Trick Daddy On The Pleasures Of Booty Munching: ‘If You Won’t Eat Your Girl’s Ass I Will’

A poem I wrote for you: Collard greens, neckbones. Trick Daddy will chew your ass. Both hole inspection, won’t stop until he pass!

The leader of the Eat-A-Booty Gang recently explained to VladTV how he gets his recommended daily servings of vegetables by tossing salads. Having recently retired from eating pussy (no word on how that pension plan is set up), Uncle Trick wants all you lovely ladies to know that if your dude won’t eat your ass, he got you.

Is there any shame in his ass munching game? Nope! Having the electricity turned on in his name since age two and being a proud descendant of slaves, it will take more then a few shots at Trick’s love of ass to bring his spirits down.

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On The Scene: Mase Hits The Club In Atlanta

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Until the complimentary bottle service offered during the Pastor Appreciation Day program includes D’usse and Belaire Rosé, don’t expect to see Mase leading the congregation at El Elyon International Church any time soon.

The former Bad Boy Records artist has officially cut ties with the church he and now-estranged wife Twyla Betha founded to devote himself to music. Purportedly, the thousands of followers and parishioners split into two churches in Atlanta and Phoenix were peeved at his affiliation with some of our favorite studio gangstas.

Mase’s forthcoming album ‘Now We Even’ drops in October and will reportedly feature guest appearances from Kanye West, Rick Ross, Meek Mill, Drake, Tony Yayo and longtime collaborator Puff Daddy.

More flicks featuring Mr. Harlem World hit up Atlanta hot spot Compound on Saturday night, possibly celebrating his return to hip-hop below. Stop laughing.

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Cissy Houston Speaks Out Against Whitney Houston Biopic: ‘Please Let Her Rest’

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At least Angela Bassett will have an idea of the parties to blame if she wakes up tomorrow with a roots box at her front door.

 In a statement released to ET today, the late Whitney Houston‘s mother Cissy Houston says that the family is “exhausted” by the “continuing misinformation and comments offered by people who did not know her.” She also pleaded with fans to “please let her rest.”

“Lifetime has chosen to go ahead with the movie about Whitney in spite of my family’s objections. No one connected with this movie knew Whitney or anything about her relationship with Bobby,” ET reports the statement as saying.

“In the two years since Whitney’s death, many people have stepped forward to speak about their close relationship with her. I find it difficult to believe people who knew and supposedly loved her would participate in a movie about her done by folks who didn’t know her.”

“We are exhausted by the continuing misinformation and comments offered by people who did not know her. Please please let her rest.”

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All Cried Out: Bow Wow Checks Into The Heartbreak Hotel

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Inga Merchand never lied, it’s hard being wifey. Omarion woke up to 17 missed calls and the text message “She gave me head to the rhythm of my heartbeat. Call me, need to talk!” on his iPhone’s lock screen this morning.

Taking a cue from Wale (sigh), Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star paused his game of Mario Paint and retreated to his Instagram account to vent about his recent break-up with booty booty butt cheek model Ayisha Diaz, reports Baller Alert.

“Made too many women famous over the course of my lifetime just by being their boyfriend,” the 106 & Park host wrote, “Sex doesn’t secure she yours. Before i put u on IG share my spotlight w you share my red carpet time w you share my d*** w you i gotta know you SERIOUS! I don’t want no half ass’n. F*** the p**** i want your heart and mind. Until then…. I stay to myself until i know SHE ready! Wherever SHE is…….”

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And Jesus Wept: 450-Pound Man Stashed Drugs In Stomach Fat

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The first time I discovered a Flamin’ Hot Cheeto lodged inside one of my love handles I knew a change had to be made. And no, I didn’t eat it. They’re called standards, get you some.

Hopefully, the same Come To Jesus moment happens to Christopher Mitchell while he’s behind bars.

The 42-year-old, who tips the scale at 450 pounds, managed to stash 24 grams of weed and a sprinkle of fairy dust cocaine under his FUPA when police stopped the vehicle over he was riding in because he wasn’t wearing a seatbelt.

A Volusia County, Florida sheriff deputy says he requested a drug-detecting dog because Mitchell and the driver appeared nervous.

Always the ingenious negroids, Big Mitch and his partner in crime tried to mask the smell of drugs with carpet freshener and scented dryer sheets. Too bad that shit didn’t work. Lassie detected the presence of drugs in the vehicle and it was a wrap.

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Take Your Ass Down To The Welfare: Alexsandra Wright And Beyonce’s Half Brother Heading To Homeless Shelter

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Fantasia didn’t pen the single mother’s anthem “Baby Mama” so that women like Alexsandra Wright could open their legs to married and later cry wolf when child support isn’t able to substitute for their 401K plan.

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In an exclusive interview with In Touch,  Alexsandra Wright says she can no longer afford a home after a judge slashed Mathew Knowles‘ child support payments from $12,000 to $2,400 a month — and will soon be living in a Los Angeles-area homeless shelter. Earlier this year, a judge that the 63-year-old could reduce his payments after losing his job as Beyonce’s manager.

“Nixon deserves to know his family, and I hope one day he will meet his sister Beyonce. I can’t imagine how Beyonce feels knowing she has a homeless brother. I know if I were in the same position, I would reach out. Maybe she is too busy,” says Wright.