Quick Quotes

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Nia Long is trying to have a fresh roots box and a bag of burning dog caca sitting on her porch. But that’s okay I will help her clean it up and rid of her Agnes Dereon’s voodoo. Says South Central Brandi in Pride magazine [via Rhymes With Snitch]:

“I didn’t see ‘Obsessed,’ so I can’t comment, but it’s just not about how talented you are anymore. It’s about, ‘How much box-office revenue will this person generate?’ When you see certain people – we won’t name names – they just don’t have the skill, and no one in their team has said, ‘You need acting classes.”

Retweet to Basement Baby, please!

Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

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After being introduced to the magnificence that is Geisha a few months back my thoughts of Khia and the constant fuckery she brings to my inbox have been few and far in between. Consider this my redemption song.

I hope there were plenty of face masks in the club the night Khia and Cousin Belmont [I doubt if that's his government name but he just looks like a Belmont to me] came through spreading flu and fever! Everything from the subtle tittay bump to his perfectly shaped eyebrows not only gave me life but gave it to me more abundantly.

There’s not too many who can hold their own in the presence of Thug Misses yet alone come out on top but Cousin Belmont defied the odds stacked against him. That’s why the value size hater in the background couldn’t help but give a disapproving side-eye but I rebuke thee. Males shouldn’t be jealous that’s a female trait. You feeling fishy, hoe?

YouTube Clip of the Day

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I could never get jiggy with this shit but I did manage to crack a Miss Celie smile at the above scene from Who Made The Potato Salad. Sweet memories of family togetherness and shit, touched my heart. I couldn’t help but think about my last family function while watching . . . and why I am glad that I didn’t attend that negro spiritual. Thanks Chitlin Pimp!

Crunkland Submitted Fuckery: More Bony M

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I saw you post on the fantabulous Boney M and had to google him, to get a piece of his greatness. The following masterpiece came up in the search. He’s showing those back-up whores how it’s should be done. Talk about some GOT DAMN DANCING! Somebody give this man a hand.

- – Kang Shit of Turd Mountain

CLICK HERE TO WATCH

From The C+D Vault

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My friend in the head MaryAnne gave me the best birthday present a girl could receive earlier this month by featuring the always zestfully clean Al Reynolds in the alphanista hall of fame! The tang master tribute was complete with a few of my all time favorite angry kitty quotables:

If you think you are having a tough day, may I propose you walk in my shoes for a few hours,” he writes. “In my mind, it feels like ‘Dump on Al Month.’  [Come come on the drum! - - Fresh] And I’m not having fun yet. I have been called a gigolo, a freeloader, unemployed, a sham and many other things that don’t bear repeating. People on television, radio and the internet have spoken disparagingly of my life, my sexuality, my career and my integrity . . .

What I want people to know is that I am not the caricature portrayed by the media . . . To me, labels are for clothes, not people. So…..Please don’t try to define me; don’t try to categorize me; and most of all, don’t label me. Instead, JUST GET TO KNOW ME. And if you see me, just call me Al.

Until you have strutted a mile on the strip lookin for some hot trade in his Zanotti’s don’t offer your judgment, hoe.

When Bad Wigs Happen To Good People: Unique

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unique wizard When Bad Wigs Happen To Good People: Unique

I don’t usually don’t make it my business to co-sign gutter butt trollops and cum guzzlers [outside of my favorite hoodrat rappers, of course] but Danger was on point when she called Unique out for showing up the For The Love of Ray J reunion special looking like a cowardly feline. Take your pick. [Via the vh1blog]

unique wiz When Bad Wigs Happen To Good People: Unique