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YouTube Clip of the Day

I was just enjoying the soothing sounds of “Snatch The Cat Back” thanks to an email from Ne-Yo’s #1 Dick Supplier [you mad ’cause you ain’t think of it first?!] when I stumbled on this commercial for Khia’s Nasti Muzik. Turn your speakers down low for this one.

Young Jeezus take me into your arms!

07.07.08 News Break

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I know that most of us live amongst hoes in our communities but damn. [click here for more flicks]

Prostitutes held colorful fashion parades in central Madrid on Thursday to demonstrate against plans by property developers to buy up premises in which they have long plied their trade.

Organizers said the street parades were intended to show that the prostitutes were no threat to local residents or shopkeepers if they stayed in the area.

Dozens of onlookers clapped as sex workers modeled revealing outfits in a parade humorously dubbed “Madame Bitch”.

“This is so that we can be seen, to show we can do many things apart from what we already do,” said a participant who gave her name as Dayanara.

“It’s also a proposal for ladies of the night and normal people to live together,” added Dayanara, who has been a sex worker since arriving from Ecuador seven years ago. [source]

The Wire x Pimps?

I can’t and I will not comment on this fuckery.

nullAlbert and Allen Hughes are revisiting the settings and themes of their 1999 documentary “American Pimp” with “Gentlemen of Leisure,” a drama series project for HBO.

The project, a brainchild of the directing duo, explores the world’s oldest profession through the eyes of a 35-year-old legendary pimp in Oakland, Calif., who is contemplating leaving his unscrupulous occupation behind.

“It’s about a guy who wants to get out but keeps getting sucked back in by the allure of the game and by extraneous circumstances that have to do with his family,” said Evan Reilly, a “Rescue Me” producer who will write the script.

“Gentlemen of Leisure” will explore the generational change in the pimping world with the thirtysomethings who live by honor codes and creeds being pushed aside by aggressive, violent younger pimps who are coming “with their guns blazing,” mixing prostitution with drugs and thievery,” Allen Hughes said.

“These are some of the same themes from ‘The Godfather’ but in the world of pimping,” he said.

Allen Hughes said the idea for the show came after several of their friends suggested they should make “American Pimp” into a drama series for HBO. [source]

Lord Give Me A Sign!

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This isn’t even slightly amusing any more.

DMX has been arrested at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport on outstanding warrants.

Maricopa County Sheriff’s Department spokesman Aaron Douglas says the rapper, 37, was taken into custody Wednesday morning after arriving from Florida.

DMX (real name: Earl Simmons) is being held on a $1,075 bond for driving with a suspended license and a $10,000 bond stemming from previous drug charges.

Douglas says DMX had failed to appear in court and warrants were issued. He is expected to appear before a judge late Wednesday.

His lawyer in Phoenix, Cameron Morgan, declined TO comment.

The musician/actor has had a recent string of run-ins with the law. He was arrested Friday in Miami on charges of attempting to purchase cocaine and attempting to purchase marijuana. [source]

Question of the Day

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A fictional drink called Booty Sweat from Ben Stiller’s upcoming movie, Tropic Thunder, is being marketed in conjunction with the film. You can’t make this shit up.

Michael Corcoran, president of consumer products at Paramount, tells Advertising Age, “Not to my knowledge has this ever been done before. We’re very excited, because it has the potential to live for quite a while, well beyond the film.”

Unlike its name, the actual Booty Sweat will taste like bubbly cherry, according to Paramount licensing director Tammy Stockfish. IT will be available at retailers including Hot Topic, Hastings, Wherehouse and Coconuts, Amazon.com, and college bookstores nationwide. [source]

What celebrity should endorse this new delicious beverage?

The Negro Awards Live From Crunkland

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What’s good Crunkland, allow me to introduce myself, my name is Xilla the one with that starts with the X. Some of you may have been to my site BlogXilla.com where you can get Urban Life blogs, relationship advice and a bit of entertainment and I’ll be giving you the play by play of the Negro BET Awards.

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Not Today

“Now what is Kobe Bryant’s youngest daughter doing rolling her ass like some 24’s?” was the first thought that entered my mind when the homie Razzi sent over this video of a young girl twerking her ham hocks. At the 18 second mark you will notice somebody make it rain . . . I can’t finish.

You know her Mama brought her a pair of Heelarious heels as an infant.

Lawsuit Claims Wendy Williams’ Husband Plotted To Kill Hot 97’s Miss Jones

Breaking news, Bust It Babies:

Shock jock Wendy Williams’ husband plotted to kill a Hot 97 rival DJ for badmouthing his wife on the air, an explosive federal lawsuit filed charges Wednesday. Kevin Hunter, who is married to Williams, sought out a male WBLS employee for help in finding a hitman to rub out Hot 97 personality Tarsha Jones, the lawsuit claims.

Hunter “was apparently angry over some comments that Miss Jones made about his wife on the air,” the lawsuit filed in Manhattan federal court claims.

A lawyer for Hunter and Williams could not immediately be reached for comment.

The blistering allegations are included in a federal sexual harassment lawsuit filed by Nicole Spence, a 29-year-old talent booker for “The Wendy Williams Experience.”

Spence says Hunter regularly called her a “whore,” referred to her with the b-word and called her cell phone to tell “her that he had been dreaming about sleeping with her.” [source]

Wooooooooow. Between this crazy shit and Kevin looking like a member of the Golden Lords from Meteor ManĀ  . . . I just can’t make any further comments.

Jesus Ghost Ride The Whip

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I know most of you stay on your gossip grind, so you’ve probably already have peeped these flicks of LaToya Jackson looking like the cot damn fool but in the event that you haven’t, viola! I try not to leave any stones unturned when there is sheer fuckery involved. Say something nice kids.

The Devil Is Busy

Shameless coons [copyright Kid Fury] are having the best week ever. I hurt for my people. Come and get your cousins off of the premises before I call Johnny Law on their trifling asses!

Possibly NSFW viewing materials under the cut.

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