Watch This: I’m The King of This House
Mawmaws and maids be damned, 7-year-old King showed his determination to rule the roost at any cost on last night’s episode of T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle. Watch the full episode after the jump!
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J.R. Smith’s Sister Is An Uncouth Goddess
J.R. Smith’s sister got upset when her brother was hacked but no foul was called, so she threw a bottle onto the basketball court. But the fun didn’t stop there. Still hearing the Kill Bill fight song in her head Smith’s sister went on to choke out a woman seated nearby and shoving a 80-year-old man.
Following the game, pissed off fans of the other team — the Bayi Rockets, also known as the Chinese military team that brawled with Georgetown — demanded an apology and actually held up the Zhejiang Golden Bulls’ bus for 45 minutes.
Patti LaBelle Is Not The One To Be Playing Reindeer Games With
You don’t want no problems because Patti LaBelle will solve them.
New Yorker Roseanna Monk claims the singer verbally accosted her when her 18-month-old daughter toddler wandered a few feet away in an apartment lobby as she struggled with her luggage. When Monk told LaBelle it was none of her business, the diva allegedly hurled water at the mom and tried to attack her ass.
Regulators, mount em.
This isn’t the first time Dwayne Wayne’s mom has been accused of snap, cracking and popping off like she was attending the Vibe Awards. Earlier this year, a U.S. Military Academy cadet sued LaBelle over a dust-up with her bodyguards in the Houston airport, claiming the bodyguards attacked him unprovoked. LaBelle counter-sued with claims that the cadet was drunk and used racial slurs in the incident.
Let’s get ratchet, let’s get ratchet. Details of LaBelle’s Manhattan scuffle below.
Cops: Teyana Taylor Named As A Suspect In Brutal Attack Over Friend Chris Brown
Violence begets violence.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that ‘Madea’s Big Happy Family’ star Teyana Taylor instigated a brutal attack on a woman inside a recording studio in in Burbank on Saturday night after the woman made disparaging comments regarding Teyana’s friend Chris Brown.
Rewind: Patricia Van Pelt-Watkins Is The Whitney Houston of Chicago Politics
As promising as it may look, this not footage of your favorite aunties making crackusations against one another while locked inside of a church study on the Sunday following your family’s last cookout.
During a debate with Patricia Van-Pelt Watkins, Chicago Mayoral candidate Carol Mosley told fellow candidate, Patricia Van-Pelt Watkins that the reason she wasn’t aware of Braun’s recent activity is because “You’ve been strung out on crack for years” at a debate at a Chicago church.
While Wakins has admitted to using drugs, she has denied ever doing crack. (source)
News Break: Man Arrested After Attacking Brother With A Crowbar Over A Half-Eaten Piece of Fried Chicken
In the immortal words of Mario Winans, I don’t wanna know.
An Akron man suffered severe head injuries after police said he was attacked by his brother, who wielded a crowbar during a fight ignited over a half-eaten piece of fried chicken.
A warrant was issued Sunday for Tony Morris, 37, of Akron. He is charged with felonious assault, domestic violence and menacing.
Police say they were called to a home on Wildwood Avenue where the men were visiting their mother Sunday afternoon. The brothers were watching TV in separate rooms when Thomas Morris, 41, said a piece of chicken was tossed in his direction.
Tony Morris reportedly admitted tossing the chicken, saying he was angry because he believed his brother took a bite of the chicken and placed it back in a frying pan.
Day Late, Dollar Short: Kim Kardashian’s Ex-Husband Thinks She Is A “Fame Whore”
In a new interview with InTouch Weekly, the ex-husband of Kim Kardashian fires back following the release of divorce documents from the reality star (a term I use as loosely as Kat Stacks at a Welcome Home Gucci Mane party) in which Kim alleges the music producer physically abused her and treated her like a slave ass bitch. © Kyle Washington
Oh behave.
News Break: 80-Year-Old Burglar Gets 3 Years In California Prison
An 80-year-old woman with a criminal record stretching back to 1955 has been sentenced to three years in state prison for ransacking and stealing cash from a Southern California medical office. Doris Thompson thanked a judge Wednesday for not sending her to Los Angeles County jail, which she doesn’t like, and said she deserved a longer sentence. She also told the judge, “God bless you.”
State records show Thompson, who has used 27 aliases, has repeatedly been arrested during the past 55 years, mainly for petty theft and burglary. She’s gone to jail several times.
Thompson slipped into the medical office on Dec. 19 and stole money from drawers. She pleaded guilty to burglary and was ordered to pay about $1,400 in restitution. She will be eligible for parole in about 18 months.
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Quick Quotes: Joan Rivers On Victoria Beckham
While we’re on the topic of Spice Girls . . .
“Victoria Beckham is so nasty. Why doesn’t she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don’t care what she does. She’s mean to all the people around her. She’s too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she’s rude. She can’t always just be having a bad day . . . Victoria Beckham should get a life. I am not a fan of outrageous consumption. I think it is vulgar. And no-one should flaunt that they have a hundred Hermes bags. Not when people are starving. Everyone should be allowed to have a great time but she shows a distinct lack of class.”
- – Joan Rivers clearly doesn’t give a fuck about Victoria Beckham
