Where are all the natural hair nazis when you need them? A member of their own community has completely fallen by the wayside.
Not only was Trick Daddy arrested last night and charged with a litany of felonies, including possession of a loaded gun and cocaine, he is in desperate need of a bentonite clay hair mask. He may be present and accounted for but the same cannot be said for his hair’s moisture and curl pattern.
White people have those faces of meth posters. Black people have Trick Daddy and DMX mugshots. As for the Women of Color with their heart set on being featured on MSNBC’s ‘Locked Up Raw’ series, look no further than Khia.
T-Double-D was charged with two counts of possession of a firearm by a felon, possession of cocaine and driving with a suspended license. Ceelo said “get you a glass, mix the Coke and the Henn” on “Dro In The Wind”, not “get you a Swisher and sprinkle the coke on the weed.”
Something Nice: Trick Daddy looks like a black version of a 70s kung fu movie villain. — @DavidDTSS
Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt ‘Em.
Being the sole party responsible for making 98% of the general public (okay, just me) interested enough in Shyne’s debut album to download it illegally from Napster washes away the fashion faux pas sins committed by Barrington Levy but I decided to publish this post anyway as a cautionary tale to the baby boomers of Crunkland. Don’t do it, please don’t do it.
Inspired by Gregg Leakes calling Peter Thomas a nigga on last week’s episode of ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’ and casually dropping the phrase “real talk” later in his subsequent response to the incident on Twitter, the dance hall icon took the stage alongside other reggae greats Shabba Ranks and Capleton at the Sounds Of Greatness Reloaded live show in New Jersey last week.
Dress your age and not your shoe size people.
Many of you consider me to be a friend in the head and that works just fine with me. I would never want to subject you to the dangers of being my real life friend.
The following is a real text message conversation that took place between C+D power player (whom you should be following on Twitter, ahem!) Sir Ratchettness and myself last night:
Freshalina: I want to be Jackie Christie for Halloween this year. What should I do?
Sir Ratchettness: First, rub some Nair around your edges and grab the nearest yaki drawstring ponytail. Next, contour yourself one of those Kimora Lee Simmons necks. Then, buy one of those white button downs with the bedazzled crowns on the back from the Nicki Minaj collection for Kmart, a leopard skirt from Forever 21, some high top all white Air Force Ones and some bangles from Claire’s. Finally, soak your hands in vinegar water for six hours.
Watch a preview clip from tonight’s episode of ‘Basketball Wives LA’ featuring Draya and Sundy acting an ass over hoe allegations after the jump. I love my life.
Before you spend your hard earned income tax money on the latest bundles of weave from an Instagram boutique, I would like to suggest revisiting one of the lace front units circa 2009 that you have tucked away inside of your closet to avoid being caught up in petty crime.
Houston police say that four women were captured on camera stealing hair extensions ($150-$200 a bundle) last September.
Initially unable to identify the thieves, Gayle Quoquisia, Sherrel Hadnot, Alisa Flannagan, and Jameisha Kennon were given away when other Instagram users started reporting back to shop owner Kehlin Farooq about their new hustle.
First the antics of chamomile and vanilla-infused OG Bobby Johnson now this. What the hell is going on between the supermarket and my home? Today’s grocery store shenanigans occurred in the motherland of my diabetic rap savior — Baton Rouge, Louisiana. More on how Lil Boosie ties into this story later.
Eugene Dunn, 54, was caught shoplifting nearly $100 in ribs from Piggly Wiggly just before noon on Sunday. There’s no greater love than to lay down one’s freedom for pork.
According to a local news station, a man who tried to stop Uncle Gene from stealing the ribs (with their looking ass) told cops that he placed his keys between his fingers, made a fist, and tried to cut him with the keys. I’m not saying what Uncle Gene did in retalation was right — I’m just saying. “Run up, get done up” has been my trill life mantra for almost a decade.
The man who almost got his helpful ass caped, diced, chunked, scattered and covered like some Waffle House hash browns also told police that Uncle Gene visited the store earlier in the week and “got away with several items after threatening to shoot” him.
Two men had Uncle Gene held down in the parking lot when officers arrived. There were about four packages of meat lying on the concrete before four more racks of ribs were removed from his pants.
Uncle Gene reportedly then told police that he was only trying to eat and live. Survey says! That’s the realest shit you will read today.