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The “I Hope You Don’t Think You Are Getting A Tip” Side-Eye

Hey Fresh,

This is BigSexy. Thanks to you, I can never look at photos the same again. I’ve attached a pic of my husband’s boss at the office Christmas party last Saturday. Notice the waitress “Takila” [not lying, check the name tag] just had to get in the picture. Mr. B. was not amused at her boldness.

Clip of the Day

Stephen Colbert has declared war on sunglasses display mannequin, Kanye West. And I love him for it.

News Break

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Diogenes Angeles is not to be fucked with.

A 57-year-old Bronx man dusted off his karate skills Tuesday and turned the tables on three would-be robbers decades younger than him, police and the victim said.

Diogenes Angeles was walking to a pharmacy near his home in Morrisania about noon when the young men marked him as an easy target.

“They see that I am kind of old and figured they can just come and rob me,” said the grandfather of six.

Eugene Sanchez, 19, Rakeem Johnson, 23, and Jason Lopez, 25, taunted and then attacked Angeles, police said.

That’s when Angeles, who studied karate when he was 14, tapped the fountain of youth and snapped a punch into one of the men - and a streak of fear into the hapless thieves.

“Once they saw I could defend myself, they ran away,” Angeles, a retired sign painter, said in Spanish. “I hope they learn from this and don’t attack other people.”

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