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Don’t Disgrace Smokey Robinson Like That!

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I’m hoping that this was a simple screw up or Smokey had a hangover from last night and wasn’t able to make it, because if Wireimages is trying to pass Wendell Williams off as Mr. Robinson I am turning in my resignation papers.

In Ashanti related news, she is reportedly thinking about turning in her mic and doing the Hollywood thing full time. I knew if I performed enough Rev. Alecia praise dances this miracle would come to fruition! My God is an awesome God.

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Something Must Be Did!

Good evening, Crunksters! First, let me state that I am not Fresh, but instead her Bust It Baby — Kid Fury. Fresh has blessed me with the opportunity to slide in to C+D every now and then and drop knowledge on these hoes. Ta-Da!

Now, for my first post, I would like to address something that has been plaguing the Internet for a while — Stans + Youtube. Something must be done about this epidemic. It seems to be contagious and may even be deadly. To the above video (NSFW…I think), I have no words. My soul is more fried up than a KFC variety bucket.

If you have or know someone who has a stan-tacious video online, do the right thing and take it down. Thank you.

The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

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God bless both the tragic looking negroid who believes he has sex appeal and the unfortunate broad that co-signs that bullshit.

I have no idea who this creature is but he has absolutely made my entire month. I’m going to print the first set of pictures out and put them on my refrigerator to discourage late night snacking.

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I REBUKE THIS.

 

[Flicks via Ozonemag]

Spot The Creole: The Sequel

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Beyonce’nem at Jay-Z + Mary J. Blige’s concert in Miami

This entire situation is just a mess! I don’t know where to begin. Bust It Creole’s composure like a mother meerkat in the wild is nothing short of amazing though.

What is the old woman from the clip of the day doing really doing at this concert, trying to cop a brick of the finest yayo M.I.A. has to offer? Jesus be a fence around my soul. On a much more pleasant note, Cousin Angie B.’s lipgloss is really poppin! Mama Tina would be proud.

 

[See more flicks at StyleRazzi]

Mimikins Replaces Janet On SNL

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Usmagazine.com has confirmed that Mooriah will replace Janet Jackson as the musical guest on ‘Saturday Night Live’ this weekend because Penny Woods has the flu. I don’t know if I will be able to stomach Mimi and her “lemme wiggle my fingers to show how much raw emotion I am exuding” shenanigans. I just don’t get the chick - - straight up! Every time I hear her name I just think about butterflies, unicorns, and candy land shit. That woman ain’t right.

Have You Said No To Drugs Today?

Have You Said No To Drugs Today?



It is truly too early in the morning for this shit. Tashera is probably the only one who finds Earl’s cracky growl/rants sexy at this point. If you don’t do nothing today besides ball PLEASE watch the second clip under the cut.

Grade A fuckery like this makes me realize how much I have truly missed the internet. I’m hugging my monitor as you read this.
[Thanks SK]




The "Say Something Nice" Challenge

The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

That jacket, that hair. I’m going through enough depressing shit in my life, I can’t deal with Sly Stone today, ha! Read the low down on what happen at the show after the jump.

“As recent observers have noted of Stone’s failed comeback, needing to pee is code for drugs,” wrote Friedman. “And when that happens, the show is over. As he did when I saw him on Nov. 20 at BB Kings, Stone left the stage and did not return for some time. When he did, he was clearly in a changed mental state and, yes, sleepy.”

The 40-minute show started an hour late, Friedman noted. Sly, on keyboards, “led the audience through a medley of one-line snippets of hits sung first on an altering voice box and then in a whisper,” he writes. Wearing a white hooded track suit and sunglasses, Stone got through five of the “loosely constructed” songs before heading to the bathroom.

He returned to perform “If You Want Me to Stay” and, ironically, started singing “I Want to Take You Higher” before wandering off stage for good, according to Friedman.

“The sold-out, standing-room-only audience was not happy,” wrote Friedman. “One fan grabbed a mike and shouted, ‘You crack addict. Get back on stage. I paid $100 dollars for this ticket.’ It was a sad moment.” [source]

Will You Wear My Promise Ring?

Will You Wear My Promise Ring?

Let’s play a little pre-Skanksgiving catch up.

The Digital Spy reported last week that famed pimp Bishop Don Magic Juan and James Brown’s widow Tomi Rae have swapped diamond rings. I know what you are thinking and I thought matching pimp goblets would have been more their speed but whatever.

Magic Juan said: “She says I’m the only one to make her cry and smile at the same time.” [I'm not 100 percent sure that I am in love with this statement. - - Fresh]

But Bishop admitted that he has to keep the relationship quiet because her lawyers believe it would not go down well in court if she were linked to the colourful character.

He said: “They won’t let us have it that way, and I understand.”

But Tomi Rae has denied that she is in a relationship with the former pimp and insisted they are just close friends, saying: “I gave him a ring, but it was just a gift. As far as I’m concerned, I’m the Godmother of Soul and I have no intentions of being with anybody else.”

A hot damn mess. More Tomi Rae fun under the cut.


I don’t care what anybody says, this never gets old. “I’ll kill ya if you leave!”

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