Cars wrapped around the building is not an uncommon sight at Chick-fil-A.
My personal theory is that the teaspoon of crack workers sprinkle in each gallon of lemonade they prepare drives people to sacrifice both their young and decency for a taste. Don’t get me started on their Polynesian sauce. It makes me inebriated with delight. By the second time I have dunked my chicken strip in it I’m a giddy damn fool, laughing like James Brown during his classic drunk ass “Living in America!” interview.
When you have smiling people responding with “My pleasure” to everything you ask without having to leave any money on the nightstand, man, it makes you feel like America has finally got it right.
Of course, there is an exception to all of this when you are in Florida — specifically Duval County. Authorities in Jacksonville are searching for one of your cousins who opened fire after someone cut in front of him at a Chick-fil-A drive-thru.
If you didn’t already know, I live in a neighboring county in Georgia. As of 2010, an alarming 74.9% of the population had at least one ain’t shit nigga residing in their household. That’s why I ride with my Bible on the dash.
One would think that with the holiday shopping season pending that the wig crypt would have their employees in check with the threading of lace front wigs and preparation of gourmet roots box complete creole cheddar popcorn and flavorful meats but that couldn’t be any further from the case.
A group of Beyonce‘s stans are riddled with concern that their fave will lose credibility by attending Kanye West and Kim Kardashian‘s wedding ceremony. So much so that a Beyonce Cannot Attend Kim Kardashian’s Wedding petition has been launched urging Empress Yaki to “rain check that train wreck.”
House Mother Kanye refuses to munch on Kim Kardashian‘s freezed dried placenta chips in silence. Thank you and you’re welcome.
The 36-year-old seasoned stunt queen sang his fiancée’s praises during his ‘On Air With Ryan Seacrest’ radio interview on Tuesday morning (October 29). He also took the opportunity to lobby for his baby mama to appear on the cover of New York’s fashion bible.
“Now for me, what I want to create isn’t about black and white, but the reason why I’m not able to create what I want to create is about being black and is about classism. And that’s that wall when I took [Kim] to the Met Ball and they put it up on Vogue.com and tried to say she wasn’t there because they didn’t want a reality show girl there,” he told Seacrest.
Your great aunties are thugging outside, they don’t need cable.
According to Spartanburg County deputies, 80-year-old Mary Wannamaker and 63-year-old Myrtle Smith (left) were arrested and charged with assault after beating up a woman who asked the pair to give her some space while she entered the pin for her debit card at the cash register.
“All I wanted was a little bit of privacy, I didn’t know it would lead to a beat down,” said the victim, 33-year-old Amanda Parker. Read all the details about this crazy ass mess over at Amy Traphouse!
The indigenous hoodrat of Vero Beach, Florida is a rather peculiar species.
According to an arrest affidavit from the Indian River County Sheriff Office, a dead ass drunk (copyright Katrina Taylor) LaCrystal King-Woolfork arrived home from the club and approached her sleeping boyfriend around 4 AM on September 26th to hop up and down on his meaty pogo stick.
When he rejected her sexual advances and attempted to get out of bed, the 28-year-old reached for the nearest knife. Then she did what any real bitch would do and stabbed him in the eye. Fuck wrong with him?
What started out as a social media shade war has morphed itself into a petition demanding Adidas-Reebok cut their endorsement ties with Teyana Taylor for posting a photoshopped image poking fun at Rihanna‘s battered and bruised face following her domestic abuse situation with Chris Brown as a Twitter background.
Teyana previously secured a deal to design footwear for Adidas Original. She released her first sneaker, the Harlem GLC, earlier this year. Her second highly-anticipated offering is reportedly due out in November.