Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Tater Thots Edition

tang3 zps395f24f7 Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Tater Thots EditionMy neck, my back. Better watch your man and your snacks. The tater thots of 2014 are coming in the game full force.

The above Wonder Twins of Struggle saved all their money this summer by using the same transfer on the Metrolink every day to purchase signature pieces from the Nicki Minaj for Kmart collection so that they could make sure they are boo’d up before the start of the school year.

Now I ask, what have you done to speed up your 5 Star Bitch application submission?

tang zps58d25ded Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Tater Thots EditionI’m sure each of the below pictures were accompanied with inspiring Instagram captions from our favorite female rappers, like “I can’t suck your dick and get my lipstick smeared” and “It ain’t his birthday, I’m the reason he got his hair cut.”

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Watch: Dave Chappelle Describes The First Time He Met House Mother Kanye

Just so that we’re clear, House Mother Kanye was always a ball room legend in his own mind.

While promoting his upcoming nine-show run at Radio City Music Hall, comedian Dave Chappelle visited by The Tonight Show to promote his upcoming nine-show run at Radio City Music Hall last week. During his appearance, Dave recalled stories about Prince and The Roots, but the highlight was when he detailed the first time he met HMK.

While making ‘The Chappelle Show’, a virtually unknown HMK was chilling with Dave,  Jay-Z, Talib Kweli, and Common listening to the newly-released ‘Black Album’ inside Dave’s studio. In the opening seconds of “Lucifer”, Hov says, “Kanyeezy, you’s a genius. You did it again!” At that point, Dave says, “Kanye stood up. First time he spoke all day, and he goes, ‘Stop the record! And rewind that.’

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Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Throw That Boy Pussy

“Throw That Boy Pussy” by Fly Young Red is the most played song on Miss Tyler Perry’s iTunes, only second to Lil Kim’s “How Many Licks”. With lyrics like “What’s your real name, not your Jack’d name” this is sure to be a summer banger amongst the zesty persuasion. Add it to your Chew This Ass playlist now!

Rewind: The Fabulous EJ Johnson Stops By The Wendy Williams Show

The only person I placed on my vision board this year, EJ Johnson, breezed through ‘The Wendy Williams Show’ this week to dish about why his life is what project bitches dream of nightly. Press play to catch up with the ‘Rich Kids of Beverly Hills’ star as he talks about balancing his school life in New York City with having fun buying authentic designer handbags with his father allowance. Because Bag Borrow or Steal is for peasants.

Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Drunk In Zest

Everyone isn’t blessed to have a bae during the cuffing season.

More times than none I have found myself drunk off MD 20/20 than in love, but still I rise. Singles, I challenge you all to find your best canopy netting, fashion it into a dress like the young man in today’s zest selection, and hit your best stripper kick in your neighborhood alley. – @SirRatchettness

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From The Trap House: Kordell Stewart Weighs In On Porsha Questioning His Sexuality

kordell stewart From The Trap House: Kordell Stewart Weighs In On Porsha Questioning His Sexuality

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Now on with it!

Like millions of other viewers, Kordell Stewart‘s eyes were glued to the television on Sunday for the ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ season 6 premiere.

Click here to find out how did he respond to estranged wife Porsha bringing up questions about his sexuality and what Deion Sanders had to say about things.