
Broken Cool — Common and Drake got beef and it’s about to get ugly. Like, super ugly. Not “leaving condoms on ya baby seat” ugly, but ugly enough, considering there’s at least one soft drink metaphor being tossed around. Either way, cats are all a twitter about the whole thing and yesterday, Colorado MC, @RockieG5 tweeted, “I hate when light-skin niggas beef. It’s never dangerous lol,” easily the most hilarious line regarding the beef yet. I was thusly inspired to list the top 10 Non-dangerous Beefs between light-skin n*ggas…..and Kat Stacks. For good measure.
TI vs. Lil Flip
Do you remember what this beef was about? Something about the King of the South moniker and possibly some twenty inch rims. Mostly about the moniker, though. Nothing of note came of the disruption between the two, TI went on to make the millions and keep the title and graduated to antagonizing federal marshals instead. Flip? Flip? Flip?
Terrance Howard Vs. Complete Stranger
Did you know that Terrance Howard, the president of the light-skin nigga constituency threatened to kill a complete stranger and then apologized via text message? Well he did. Ha. He might be the most dangerous of the light-skin niggas on this list.