In my humble opinion YouTube sensation / African rap artist Bangs [click here if you're not familiar with his gift] has potential of taking over a fuckery filled market that is presently void but not everybody is convinced yet.
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Fuckery is always on the menu here in Crunkland but this a la carte item will leave a bad taste in your mouth. As always, thanks L/Spray for sharing.
Where They Do That At: Kings Island, Ohio
Six Flags Cans Steve McNair Skeleton Plans
Skeletons dressed and positioned to resemble ex-NFL quarterback Steve McNair and his mistress were part of the display. A promo video for the “Halloween Haunt” shows McNair sitting up on a couch with Kazemi lying across his lap. There is a hole in the top of McNair’s football helmet.
E-mails flooded Channel 4′s inbox expressing a distaste for the display. Channel 4 e-mailed the park and received an answer late Wednesday.
“When the gates open for the start of our Halloween Haunt event on Friday,” said park spokesman Don Helbig, “park visitors will not find a depiction of Steve McNair in any scenes.”
Thursday, the park released another statement, saying, “Kings Island has removed the celebrity scene from its Halloween Haunt event. We were not intending to be distasteful, and we apologize if we offended anyone.”
Kazemi fatally shot McNair before killing herself July 4 in Nashville.
Other celebrities included in the display were Michael Jackson in pajamas, Health Ledger with pill bottles and Sonny Bono on skis. [source]
Yeah, I’ve got nothing.
The “Say Something Nice” Challenge
Kimberly Denise Jones stepped out recently looking like . . . this. She was photographed in St. Tropez on Monday with her wig, pink face, fake contacts, fake nose, fake lips, fake chest cannons, fake everything. I remember a few years ago someone asking her why she got plastic surgery. Her response: “Because I wanted to have more fun in my photoshoots.” TRAGIC.
Although the damage already been done, we here at C+D would like to offer some kindness towards her way. Find something nice to say about our friend with body dysmorphic issues.
Do you see homegirl on the right laughing at Kim?
Young Windexx Gets Off Easy
Boy those gangster rappers can get away with bloody murder.
MTV.com reports that window licker extraordinaire JoJo Simmons pleaded guilty to a single charge of disorderly conduct on Thursday in connection with a drug-related arrest in May.
Style Jury: Bagg’ns
Thomasina Clarke wants young goons to know that “if you must – - sag respectfully, sag responsibly.” Whatever the fuck that means.
The phrase “studs in denim duds” popped into my brain after glancing over the pictures featured at first but after taking another look at them I realized the fuckery was deeper than that. Baggn’s are a jean featuring two waistbands. The top waistband fits snug around the hips to hold the pants up. The second hangs low around the buttocks to give the illusion of saggin’. Ah-ha!
“It’s like cussing around your momma,” explains Clarke, a 56-year-old mother and school teacher. “You shouldn’t want to do that. Showing your underwear is the same thing. You shouldn’t want to do that around your momma. It’s taboo.”
That all depends on who your mother is, lady. Read the rest of her “off the chain” interview over at St. Louis Daily RFT. What’s your verdict?
Open Air Post: Shhhh!
Today’s commercial break is sponsored by Ciroc, all the golden years Al B. Sure has missed out in Quincy’s life, and Dr. Miracle’s. Thanks Crunkster Shai for sending this disturbing joint in.