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Faces From The Milk Carton: Master P

master ozone Faces From The Milk Carton: Master P

Percy Miller is still making em say ugh, alright. Hip-Hop started out in the park but it has since moved in to a gated retirement village. While he gets a salute for making it out the 90’s alive being down in Daytona [strike one] during Spring Bling [strike two] is another thing.

Shouts out to JB & Malik from Ozone Mag! I’m going to learn how to purchase pictures from the gallery all by myself one day.

Skeet or Delete: T-Pain – “Reverse Cowgirl”

Not letting a rapper named Shawn Carter destroy his need to use auto-tune, T-Pain has debuted a new single to spearhead the promotional push of his new upcoming album rEVOLVEr. The song, titled “Reverse Cowgirl” is quite annoying, with the high pitched synthesizers and computerized crooning by Mr. T-Pain himself. The video looks as if “Umbrella” had a lower budget and threw up on an Atlanta strip club on a Wednesday night.

Quick Quotes: Fantasia + Young Dro

TASIA DRO Quick Quotes: Fantasia + Young Dro

Infidelity on Young Dro’s part was often rumored to be the reason behind his split from Fantasia, but the former couple who now remain as friends says their equal passion for their craft [don't laugh in the face of love] caused their relationship to end. And now I cry the tears of Teeny.

SHE  SAYS

“I mainly just focus on my career right now… Everybody wants love (but) right now it’s not my main focus. When I let it be my main focus, it interfered with everything else I had going on. I kinda stopped performing. I became kinda like a housewife. People were like, ‘What are you doing? You married, you have kids?’ I’m a Cancer woman – I love very hard. I feel right now I had to make (my career) my first love because I fought so hard for it – this is my boo (boyfriend) right now . . . Dro is hilarious. He will keep you laughing. He’s very fun. He reminded me of my father — that’s why I fell in love with him. He’s a good man. Shout-outs to Dro.”

HE SAYS

“We spent a lot of time running around from state to state. The time came for us to separate. I guess she was trying to do more of her music and I was getting on my gritty with my music. There was a little more to that though — we’ll discuss that at a later time. She’s cool though. We just broke up last year. There was a lot of rumors before then, but we broke up last year, 2009. She’s cool. She reaches to me when she wants to talk. I reach out to her when I want to talk. I talked to her when she was on the set of Oprah.”

You Sent It: Brandy’s Hit-n-Run Eyebrows

norwoods You Sent It: Brandys Hit n Run Eyebrows

When bad eyebrawz (Seaborn Celebrity Stylist game proper) happen to good people… someone help Moesha.

- – M.J.

Double Fist Pump: Concrete Loop

Killing Me Softly Is An Understatement

argh Killing Me Softly Is An Understatement

My soul leaned like it was inside of one of Gabby’s Sidibe’s high heels when Roberta Flack came out onstage to hit her two step with Maxwell. I had my pearls and rosary beads in a cobra clutch, praying that her head wouldn’t come unattached and start rolling down the center aisle. If I would have known bedazzled neck braces would make a come back I woundn’t have got rid of mine. Peep the performance below.

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Cuntier With Each Tear

mary crazy Cuntier With Each Tear

The mark of a true entertainer is their ability to resonate with their audience. And by resonate I mean scare the shit out of them with a series of facial ticks and violent hand movements. Willona Woods almost came out of her wig during her performance last night at Clive Davis’ annual Pre-Grammy Gala. Somebody give this woman a fawdie water.

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Jacking For Posts: Shouldn’t Have Given You Twitter

ohmary Jacking For Posts: Shouldn’t Have Given You Twitter

The House of Fury:

Aunt Mary is tired of you pigeons talking bad about her and her SAT scores. She is not dumb! Don’t worry about her splitting the word “underestimate” in two — it doesn’t have to make sense! So what if she can’t spell “intelligence” correctly? You are not her parent/guardian! Ms. Blige is hooked on music, not phonics! Deal with it!

[DAMN. SHAME!]

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