Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Throw That Boy Pussy

“Throw That Boy Pussy” by Fly Young Red is the most played song on Miss Tyler Perry’s iTunes, only second to Lil Kim’s “How Many Licks”. With lyrics like “What’s your real name, not your Jack’d name” this is sure to be a summer banger amongst the zesty persuasion. Add it to your Chew This Ass playlist now!

Rewind: The Fabulous EJ Johnson Stops By The Wendy Williams Show

The only person I placed on my vision board this year, EJ Johnson, breezed through ‘The Wendy Williams Show’ this week to dish about why his life is what project bitches dream of nightly. Press play to catch up with the ‘Rich Kids of Beverly Hills’ star as he talks about balancing his school life in New York City with having fun buying authentic designer handbags with his father allowance. Because Bag Borrow or Steal is for peasants.

Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Drunk In Zest

Everyone isn’t blessed to have a bae during the cuffing season.

More times than none I have found myself drunk off MD 20/20 than in love, but still I rise. Singles, I challenge you all to find your best canopy netting, fashion it into a dress like the young man in today’s zest selection, and hit your best stripper kick in your neighborhood alley. – @SirRatchettness

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From The Trap House: Kordell Stewart Weighs In On Porsha Questioning His Sexuality

kordell stewart From The Trap House: Kordell Stewart Weighs In On Porsha Questioning His Sexuality

Have you visited Crunktastical’s brand spankin’ new sister site Amy Traphouse yet? She’s the sibling that was bused to a better school district as a child, has outstanding credit, a good head on her shoulders, and a fat ass.

Seriously speaking, I can’t begin to explain how much I value the thousands of readers who visit C+D for their daily laughs. In return, I have made it my mission to provide even more entertainment-focused quality content. So be sure to include Traphouse into your list of favorite websites.

Now on with it!

Like millions of other viewers, Kordell Stewart‘s eyes were glued to the television on Sunday for the ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ season 6 premiere.

Click here to find out how did he respond to estranged wife Porsha bringing up questions about his sexuality and what Deion Sanders had to say about things.

Too Much Good Pussy: A Very Quick Read By House Mother Kanye

hmk21 Too Much Good Pussy: A Very Quick Read By House Mother Kanye

Slip on your favorite pair of aloe-infused spa socks and grab a mug of chamomile tea.

House Mother Kanye is back with another round of storytelling — and the book has been baptized in douche water.

In response to Jimmy Kimmel spoofing his now-famous BBC Radio 1 interview, HMK finger banged until his cuticles bled. Don’t tear his twat, his achy breaky twat. I just don’t think he’d understand.

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Watch: Jimmy Kimmel Spoofs House Mother Kanye’s BBC Radio 1 Interview With Kids

hmk2 Watch: Jimmy Kimmel Spoofs House Mother Kanyes BBC Radio 1 Interview With Kids

Jimmy Kimmel hired kid actors to recite the transcript from House Mother Kanye‘s hour long What Is This Queen Ranting About Now diatribe that broadcasted on BBC Radio 1 this week.

“How many muthafuckas you have done seen with a leather jogging pant? Where’s the culture at? Where is the culture at?,” the Garanimals version of HMK angrily asserts before taking a sip of his assumingly satisfying milkshake.

And all was right in the world for a mere 45 seconds. Watch it below.

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