Bury Me A G: Inside The Trill Funeral Service For Mama Mae Mae

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Having a serious sit-down with immediate family about your own funeral arrangements can be a super downer for some people, but for me it’s a necessary conversation that I’m always eager to have with my family.

Why? Because I have the good sense not to put my full trust in those people’s event planning skills, that’s why. They can barely thaw frozen chicken.

I can say with extreme confidence (the butt naked kind) that without a plan of action, my family would leave my body in a broom closet for weeks following my death like James Brown’s folks did him when he went on to glory.

I never thought I would use B.G. lyrics in the proper context to describe a funeral service but damn it, here it goes: “All the hood niggas could feel me, and I ain’t hard to find since I got money the hood is where I stil be / Post up, cigarette hanging from my lip.”

With a case of Busch beer by her side, a menthol cigarette in her hand, and a disco ball flashing overhead Miriam Burbank attended her last party.

When I get all steamed up then I shout, “Tip me over and pour me out!” Okay, continue.

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Antoine Dodson: ‘If My Son Is Gay, I Would Try And Get Him Help’

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Seeing as though Antoine Dodson fathered a child with a chick who looks a lot like Young Thug one would think that his views on the LGBT lifestyle would be just a tab bit different. I’m pretty sure the sigh I just exhaled was deep enough to shake the The Catacombs of Paris.

Antoine Dodson says if his newborn son turns out to be gay he’d still love him … but he’d do his best to change him and make him straight. Dodson — who became famous in 2010 when he fended off a rape and told a reporter, “Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, hide ya husbands … cause they rapin’ everybody out here” — said last year he was disavowing his homosexuality and becoming a straight family man. Dodson tells TMZ … he believes living a gay lifestyle is wrong and anti-religious, but he would love his son regardless. He says, “I wouldn’t be shocked because I lived that life before,” adding, “I would try and get him help.” Dodson continued, “Even if he couldn’t be fixed it doesn’t matter because I still support him no matter what.” Benevolent of him. | TMZ

News Break: Woman Threatened To Shoot Up Burger King Over Stale Ass Cinnamon Roll

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That’s right. Andrea Ann McCullough has the government name of a elementary school teacher and the sensibilities of a seasoned hood nigga. You know, the type to throw in a line or two from “Trap Or Die” in their Instagram bio for good measure. Under a different set of circumstances I am sure that we could develop a friendship that would last a lifetime.

But I digress. The 33-year-old was arrested this week and charged with second-degree assault and battery and she threatened to “shoot everyone” at a local Burger King over a stale ass cinnamon roll.

I need to hear both sides of the story though.

Mount Pleasant, South Carolina police told the Post and Courier of Charleston, the limited-edition chocolate bunny was rolling with her squad when the group decided to stop at BK for some much needed calorie-laden sustenance. That’s when she complained that her cinnamon roll wasn’t fresh and became upset when an employee informed her that only one bun was left.

The three women left but one returned, saying she was going to “shoot the place down.” A witness told police the woman had her hand inside her purse while making the threat.

L’s up for them hittas. 

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Two other women who were with Pretty Blakkk pulled her outside when employees said they would call the police. Cops said they spotted the women’s Dodge Charger on highway, but they couldn’t catch up with it.

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Redbone Coalition: Chris Brown Is In Jail Making Music With James DeBarge

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Say what you will, but no one shows support to their fellow melanin deficit brethren like uncooked chicken nugget colored negros.

According to TMZ, prison pals Chris Brown and James DeBarge have joined forces in the Los Angeles County Jail to create beautiful melodies about phone sex over pay phones and fighting off booty goons in the shower to help pass the time until their release.

The scene from the “Boy Is Mine” music video where Monica and Brandy were singing woman to woman? Not exactly. The two singers, who are being housed in a segregated unit for high profile inmates, reportedly cannot see each other. But that hasn’t killed their creative process: the duo have reportedly produced three songs already.

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Say Something Nice About Trick Daddy’s Mugshot

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Where are all the natural hair nazis when you need them? A member of their own community has completely fallen by the wayside.

Not only was Trick Daddy arrested last night and charged with a litany of felonies, including possession of a loaded gun and cocaine, he is in desperate need of a bentonite clay hair mask. He may be present and accounted for but the same cannot be said for his hair’s moisture and curl pattern.

White people have those faces of meth posters. Black people have Trick Daddy and DMX mugshots. As for the Women of Color with their heart set on being featured on MSNBC’s ‘Locked Up Raw’ series, look no further than Khia.

T-Double-D was charged with two counts of possession of a firearm by a felon, possession of cocaine and driving with a suspended license. Ceelo said “get you a glass, mix the Coke and the Henn” on “Dro In The Wind”, not “get you a Swisher and sprinkle the coke on the weed.”

Something Nice: Trick Daddy looks like a black version of a 70s kung fu movie villain. — @DavidDTSS

What That Thang Smell Like? NFL Legend Rosey Grier Sued For Putting His Hands Down Neighbor’s Pants

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Being the creepy uncle who quietly sits in the cut sipping on moonshine while watching his  nieces twerk to the latest Migos song isn’t how a respectable man is suppose to live the latter years of his life. But NFL legend Rosey Grier doesn’t give a damn about our expectations.

Rosey, who is known for being a member of the “Fearsome Foursome” defense on the L.A. Rams, is being sued by his neighbor Jana Young for sexual assault.

Young, who also serves as his manager, accuses the 81-year-old of exposing himself and shoving his hands down her pants to conduct a one finger sniff test to see what that thang smelled like.

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