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In Other News: Willow Smith Just Finished Her Twerk Team Application

Posted by Fresh on January 10, 2012

willow smith In Other News: Willow Smith Just Finished Her Twerk Team Application

Author Terry McMillan made headlines last January after voicing her opinion on The Smiths throwing their young to the wolves in Hollywood at such an early age. Wonder what she is going to about this one.

Taletela — Willow Smith has shocked fans by posting a photo of herself pole dancing in Las Vegas,.

The 11-year-old posted the photo – which appeared on her Instagram page – along with the short caption: “Vegas Chick,” before the photo was mysteriously deleted. Dressed in leggings, red ugg boots and a white jumper, Willow can be seen grabbing the pole and throwing her head back in what looks like a casino or bar.

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It Takes A Lot of Kilos of Coke To Look This Good.

Posted by Fresh on January 4, 2012

delayed It Takes A Lot of Kilos of Coke To Look This Good.

From left: Gricelda Chavez, Lisa Buford, Tiffany Gloster, Tonesa Welch

Smuggling drug contraband into prison isn’t for the faint of heart but it may earn you the trap girl starter kit (a gaudy oversize designer handbag, a pair of designer sunglasses and basic hoop earrings) featured in the illustrious photo above if you make it back on the outside. Love is never having to say the pills dissolved in my pussy on the bus ride over.

Ozone Magazine — Do we need another “Wives” reality show? The ladies in the lives of drug kingpins BMF (Black Mafia Family) think so. The foursome below recently started shooting a reality show pilot with Strange Fruit Media, a production company that has produced content for BET and other networks, and are hoping to land a TV deal.

Thanks in part to Rick Ross, BMF co-founder Demetrius “Big Meech” Flenory has become a household name, even while serving a 30 year sentence for running a continuing criminal enterprise (aka selling a whole lot of coke). Rumor has it there’s a bit of friction growing between Meech and his lesser-known brother and business partner, Terry “Southwest T” Flenory.

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Watch This: Man Explains Why He Tattooed “Free Lil’ Boosie” On His Face (And No, It’s Not Yung L.A.)

Posted by Fresh on December 19, 2011

Are you there, God? It’s me, Margaret. And if is this is what life as a real nigga entails please let me live and die as a lame.

Your cousin twice removed on your mother’s side of the family Mingo Baby (please say the Baby) took to YouTube on Friday to defend his decision of having the phrase Free Lil’ Boosie tattooed on his face. No really, he did.

“I love that nigga, I feel his pain, B . . . I take the pain away, I ask God to take the pain away everyday,” said Mingo Baby before pausing momentarily to take a swig of room temperature coon juice from a medicine bottle. “I pray everyday, I’m blessed . . . I don’t give a fuck what ya’ll think, it’s my face and my life. I’ma live my life, ya hear me?”

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Photo-chopped & Screwed: David Gest Is Not Playing Fair

Posted by Fresh on November 3, 2011

gest Photo chopped & Screwed: David Gest Is Not Playing Fair

If your publication has plans to run photos of Stunt Queen David Gest you better select from the batch available that has been airbrushed to the gods and back! Changing faces game proper.

Photographed at the world premiere of Michael Jackson: The Life Of An Icon the impresario who famously married to Liza Minnelli for almost a year and fourth runner-up looks casket ready in the set of retouched pictures available for download. I have truly seen it all in blogging now.

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News Break: 80-year-old Arrested AGAIN On Crack Dealing Charges

Posted by Fresh on September 26, 2011

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Can’t leave the trap game alone the fiends need me!

In today’s “get the fuck all the way out of here and don’t text me until next week” news 80-year-old Ola Mae Robinson was arrested again for slanging that pure Colombian cocaine and pills from inside her home. Watching Paid In Full every time it airs on BET has its consequences. Just this past June the granny was tossed in jail on possession and distribution charges.

Keys open doors.

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Watch This: DMX Gives A Classic Reaction To Lil B’s Album Title ‘I’m Gay’

Posted by Fresh on September 22, 2011

dmx Watch This: DMX Gives A Classic Reaction To Lil Bs Album Title Im Gay

Frankie, hold my mule:

DMX’s numerous incarcerations over the last several years have kept him out of the loop of . . . well, almost everything, but specifically, hip-hop.

When Lil B was stirring controversy, earlier this year, by announcing the title to his latest album I’m Gay, X was behind bars. If he were to be free, he probably wouldn’t know about it anyway. Remember when he was asked about Obama back in 2008?

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Her Mama Told Her They Were Going To The Mall To Meet Beyonce But This Happened Instead

Posted by Fresh on September 17, 2011

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Somebody call Child Protective Services, this shit ain’t right.

Life wasn’t fair for one of destiny’s children living in the Lakewood, California area on Thursday at the fragrance launch for Empress By Sean John. Additional pictures of Kizzy and Mouf Breeva attending the event after jump.

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News Break: Woman Dies of Allergic Reaction to the Dog She Had Sex With

Posted by Fresh on July 12, 2011

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Is it Friday yet?

A man has appeared before Limerick District Court charged with ordering his Alsatian dog to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four, who died from an adverse allergic reaction to the intercourse.

The Irish Sun reports that Sean McDonnell, 57, is charged with buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861 – and is believed to be the first person in Ireland to be charged under the legislation. The Irish Daily Star adds that McDonnell and the deceased woman had discussed the arrangement on a bestiality internet chat room, and that Gardaí are satisfied that the intercourse was consensual.

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News Break: Man Shoots Teen After She Refuses To Give Up Her Last Cigarette‎

Posted by Fresh on April 23, 2011

Oh, weekend fuckery.

Pittsburgh police said a 32-year-old man shot a teenage girl in the leg after she refused to lend him her last cigarette.

Lamarr Marshall remained in the Allegheny County Jail Wednesday on aggravated assault and weapons possession charges.

Police didn’t identify the 16-year-old victim but said Marshall encountered the girl in the city’s crime-ridden Homewood neighborhood at about 6:30 p.m. Tuesday along Kelly Street. Police said a witness saw Marshall shoot the victim, who police interviewed at a hospital.

The victim is expected to fully recover.

Lt. Dan Herrmann said Marshall became angry and argued with the victim because she refused to lend him a cigarette, because it was her last one.

Marshall has a criminal record for robbery and other offenses, and was also charged with illegally possessing a weapon because he’s a felon. (source)

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News Break: Mom Arrested After Toddler Gets Drunk On Four Loko

Posted by Fresh on March 23, 2011

When Frankie breastfed Neffe as a babe the milk that seeped from her lactating bosoms probably had the same long term effect but this is just inexcusable. Via:

Police say a woman in Houston left her 20-month-old child unattended, and the toddler then drank the alcoholic beverage Four Loko. Lashawanda Allen, 32, has been charged in the incident with endangering a child, a felony offense.

The incident happened back in February, when officers and emergency personnel came to Allen’s home after a call to the police. According to the probable cause statement against Allen, one officer said Allen would not allow her child to be taken to the hospital when officials first arrived to her apartment unit. She later allowed the child to be taken to the Hospital.

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