Mook’s Minute: All the Single Trannies
That tangtastic guy who did the cell block version of “Single Trannies” was on the Bonnie Hunt show yesterday to recreate Beyaki’s shitty video. Let’s just say he did it better than Timberlake.
Archive for the 'And My Pussy Sits Up Real Nice In My Shorts' Category
Fever Pitch
Andre Leon Talley turned his zest factor all the way up to 10 for the CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund event on Monday night. He switched out his peeped toe flats for a more bold shoe and made a fashion statement on the back of his jacket [check it after the jump].
Designer John Galliano also hit the party with tang on the brain. If Slash from Guns N’ Roses ever received a makeover from the Queer Eye For The Straight Guy squad this would be the end results. Who steamed up the glass pot lid more?
This Is The Day That The Lord Has Made
Heaven, I’m in heaven!
The sexiness inhabited in this post is dedicated to a very special reader [you know who you are] that bitches about the lack of updates on weekends. I drop everything I do to partake in hoe shit in my down time! You should know that by now.
Please say something nice.
Fever Pitch
The scene on the red carpet at Tuesday’s Open Artists With Open Arms party was a sight to behold. There were no shortage of people dropping down low and sweeping the floor with their pussies. You call it a dramatic cunt fall out but I like to think of it as art.
The always tang Bobby Trendy did his best hoe couture poses for cameras while host Alec Mapa gave the children hell in his hot pants and ruby red sequined vest. Who steamed up the glass pot lid more?
Your Daily Tang Multivitamin
With the temperature dropping lower and lower every day nothing warms me up better than a nice satisfying mug of chocolate tang with whipped cream. Still thirsty? Visit You Know You Dead Azz Wrong for another sip.
Animal House
I hope all my fellow fuckery enthusiast had a wonderful weekend and all that good shit. Now on to the meat and potatoes.
I will not comment on the following gossip item but rather insert several side-eyes where I see necessary.
THE hottest after-hours party in Hollywood isn’t at a club - it’s at Eddie Murphy’s Beverly Hills bachelor pad. One source said, “Eddie has taken the after-hours party up a notch since he’s been single. Murphy and Johnny Gil [who lives in the sprawling manse's guesthouse - - side-eye] have been holding bowling tournaments in the house’s bowling alley almost every weekend. He even hired DJ Ruckus to spin one party.” Guests have included Busta Rhymes, [side-eye] Bobby Brown and Dallas Austin. “When Bobby was there, they messed with him and kept playing songs by [Brown's ex] Whitney Houston.” A rep for Murphy didn’t return e-mails. [source]
We all kno that Bobby Brown is always looking for a place to lay his naps but Busta, what it is right now? If you believed Terrence Dean when he “outted” Mr. Rhymes in his book then you are probably not surprised one bit.
Your Daily Tang Multivitamin
While trying on his Hallow Peen costume Will The Great experience one hell of a tumble when he twerked his ham hocks a little too hard. He gracefully recovered from the mishap with both his wig and dignity still intact. Now that’s a bad bitch.
Heavy, Heavy
Today must be antagonize a fat bitch day.
Team Chunk is in a state of emergency! No, KFC hasn’t ended their Guitar Hero Fully Loaded Box meal promotion yet [swing your Gucci rags around for sweet minty Jesus] but a damaging video to our reputations have been leaked to YouTube! JMack you ain’t shit for sending this over here.
Get a dose of a plus size women friendly rapper / exotic dancer after the jump.