In Case You Missed It: Kenya Moore Calls 911 After Porsha Stewart Beatdown

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Last week, ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’ gathered for their reunion special and word on the curb is that Porsha Stewart took it back to her “Some Cut” video vixen days and gave Kenya Moore an A-Town Stomp.

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After the scuffle, Kenya dialed 911 to report that Porsha had served her face a two piece sans biscuit. “She hit me in my head and tried fighting me — hitting me,” Kenya told the operator. Mona Scott Young would be proud!

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Listen to the call after the jump!

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When A Woman’s Fed Up: Wale Explains What Happened In WWE Shoving Match

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Having the back of his neck constantly being subjected to sunburn due to the lack of hang time is enough to keep Wale bothered. It should come to no surprise when a random found his way into the rapper’s Twitter mentions saying he wanted to throw hands, the rapper took him up on his offer.

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Checkmate! Evelyn Lozada Hosts A “Tea” Party In Honor Of Wendy Williams And Her Creeping Husband

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During the hot topics segment of a recent show, prized show horse Wendy Williams called a spade a spade and gifted Evelyn Lozada‘s newborn bundle of joy with Los Angeles Dodgers player Carl Crawford a shady nickname, ruffling the feathers of the ‘Basketball Pigeons’ star.

I want to congratulate Evelyn Lozada. Evelyn gave birth to a cash register — I mean a baby boy — with her fiancé, the $142 million Carl Crawford. I didn’t need to make that cash register joke but you see why it would be said. Evelyn girl, congratulations. And Carl, like a lot of sports players and a lot of artists, he’s not a bad looking man, but he certainly wasn’t getting the likes of a Evelyn Lozada if he wasn’t playing baseball. You know what I mean? Do you understand what I’m saying? She upgraded him and now that she’s had the baby, he’s upgrading her. If I were her, I’d be like ‘Miami who? Miami what?’ I would never go back to Miami.

Not one to let lactating keep her away from gutting a bitch, the new mommy promptly took to social media in order to air out Wendell’s husband Kevin Hunter’s dirty laundry.

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How’s It Goin’ Down: DMX Blames Estranged Wife For Foreclosure

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Excuse him while he loses his mind up in here (up in here). DMX is going one-on-one with a bank over a home that he hasn’t lived in since 2005. The rapper’s Mount Kisco, New York pad is the current residence of his estranged wife, Tashera Simmons, who hasn’t made a mortgage payment since 2008.

Although the property is still in X’s name, Tashera agreed to take over all financial responsibilities for the $1 million estate, even though he advised her to move into a less expensive home.

X tells his good friends over at TMZ that Tashera then withdrew $100,000 from his bank account while he was in jail  without his permission — and didn’t even use it to pay the mortgage. He says he has no idea what she actually did with the money.

“I told her she is living above her means, that you can’t still live on the same block as Martha Stewart and Chevy Chase, you gotta downgrade, but she refuses to do so because the house is in my name,” said X. “She doesn’t give a fuck about my credit.”

Feel free to enjoy the soothing sounds of “What They Really Want” as you enjoy your post-workday mixed drink.

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News Break: Woman Assaults Grocery Store Employee With Two ‘Special Cut Filets’

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Before you part your sweet lips to make a slick remark within earshot of your intended target on the train to work this morning, take the following news story into account.

Earlier this month, an Ohio woman was arrested for assault after she allegedly hurled “two special cut filets” at a grocery store employee for allegedly making a rude comment about her husband’s weight.

Gracious people of Crunkland, I invite you to examine her mug shot. Not a single fuck was given that day.

Frances Slyman, 44, told cops that after placing her order, 64-year-old grocery employee Alzbeta Barath (whose name sounds like that of a villain in a Sylvester Stallone movie), made a derogatory comment about her husband’s weight, according to The Smoking Gun.

Fueled by the chorus of Lil Scrappy’s “Head Bussa” playing at an obscene volume inside her mind, vanilla and chaomille-infused OG Bobby Johnson acted in the same manner of any real goon left in her position — she removed the cellophane wrap from the steaks and threw them at Barath, striking her in the eye and on the shoulder.

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How Dreadful: The Game Showed Brandon Jennings What The 5 Fingers Said To The Face

the game2 How Dreadful: The Game Showed Brandon Jennings What The 5 Fingers Said To The Face Word on the street is that The Game decided to let his fists have a Facetime date with  Detroit Pistons player Brandon Jennings‘ face over the weekend.

Hip Hollywood reports the two men got into an argument over which one would have control over the microphone at a night club.

Jennings was at Lure hosting his birthday party with friends, which didn’t sit well with the Compton rapper who frequents the club. “Game feels like Toxic is his, and he didn’t like that Jennings was hogging the microphone. He felt like he was being disrespected,” an eyewitness told the website. “Game tried to have words with him, and it just escalated quickly and Game hit Brandon in the mouth,” another source says.

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