Friday Fuckery: Woman Sings Mary J. Blige’s “Seven Days” At A Funeral

Soundcheck at the funeral! We need raw acoustics, not those raggedy auto-tune vocals! Your favorite cousin that you never allow into your living quarters (because we all know her and her mama like to steal) decided that she would pay homage to a fallen friend.

And what better song to sing at a funeral than — you’ve guessed it — “Seven Days” by Mary J. Blige from the from ‘Share My World: The Post Crack Years’ album. Well, at least she didn’t sing “No More Drama,” “911″, or “Take Me As I Am.”

“I wanted to kiss you on Saturday, on Sunday we made love.” Go in hussy!

News Break: HIV-Positive German Pop Star Admits to Having Unprotected Sex

german pop News Break: HIV Positive German Pop Star Admits to Having Unprotected Sex

German pop star Nadja Benaissa and her lawyer Oliver Wallasch wait for the start of her trial in the district court house on August 16, 2010 in Darmstadt, Germany.

A singer from the German girl band No Angels, Benaissa has admitted to having unprotected sex with three male partners without warning them that she was HIV-positive.

“I never wanted this to happen to one of my partners,” Benaissa told justices Monday at the District Court of Darmstadt in Germany. “I am sorry with all my heart.”

When discussing why she didn’t tell her partners about her dangerous condition, the singer said that she was “careless during those days,” the Telegraph reports.

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Another Reason To Call Off The Search For Love: NFL Player Weds Former Stalker

stalker1 Another Reason To Call Off The Search For Love: NFL Player Weds Former Stalker

The opening line from Charles Dickinson’s Tales of Two Cities is the perfect description of today’s professional athlete’s mental capacity when it comes to dealing with matters of the heart. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness.

The following is pure unadulterated foolishness.

Chiefs starting wide receiver Chris Chambers, got married in Las Vegas, NV on July 24, 2010 according to the Clark County, NV Recorders Office. The jaw-dropping part of the story is that he married Stacey Bernice Saunders, a woman with whom he had an affair while he was married and playing for the San Diego Chargers. She is also someone that he filed 11 separate misdemeanor counts of stalking and harassment against in 2009.

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YouTube Clip of the Day

In the above clip, a child gives a candid recount of things that go bump in the night: Her parents.

noooooo YouTube Clip of the Day

News Break: Silicone Butt Injections Kill 22 Year-Old Woman

silicone sisters News Break: Silicone Butt Injections Kill 22 Year Old Woman

The case of a 22 year-old California woman who died this weekend after receiving silicone injections to the buttocks is just the latest tragedy in a string of illegal cosmetic surgeries that are dominating Hispanic and Brazilian communities, experts say.

Mayra Lissette Contreras is thought to have suffered respiratory failure after alleged “silicone sisters” Guadalupe Viveros and Alejandra Viveros injected large amounts of what they said was silicone into the young woman’s buttocks for a fuller shape.

While the sisters claimed to be doctors back in their native country of Mexico, they didn’t have a license to practice medicine in the United States. The injections were done in their home, and they reportedly advertised butt augmentation services in flyers that were handed out in public parking lots.

The duo had already been under investigation by local law enforcement after other victims went to police with complaints of being sickened after receiving silicone injections. They were both arrested on June 21st, but released after posting a $20,000 bail — and have since fled.

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Back And Fourth: Fantasia . . . For Real?

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Justin: OMG she still taking her shoes off after Frank Gatson flew his ass down to ATL to stop her from doing that? Wasted a fucking trip, and money, in this economy.

Fresh: I just want to know . . . never mind.

Justin: Fanny ain’t gonna straighten up. 30 years from now, she going to be in someone’s juke joint in Alabama, kicking her shoes off and showing her prison tattoos with her stretch marks.

Fresh: With Teeny for a road manager, getting paid in chicken breasts and Mike and Ike’s.

Justin: And Metro passes and Tracfone minutes.

Fresh: So many questions, so little time to address them all.

Justin: Read Teeny’s scalp. His dreads are a map to the lost city of Atlantis, and will predict the end of times.

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