Chrisette Michelle voiced her dismay this morning on her personal blog about collaborator Rick Ross storming out the 2010 Soul Train Awards after losing out on Best Hip Hop Song to Eminem. Kudos to her for calling titty boy out on his cunty behavior and not overlooking his actions because of their past hit making history.

If this is the way hip hop is then I denounce it.

This is not about ego. This is about what I can bring to the world. My life is for the people. I live to give.

It’s my desire to bring life and freedom light and love everywhere I go. Upward mobility in the brown skinned community.

Who stands off at an award show because they don’t win? An award is winning at being as “stuck in a category” as possible. Congratulations to all the trophy holders who won at being the most like every one else.

I could have sworn hip hop was on the come up. But apparently rapping is about venting, bashing, chauvinistic pigging, and EGO. Not cool. Don’t LET me start rapping. (album in stores november 30th)

They say…I’m ecclectic. I’m underrated. I’m different. Well If I win an award it’s because I paved a way. Every award I’ve won was new in it’s category. You know why? Because I’m amazing at being my damn self.

Grammy – best alternative R&B song Centric award – Soul Approved Etc.

Have u even heard of those categories? Nope. But guess what? You ain’t never seen another me. And u never will. No ego here. Why? Because it’s none needed. My award is waking up every morning and CAKING off of what I believe in by the grace of God.

CONTINUE READING AT NECOLE BITCHIE

If it walks like a bad bitch and talks like a bad bitch chances are its a bad bitch. Bonnie Pointer  (from “that” family) was living by the fabulosity creed before Kimora decided to stamp a title on it and sell it by the dozen. Kiss the ring!

When I woke up this morning and felt like Rabid Beaver’s hands were around my throat this was like chicken noodle soup for my soul. Thanks Big Lil’ Kim!

It’s unfortunate that this parody of Tiny & Toya could suffice as a full episode of the show if more BET budget cuts occurred.

The self-proclaimed undisputed drag queen of hip-hop and soul food Miss Teary is taking over in a unique way, and I don’t mean by having to purchase two airplane seats. The above video deserves a cheat day. Let’s get it!

For sugawalls26

When a friend came up to me earlier this week reciting lines from Aretha’s new Snickers commercial I did what any other good creole would do by smiling and nodding until they were done speaking. Now I get it. And I can breathe again.

I’m not going to front, Johnny Depp has his “okay, I see you looking good” moments every now and then. The image of him in Blow strutting through the airport sticks out most in my head but I would never go as far as saying that he is The Hottest Man Alive. People magazine thinks otherwise. I beg to differ. See attached photo, kthnxbi.

WHO’S YOUR PICK?

The children can get sick and filthy over this if they please but deep down inside they know that if Beyonce ever decides to give her take on what happened with Taylor and Kanye it would sound exactly like this.

Never mind the absence of teeth in this post.

Ladies and zestlemen have been doing all types of hoe shit to get out of tickets since the invention of the automobile but this niggatry takes the ice cream and cake. Cecily Tyson, assemble your posse of club rats. You just got your Poligrip blown up DOA style. Drive around to the first window to get your life, please.

You get down low, you hold it and squeeze it. Now you take a breathe. Hold your breath! Hold it! Now let it go! CHEW. THIS. ASS.