospital in Oakland for medical clearance. He was expected to be booked into Santa Rita Jail in Dublin.

Chappille had an outstanding arrest warrant on drug-related charges in Jefferson City, Nelson said.

Chappille and the female passenger apparently did not know each other, authorities said.

The incident happened aboard Southwest Flight 947, which has a scheduled departure from Oakland of 7:15 a.m. An e-mail account from a passenger on the flight, forwarded to The Chronicle, said the incident occurred about a half hour after takeoff.

Flight attendants subdued Chappille, pinning him face-down on the floor, and enlisted the help of passengers in case he tried to escape, the passenger said.

About 10 sheriff’s deputies boarded the plane when it touched down in Oakland at 8:15 a.m., the e-mail message said, and Chappille was arrested without incident.

Southwest officials said the plane took off for Las Vegas again at 10 a.m. It was scheduled to continue on to St. Louis.

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News Break

cheese News BreakMontgomery County Police have arrested a man who is suspected of shoplifting from a Saks Fifth Avenue while dressed like a woman.

Earlier this month, Montgomery County Police issued a warrant for 20-year-old Jonathan Bradley after he allegedly stole a $2,000 Chanel dress and sprayed a security guard with mace when trying to leave the Wisconsin Avenue store.

Police charged Bradley with theft, malicious destruction of property, second-degree assault, and intent to injure by chemical device.

Bradley was taken into custody by Metropolitan Police on August 13 during a routine traffic stop in Southeast D.C. He waived extradition and was transported to Montgomery County Monday afternoon. [source]

The “Just Because I Wear Yaki Doesn’t Mean You Better Than Me” Side-Eye

KILLER!

FRESH!

OMG girl, you have got to see this. Girl, this was at a recent mayoral forum put on by Rev. Al ‘Do’ Sharpton’nem. There were nine candidates, and these were the only two Black women on the forum. Lisa Borders is on the left, and this chick Tiffany Brown was on the right. Do you feel that scorching heat from that side-eye? I thought the water in that bottle was going to catch on FIYAH! LOL!

Love your blog girl — keep it up!

- – Edwina

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