The dog days of Antoine Dodson’s summer internet infamy aren’t over yet — iQuit.
Girl, Hand Me My Glowsticks: Cheri Dennis Is Now Cheri Coke
In other news, Diddy still has auto-ship root boxes being delivered to Cheri Dennis’ home address bi-monthly. I wouldn’t waste my time telling you something wrong. (c) MoKenStef
SAD LIL’ MAMA FACE RATING [OUT OF 5]
Buzz Notes: Halle Berry Joins ‘Skank Robbers’ Cast?
My sentiments exactly.
What started out as a joke for Jamie Foxx and Martin Lawrence is now an actual movie, and they managed to snag Halle Berry.
You could say that Skank Robbers pulled a move like Machete, going from one-time skit to major-film project. When audiences saw a fake teaser for Skank Robbers at the 2009 BET Awards, it was so popular that Screen Gems picked it up for development.
Up until now, there hasn’t been too much more talk about Skank Robbers, but when “Extra” recently caught up with Jamie, he revealed some exciting tidbits about the project and its plot.
News Break: “Mother” Charged With Neglect After Leaving Child In Hot Car While Shopping Inside Beauty Supply Store
Chekeena Hall and the shredded pork she calls a hairline was arrested after leaving her 1-year-old daughter in a car Friday morning.
Hall was taken into custody by the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office after two shoppers of at the Fabulous Beauty Supply pulled the squalling child out of her vehicle. The women, who went back to the store to ask if anyone was the parent, called 911 when no one claimed the child while Hall shopped for the latest bargin bin yaki.
When Hall finally exited the store as the proud owner of a brand new shiny lace front, she found authorities surrounding her vehicle.
Self Destruction, You’re Headed For Self Destruction: Brian Pumper – “Porno N*gga” (NSFW)
Brian Pumper is the Ron Artest of porn. Instead of sticking to what he does best (depending on who you ask, of course) he insists on pursuing a rap career. In the video for his track “Porno Nigga” he rhymes about the pitfalls of being recognize as a star in the adult industry world in his off-camera life while fellow XXX star Pinky shakes her two piece and biscuit to the beat. *wall slides*
Sexual Napalm: Michael Jackson’s Alleged Love Child, Mocienne Petit Jackson
Before you run off to direct message your Blackberry pin to this visual itch that you are waiting to scratch, check out her new growth, I mean, back story.
A woman who claims to be Michael Jackson’s illegitimate love child — conceived when MJ was a minor — has filed legal documents claiming there was a diabolical plot to cover up her existence … involving murder, abduction and Diana Ross’ sister.
The alleged MJ spawn — Mocienne Petit Jackson — has filed documents with L.A. County Superior Court claiming she will surely be in line for a serious inheritance check … if a judge will give the go-ahead on a DNA test.
Here’s the story — MPJ claims back in 1975, 17-year-old Michael Jackson secretly impregnated her mother Barbara … who happens to be Diana Ross’ sister.
MPJ claims when she was 9 years old, Katherine Jackson hatched a plan to “abduct” MPJ and send her to Belgium to protect Michael’s “reputation.” She claims all 7 of her abductors were later murdered.
Sexual Napalm: The Happy Couple
If this isn’t a visual touch and bust I don’t know what it is. Let’s just leave it at that.
(via @_ayoobeez and @TokyoRichie)