From The C+D Vault: Happy Hump Day
The middle of the week just got sodomized. We’re half way there, people!
Archive for the 'All Types of Right' Category
This Is Not A Test
When a friend came up to me earlier this week reciting lines from Aretha’s new Snickers commercial I did what any other good creole would do by smiling and nodding until they were done speaking. Now I get it. And I can breathe again.
Open Air: I Beg To Differ
I’m not going to front, Johnny Depp has his “okay, I see you looking good” moments every now and then. The image of him in Blow strutting through the airport sticks out most in my head but I would never go as far as saying that he is The Hottest Man Alive. People magazine thinks otherwise. I beg to differ. See attached photo, kthnxbi.
WHO’S YOUR PICK?
YouTube Clip of the Day
The children can get sick and filthy over this if they please but deep down inside they know that if Beyonce ever decides to give her take on what happened with Taylor and Kanye it would sound exactly like this.
Friday Fuckery: Granny Makes That Booty Talk For The Police
Never mind the absence of teeth in this post.
Ladies and zestlemen have been doing all types of hoe shit to get out of tickets since the invention of the automobile but this niggatry takes the ice cream and cake. Cecily Tyson, assemble your posse of club rats. You just got your Poligrip blown up DOA style. Drive around to the first window to get your life, please.
You get down low, you hold it and squeeze it. Now you take a breathe. Hold your breath! Hold it! Now let it go! CHEW. THIS. ASS.
News Break
Las Vegas man won a courtroom battle Wednesday with the Nevada Department of Motor Vehicles over his “HOE” license plate, which the agency tried to cancel on grounds that he was using a slang reference to prostitutes.
The high court said the DMV based its opposition to William Junge’s plate on definitions found in the Web-based Urban Dictionary, which includes user contributions. Justices ruled that the contributed definitions “do not always reflect generally accepted definitions for words.”
Junge, whose case was pursued by the American Civil Liberties Union of Nevada, said he got the “HOE” plate in 1999 for his Chevy Tahoe, after being told “TAHOE” wasn’t available.
“It’s nonsense,” Junge said of the state agency’s efforts to pull his plates. The 62-year-old said he was referring to his vehicle’s model and not to prostitutes with his plates, adding: “That was their interpretation. Shame on them.” [Via the bocks]
News Break
The shenanigans that was the 2009 EBT Awards did such a number on my ass that I am debating whether or not I am going to check the African American box for a while. I literally cannot stand to look at pictures from the last night’s show right now. This totally makes up for that shit.
A fight broke out on a Florida bus when news of Michael Jackson’s death sparked debate over whether he should be remembered as a great musical talent, and one passenger was charged with assault, police said on Friday.
The bus was moving through the city of North Lauderdale on Thursday when passenger James Kiernan received a text message about Jackson’s death on his cell phone, and he read it aloud on the bus, the Broward County Sheriff’s Department said.
The unidentified bus driver opined that “Michael Jackson should have been in jail long ago,” prompting Kiernan, 60, to retort that “the world just lost a great musical talent,” the police report said.
It said the last remark enraged another passenger, Henry Wideman, who started a swearing match with Kiernan, then pulled out a knife and chased Kiernan down the aisle with it.
