I’m all for struggle rappers ceasing every opportunity they can to make it in the world just as long as they stay the hell out of my mentions with links to their SoundCloud account on Twitter.
When asked to share a sample of his craft, your gospel rapper cousin attempted to spit a hot 16 off the dome knowing damn well that’s not his specialty. The rest is fodder for shits and giggles on the devil’s playground.
I wonder how many footprints he saw in the sand, because Jesus sure as hell wasn’t carrying his ass.
SAD LIL MAMA FACE RATING [OUT OF 5]
Playwright, screenwriter, director and all around stand-up guy Antwone Fisher attended the ‘12 Years A Slave’ screening in Los Angeles this week (middle photo).
Yeah, so the petty little demon with a quick weave that sits on my shoulder refuses to chill.
His eyebrows are in puppy love, ya’ll. They are showing public displays of affection for everyone to see, so who am I to cut in while they slow dance? I’ll leave my wrist out for you guys to give it a nice slap later.
I work at a restaurant in South Florida. Monday night Lil Scrappy, Bambi and two other men came to my job for dinner. They ran up an $85 bill, paid in cash, told my coworker the service was great, and tipped her $3 and change. I took a picture of the check and the cash tip and tweeted it.
Ivan Lewis wants to desperately win his wife back after succumbing to the temptation of outside pussy.
His wife Sonya Gore says he has to receive 10,000 likes on a picture posted on Facebook of him holding up a handwritten sign that says “I cheated on my wife and she was ugly” before she welcomes him back into her loving arm to experience the same fiery passion Sylk-E Fyne spoke about on the timeless bedroom classic “It’s Like Romeo And Juliet.”
That’s one social media experiment I wish I thought of first.
Norman “Dutch Giant” Oosterbroek, who was killed by cops in Florida during an alleged break-in, was allegedly fired from his job protecting Jay-Z and Beyonce after they discovered he had hired a prostitute while on duty in Las Vegas.
His life spiraled out of control in the past months after he lost the position. The power couple had also allegedly discovered photographic and video evidence showing the hulking guard using the family’s passports in a lewd act.
Sometimes you feel like a nut but shit. I hope Queen Creole fired up her Macbook to record a reaction video (she documents her every fart, burp and yawn, why not?) because this all is just — sigh. There’s no telling what else dude was up to when nobody was around to monitor his moves. Probably scooped up his skeet with their social security cards too.
Here’s where things get interesting. The story was first uncovered by a major print publication last year which approached the couple for comment. Word is the duo then secured a deal to ensure the story never saw the light of day.
Lil’ Kim Jong is still trying her damn best to make the cast as the African American answer to Ms. Swan from Mad TV in the next Tyler Perry movie. Here she is earlier this month at DJ Coleman’s single release party at The Box in New York City.
I would take the opportunity to crack a “Reporting live from the scene it’s Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa” joke but I don’t know if ‘Family Guy’ is watched around these parts. But I will say a Queen Bee sighting always brings to mind that ‘The Parkers’ episode when Kim phone buddy Shaquan turned out to be the low budget Kimora Lee Simmons.
With the new season of ‘Basketball Wives’ being filmed following the aftermath of the whole fiasco between Evelyn Lozada and Chad Johnson, it seems that the show’s title should have been changed to ‘Basketball Wives: We’re Gonna Talk About Chad And Evelyn Every Episode Because That’s The Only Storyline We Got’.
In the sneak peek of tonight’s episode, Ev speaks to her therapist about her past relationship with now ex-husband. Continue reading