SoulBounce crew, we can’t be friends.
I have always showed my love and support since the inception of SB and then you people [yes, you people!] send over this extreme fuckery?! Nova + Butta, we go way back - - as om 2005 - - and you do this to me? I’m blocking ya’ll ass on AIM and removing both of you from my top 8 on MySpace.
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First the fat boys break up and then . . .
Jennifer Hudson and boyfriend, reality TV’s David Otunga, have gotten engaged, People magazine reports.
“I can confirm that Jennifer got engaged to her boyfriend David on Friday night in L.A.” the magazine quotes a Hudson representative as saying.
Otunga, who is known as “Punk” from the reality show I Love New York 2, popped the question with a Neil Lane diamond ring on the Dreamgirls Oscar winner’s 27th birthday.
The couple, who have been dating less than a year, both hail from Chicago. [source]
Sheer fuckery indeed. Whatever happened to J. Hud’s long time, hometown boo? That brother is probably stuck cutting grass somewhere looking spaced out like Eli Porter in shock. Hell, I know I was when I read the news this weekend.
Gary Coleman hit a pedestrian with his truck after arguing with him in a local bowling alley. No official word is available on what causef the incident but if I were a guessing woman I would say Mr. Coleman didn’t appreciate the gesture when a fan offered him a squirt of Vaseline Intensive Care lotion.
Payson police Lt. Bill Wright said Colt Rushton and Coleman got into an argument in the early morning hours Saturday over pictures Rushton had taken of Coleman inside the bowling alley. He said the argument continued outside, and that Coleman hit Rushton and a car as he was backing out of a parking space.
A great mind once said “it’s so cold in the D, how the fuck do we posed to keep peace?” I concur.
Jah Jah just sent over 30+ flicks of what is being dubbed as the Royal Wedding that almost made me turn in my Black card. I don’t even know where to start. Take me higher, Sweet Minty Jesus! Check out the gallery for the full fuckery action.
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I’m not even going to address your cousins today. For additional fuckery from your family please visit You Know You Dead Azz Wrong at its new spot.
Now this just looks awkward.
KeyLoLo had to step back and side-eye her damn self in this ad for Luster’s Pink Smooth Touch hair relaxer. The judging panel on America’s Next Top Model would not approve this and neither do I. Get used to the attention, eh? O RLY? Shots out to Razzi for the ad!
Memo to Atlantic Records: Stop with the monkey shit already! The record label is really trying to keep R&B sanga Pleasure P in the loop by releasing “candid” pictures of him every other week. Deena Jones this bitch is not!
If his 12 fans really want to know what new projects he has in the works they can just visit his MySpace or send him a text. Now, do I ever wonder what Nicole Wray is up to? Absolutely! Pleasure P? Negative.
Stop bombarding innocent blog owner’s inboxes with this mess! That’s why it takes me forever and a day to respond to email now. I can’t.
Butta tried to give me a heart attack first thing in the morning when she sent this mess in! I just can’t. [insert Michael Vick joke here]
