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News Break x Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

Posted by Fresh on December 4, 2008

Myrna Colley-Lee is somewhere stunting her ass off like the diva in the video above. I can’t co-sign this but hopefully you will.

The Chicago Times Sun reports that Morgan Freeman’s wife of 24 years stands to rake in more than $100 million in a potential divorce settlement.

Among assets contributing to the actor’s bounty are a very valuable gold coin collection, a rare stamp collection, a $7 million home in the Virgin Islands, real estate in Freeman’s native Mississippi worth nearly $30 million [including a $5 million personal home], a $10 million New York apartment and a $15 million Los Angeles estate.

Start with stray shots and then pop bottles! If you see Myrna in the VIP section of your favorite night club this weekend show her some love before you grab the bottle of Patron off of her table.

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Return of the Mack

Posted by Fresh on December 4, 2008

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Look what the pussy cat dragged in. Al Reynolds and his friend Nicole [that's what we call them now?] attended a party on Wednesday in honor of celebrity photogs Markus Klinko and Indrani in Miami.

The sister seems more interested in her photo op than playing beard if you ask me. VH1 might as well give Allison his own dating competition style show and call it a day. That way he can help fan off rumors about what type of buns he likes to lay his sausage in while extending his 15 minutes.

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YouTube Clip of the Day

Posted by Fresh on December 3, 2008

Call it the end of an era. I can no longer endure the tang associated with zesty men and their love for “Single Ladies.” We’ve had a nice run but its time to shoot this Mike Vick pit in the backyard.

Crunkster Mr. Fiasco sent in this spicy tuna roll of a clip a couple of days ago, citing the zestlemen in it baring a striking resemblance to our beloved Gaymonn. I will let you be the judge.

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Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

Posted by Fresh on November 26, 2008

Dwight Dwight + His Man Servant

Dwight Eubanks made pussies all across America moisten with delight last night when he stepped on set at the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion special. And when he reached out and touched Kim’s kitchen ass half-wig I just collapsed.

I couldn’t get visions of his silky, flowing weave out of my head so I hit up Google to unearth some precious stones on his royal tanginess and tah dah! I don’t know how old these . . . pills are but the tang is still potent as ever!

One of these pictures will become my Christmas card this year, trust.

[Totally off the tang matter at hand but I just joined Twitter and the shit is almost as addicting as Dwight's pursed lips.]

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Mook’s Minute: All the Single Trannies

Posted by Mook on November 19, 2008


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That tangtastic guy who did the cell block version of “Single Trannies” was on the Bonnie Hunt show yesterday to recreate Beyaki’s shitty video. Let’s just say he did it better than Timberlake.

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Fever Pitch

Posted by Fresh on November 18, 2008

Andre Leon Talley John Galliano

Andre Leon Talley turned his zest factor all the way up to 10 for the CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund event on Monday night. He switched out his peeped toe flats for a more bold shoe and made a fashion statement on the back of his jacket [check it after the jump].

Designer John Galliano also hit the party with tang on the brain. If Slash from Guns N’ Roses ever received a makeover from the Queer Eye For The Straight Guy squad this would be the end results.  Who steamed up the glass pot lid more?

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This Is The Day That The Lord Has Made

Posted by Fresh on November 15, 2008

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Heaven, I’m in heaven!

The sexiness inhabited in this post is dedicated to a very special reader [you know who you are] that bitches about the lack of updates on weekends. I drop everything I do to partake in hoe shit in my down time! You should know that by now.

Please say something nice.

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Fever Pitch

Posted by Fresh on November 12, 2008

Bobby Trendy Alec Mapa

The scene on the red carpet at Tuesday’s Open Artists With Open Arms party was a sight to behold. There were no shortage of people dropping down low and sweeping the floor with their pussies. You call it a dramatic cunt fall out but I like to think of it as art.

The always tang Bobby Trendy did his best hoe couture poses for cameras while host Alec Mapa gave the children hell in his hot pants and ruby red sequined vest. Who steamed up the glass pot lid more?

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