Inga Merchand never lied, it’s hard being wifey. Omarion woke up to 17 missed calls and the text message “She gave me head to the rhythm of my heartbeat. Call me, need to talk!” on his iPhone’s lock screen this morning.
Taking a cue from Wale (sigh), Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star paused his game of Mario Paint and retreated to his Instagram account to vent about his recent break-up with booty booty butt cheek model Ayisha Diaz, reports Baller Alert.
“Made too many women famous over the course of my lifetime just by being their boyfriend,” the 106 & Park host wrote, “Sex doesn’t secure she yours. Before i put u on IG share my spotlight w you share my red carpet time w you share my d*** w you i gotta know you SERIOUS! I don’t want no half ass’n. F*** the p**** i want your heart and mind. Until then…. I stay to myself until i know SHE ready! Wherever SHE is…….”
Looks like we may have given Trap God the glory too soon. After reportedly playing it cool at the wedding of daughter Kandi Burruss over the weekend, Mama Joyce reached inside her old bags of tricks to throw shade at her brand new son-in-law Todd Tucker.
“I had no reason to bite my tongue,” she told Too Fab contributor Brian Particelli. “I’m not gonna be the one to stop her from jumping into the fire. I tried, I did all that ahead of time. Too late for me to pull out of it then, not gonna make a fool outta myself!”
While admitting that the wedding was “beautiful,” Joyce still didn’t have many positive things to say about Todd. ”Long as she’s happy, that’s the one that has to be happy,” she adds. “Doesn’t make no difference if I’m happy or not, she’s the one that has to live with him. I did everything I could do. If she’s jumping in the river with sharks, she’s gonna get chewed up.”
Mama Joyce continued: “It’s not about me, whether I’m right or wrong. People show you their best when you’re dating them, so if she’s seeing the best now, the worst is yet to come.”
There is a ‘The Show, the After-Party, the Hotel’ joke to be made from this situation. I’m just too lazy to make it.
In a convention of caramel colored negriods who all belong on a curl activator box, Devante Swing from 90′s R&B group Jodeci took advantage of the One Dollar Trip Deal offered by Megabus to Las Vegas where he meet with the lower end Jacksons and Flavor Flav while on tour. Jealous much?
A fan page (safe bet that the Instagram account is self run) posted footage of Devante rocking two Miss Celie inspired pigtails as he while receiving that Jackson kinda loving. Get into the moment below.