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Back And Fourth: Fantasia . . . For Real?

Posted by Fresh on March 9, 2010

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Justin: OMG she still taking her shoes off after Frank Gatson flew his ass down to ATL to stop her from doing that? Wasted a fucking trip, and money, in this economy.

Fresh: I just want to know . . . never mind.

Justin: Fanny ain’t gonna straighten up. 30 years from now, she going to be in someone’s juke joint in Alabama, kicking her shoes off and showing her prison tattoos with her stretch marks.

Fresh: With Teeny for a road manager, getting paid in chicken breasts and Mike and Ike’s.

Justin: And Metro passes and Tracfone minutes.

Fresh: So many questions, so little time to address them all.

Justin: Read Teeny’s scalp. His dreads are a map to the lost city of Atlantis, and will predict the end of times.

Fantasia Fantasia Fantasia Fantasia

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News Break: Pregnant Woman Charged With Starting Fight At Chuck E. Cheese’s

Posted by Fresh on February 16, 2010

An 18-year-old pregnant woman is out on bond tonight after police say she started a riot inside a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant Saturday night.

It happened at the 3600 block of Hickory Hill.

During an interview Monday, Juaneka Key told us she was there with her family celebrating her 2-year-old son’s birthday. However, the night ended at 201 Poplar.

“Everybody’s putting it on me, five of us got arrested: me, my mom, my sister, my boyfriend, and my step-dad,” said Key.

She says it all started because of a long line at the photo booth.

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Why Won’t You Let Snooki Be Great?!

Posted by Fresh on January 4, 2010

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You won’t hear Jersey Shore’s bump-it wearing bronzed goddess Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi singing the praises of Domino’s new pizza crust any time soon. The Poughkeepsie version of Lil’ Kim, who made Twitter erupt after being punched in the face on a recent episode, let her opinion be heard loud and clear about advertisers pulling their ads in protest of the hit show during a magazine interview.

“I just have one thing to say to Domino’s, Dell, UNICO and all the other haters out there. Fuck you! If you don’t want to watch, don’t watch. Just shut the hell up! I’m serious . . . Fuck you!”

iConcur. While representatives from Dell and UNICO declined to respond to Snicker’s comment, a Domino’s spokesperson told E! “Just like viewers have a choice of what they want to watch, advertisers have a choice on what shows they want to advertise. Our first response was, ‘What a classy young lady-her parents must be so proud.’ There’s no need to get into a war with this young girl, because tick tock, her 15 minutes are almost up.”

Dr. Miracles and Southwest Airlines didn’t pull their ads from The Frankie & Neffe Show time slot and look where it got them:

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Friday Fuckery: Callers Respond To Bangs The Great

Posted by Fresh on November 20, 2009

In my humble opinion YouTube sensation / African rap artist Bangs [click here if you're not familiar with his gift] has potential of taking over a fuckery filled market that is presently void but not everybody is convinced yet.

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News Break

Posted by Fresh on November 9, 2009

Fuckery is always on the menu here in Crunkland but this a la carte item will leave a bad taste in your mouth. As always, thanks L/Spray for sharing.

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Where They Do That At: Kings Island, Ohio

Posted by Fresh on September 28, 2009

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Six Flags Cans Steve McNair Skeleton Plans

Skeletons dressed and positioned to resemble ex-NFL quarterback Steve McNair and his mistress were part of the display. A promo video for the “Halloween Haunt” shows McNair sitting up on a couch with Kazemi lying across his lap. There is a hole in the top of McNair’s football helmet.

E-mails flooded Channel 4’s inbox expressing a distaste for the display. Channel 4 e-mailed the park and received an answer late Wednesday.

“When the gates open for the start of our Halloween Haunt event on Friday,” said park spokesman Don Helbig, “park visitors will not find a depiction of Steve McNair in any scenes.”

Thursday, the park released another statement, saying, “Kings Island has removed the celebrity scene from its Halloween Haunt event. We were not intending to be distasteful, and we apologize if we offended anyone.”

Kazemi fatally shot McNair before killing herself July 4 in Nashville.

Other celebrities included in the display were Michael Jackson in pajamas, Health Ledger with pill bottles and Sonny Bono on skis. [source]

Yeah, I’ve got nothing.

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The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Posted by J. Cooper on August 19, 2009

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Kimberly Denise Jones stepped out recently looking like . . . this. She was photographed in St. Tropez on Monday with her wig, pink face, fake contacts, fake nose, fake lips, fake chest cannons, fake everything. I remember a few years ago someone asking her why she got plastic surgery. Her response: “Because I wanted to have more fun in my photoshoots.” TRAGIC.

Although the damage already been done, we here at C+D would like to offer some kindness towards her way. Find something nice to say about our friend with body dysmorphic issues.

Do you see homegirl on the right laughing at Kim?

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