Soundcheck at the funeral! We need raw acoustics, not those raggedy auto-tune vocals! Your favorite cousin that you never allow into your living quarters (because we all know her and her mama like to steal) decided that she would pay homage to a fallen friend.
And what better song to sing at a funeral than — you’ve guessed it — “Seven Days” by Mary J. Blige from the from ‘Share My World: The Post Crack Years’ album. Well, at least she didn’t sing “No More Drama,” “911″, or “Take Me As I Am.”
“I wanted to kiss you on Saturday, on Sunday we made love.” Go in hussy!
The opening line from Charles Dickinson’s Tales of Two Cities is the perfect description of today’s professional athlete’s mental capacity when it comes to dealing with matters of the heart. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness.
The following is pure unadulterated foolishness.
Chiefs starting wide receiver Chris Chambers, got married in Las Vegas, NV on July 24, 2010 according to the Clark County, NV Recorders Office. The jaw-dropping part of the story is that he married Stacey Bernice Saunders, a woman with whom he had an affair while he was married and playing for the San Diego Chargers. She is also someone that he filed 11 separate misdemeanor counts of stalking and harassment against in 2009.
The case of a 22 year-old California woman who died this weekend after receiving silicone injections to the buttocks is just the latest tragedy in a string of illegal cosmetic surgeries that are dominating Hispanic and Brazilian communities, experts say.
Mayra Lissette Contreras is thought to have suffered respiratory failure after alleged “silicone sisters” Guadalupe Viveros and Alejandra Viveros injected large amounts of what they said was silicone into the young woman’s buttocks for a fuller shape.
While the sisters claimed to be doctors back in their native country of Mexico, they didn’t have a license to practice medicine in the United States. The injections were done in their home, and they reportedly advertised butt augmentation services in flyers that were handed out in public parking lots.
The duo had already been under investigation by local law enforcement after other victims went to police with complaints of being sickened after receiving silicone injections. They were both arrested on June 21st, but released after posting a $20,000 bail — and have since fled.
You won’t hear Jersey Shore’s bump-it wearing bronzed goddess Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi singing the praises of Domino’s new pizza crust any time soon. The Poughkeepsie version of Lil’ Kim, who made Twitter erupt after being punched in the face on a recent episode, let her opinion be heard loud and clear about advertisers pulling their ads in protest of the hit show during a magazine interview.
“I just have one thing to say to Domino’s, Dell, UNICO and all the other haters out there. Fuck you! If you don’t want to watch, don’t watch. Just shut the hell up! I’m serious . . . Fuck you!”
iConcur. While representatives from Dell and UNICO declined to respond to Snicker’s comment, a Domino’s spokesperson told E! “Just like viewers have a choice of what they want to watch, advertisers have a choice on what shows they want to advertise. Our first response was, ‘What a classy young lady-her parents must be so proud.’ There’s no need to get into a war with this young girl, because tick tock, her 15 minutes are almost up.”
Dr. Miracles and Southwest Airlines didn’t pull their ads from The Frankie & Neffe Show time slot and look where it got them: