Call PETA, Stat!
Butta tried to give me a heart attack first thing in the morning when she sent this mess in! I just can’t. [insert Michael Vick joke here]
Archive for the 'All Types of Wrong' Category
Public Service Announcement
Ladies, please remember to never leave home without the proper coverage on your floppy disks. One false move and your tittay cannons could be posted on an image gallery for the entire world to see. So, who is this chick producing pantie pudding by the gallons for?
Don’t Disgrace Smokey Robinson Like That!
I’m hoping that this was a simple screw up or Smokey had a hangover from last night and wasn’t able to make it, because if Wireimages is trying to pass Wendell Williams off as Mr. Robinson I am turning in my resignation papers.
In Ashanti related news, she is reportedly thinking about turning in her mic and doing the Hollywood thing full time. I knew if I performed enough Rev. Alecia praise dances this miracle would come to fruition! My God is an awesome God.
Something Must Be Did!
Now, for my first post, I would like to address something that has been plaguing the Internet for a while — Stans + Youtube. Something must be done about this epidemic. It seems to be contagious and may even be deadly. To the above video (NSFW…I think), I have no words. My soul is more fried up than a KFC variety bucket.
If you have or know someone who has a stan-tacious video online, do the right thing and take it down. Thank you.
The “Say Something Nice” Challenge
God bless both the tragic looking negroid who believes he has sex appeal and the unfortunate broad that co-signs that bullshit.
I have no idea who this creature is but he has absolutely made my entire month. I’m going to print the first set of pictures out and put them on my refrigerator to discourage late night snacking.
I REBUKE THIS.
[Flicks via Ozonemag]
Spot The Creole: The Sequel
Beyonce’nem at Jay-Z + Mary J. Blige’s concert in Miami
This entire situation is just a mess! I don’t know where to begin. Bust It Creole’s composure like a mother meerkat in the wild is nothing short of amazing though.
What is the old woman from the clip of the day doing really doing at this concert, trying to cop a brick of the finest yayo M.I.A. has to offer? Jesus be a fence around my soul. On a much more pleasant note, Cousin Angie B.’s lipgloss is really poppin! Mama Tina would be proud.
[See more flicks at StyleRazzi]
Mimikins Replaces Janet On SNL
Usmagazine.com has confirmed that Mooriah will replace Janet Jackson as the musical guest on ‘Saturday Night Live’ this weekend because Penny Woods has the flu. I don’t know if I will be able to stomach Mimi and her “lemme wiggle my fingers to show how much raw emotion I am exuding” shenanigans. I just don’t get the chick - - straight up! Every time I hear her name I just think about butterflies, unicorns, and candy land shit. That woman ain’t right.
Have You Said No To Drugs Today?
Have You Said No To Drugs Today?
It is truly too early in the morning for this shit. Tashera is probably the only one who finds Earl’s cracky growl/rants sexy at this point. If you don’t do nothing today besides ball PLEASE watch the second clip under the cut.
Grade A fuckery like this makes me realize how much I have truly missed the internet. I’m hugging my monitor as you read this.
[Thanks SK]