Karl is not seeing it for Team Chunk:

I prefer Adele and Florence Welch. But as a modern singer she is not bad. The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice. Lana del Rey is not bad at all. She looks very much like a modern-time singer. In her photos she is beautiful. Is she a construct with all her implants? She’s not alone with implants.

Karl on M.I.A. and her middle finger:

Nowadays people give the middle finger quite quickly – it’s not the best behavior. Everybody does that, what’s new about that? It’s just become a bad habit. People in magazines are 50% bimbo and 50% pregnant women.

Karl on Barack Obama’s claim that he “deserves” to be re-elected:

Yes he does, especially because of Mrs. Obama. I’m a big fan of Mrs. Obama – and her face, I think, is magical. He would not be there without her. Mrs. Obama is not a fashion statement, but she has other things to do. My favorite thing about Mrs Obama was when she was asked if her skirt was not too tight and she answered “Why you don’t like my big black ass?” I want [Barack] Obama to win because there is nothing better anyway, and especially because of her.

I never voted in my life. I will never vote. I know too much about politics from what’s going on backstage. To vote you have to believe all that garbage that they promise you, and they can’t keep those promises. If someone gave me an Obama pin, I would just put it on.

“At least I am a showgirl, bitch. Go back to Party City where you belong!”

Prepare to gag! Tonight, the fourth season of RuPaul’s Drag Race got off to its most interesting start to date! Assembling his proteges in an abandoned motel, House Mother Ru instructed the gworls to “scavenge among the ruins” for their first challenge — creating a “post-apocalyptic couture” look.

Check out a trailer for the complete season as well as a clip of tonight’s episode and an up close look at the brood of beauties (past and present) on the red carpet at the premiere party after the jump.

Crunkster Terrance writes:

When will this fuckery end? Seriously, I thought the “Superhero Drag Queens” had blasted their asses back into outer space to stay, but instead they are still cluttering YouTube trying to convince me that their mess is funny. This time they’ve taken a play out of a throwback Dynasty episode and they’ve tried to simulate an”Alexis vs. Crystal” cat fight. FAIL, FAIL, and FAIL. Instead it looks like a tang-filled fist fight between Connie Chung and Flavor Flav. Jesus come and take this wheel because I’m officially done.

Openly gay Niagara Falls High School student Tyreese Maye is taking a stand — in long heels and black bottoms.

“I just like wearing girls shoes. That’s it,” says Maye.

The 17-year-old high school junior says he was threatened with suspension for serving the kids in the hallway their entire lives while wearing a pair of sicknan bright red heels to class last week. The principal called the shoes a safety hazard even though Maye says he’s worn them to school before.

And that’s when Tyreese went all Ralph David Abernathy on them hoes. While protesting outside of the school building with classmates Ty Ty Baby told a local news station that the only reason he wasn’t allowed to stomp in his stilettos was because he was born with Ken doll parts.

“I’d tell people to stand up for what they believe in. I wouldn’t be doing this right now if I didn’t really care about this,” says Maye.

Well played, Tyreese. Here’s a personal favorite Coon Tune in your honor.

Rev your engines! Tyler Perry, just set your TiVo. RuPaul’s Drag Race is back to clear the scene for a fourth season filled with lace, lashes and sickening lace fronts. The ultimate drag competition is set to make its return in January. Take a closer look at the gworls below!

Finally, a bad bitch sing-along we all can relate to. Long lost Williams sister Miles Jai is after your heart, wallet and Facebook likes. Allow her to explain.

MORE: FACEBOOK PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT — “LIKE MAH STATUS!”

Wallace, North Carolina is officially on the map thanks to a heroic act of self expression displayed by local resident Vishon Murphy at an area Pizza Hut last Sunday.

Craving a 16 oz. Pepsi Max and personal pan, Lady Vi sashayed her way inside of Pizza Hut wearing a sun dress and a pair of “get it girl” gladiator sandals, but was soon forced to leave by the restaurant’s general manager. Reps for the chain said while customers dining in did complain about Lady Vi’s attire, she stopped by three times and didn’t buy anything. Stuntin’ is a habit! The restaurant also claims to have video of Lady Vi morphing from drag queen to drama queen when asked to leave, BUT THAT’S JUST HEARSAY AND PROPAGANDA!

Lady Vi was simply airing what would have otherwise been a hot box out and this is the shit she gets in return? All you bitches is her sons. Watch her recount her harrowing tale of bravery after the jump.

(Thanks KevRunTheWorld for the tip!)

Modern day Cinderfella story Raja is no longer scrambling for coins to catch the magical pumpkin down to the set of America’s Next Top Model to paint the faces of lowly living dolls. The current reigning queen of RuPaul’s Drag Race is cashing in on his new popularity in the form of a music career. Get into it.

The baddest bitch is back, part two, he’s reloaded, and he’s killing you hoes. Guess who didn’t come to play with you jealous queens this quarter?! If you can’t stand the sight of someone sicker than your average this post is going to be a bitter pill to swallow. Need a moment?

While many waved invisible church fans at their televisions as Oprah preached the good gospel on the final episode of her talk show about listening to what the universe is whispering inside of their ears few will actually go on to live by the G-code. Jonte Moaning didn’t need that pep talk to put his master plan into action, though.

After choreographing for the likes of Queen Lobster Bisque and Janet Jackson the triple threat moved to the Land of the Rising Tang, where he is presently not only slaying bystanders with them legs (better yet them thighs) but is now serving up merchandise for his haters. Stuntin’ is a habit.

Read More about Jonte’s journey on Out magazine’s website

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