Atlanta police released the name of the messy queen who turned celebrity hairstylist Derek J’s Buckhead salon into the gunfight at the O.K. Corral last Wednesday (March 14).

Corwin Pledger faces aggravated assault and terroristic threat charges after allegedly firing his gun into the floor of The J Spot, leaving an unsightly hole.

Unsatisfied with his work Neffeteria Pugh, best known as Keyshia Cole’s sister, visited the salon her hair restyled after Pledger used an unknown substance (Gorilla Glue?) as sealant for her lace front wig.

Confused over how to snatch the wig off Neffe’s head, Derek J told her to contact Corwin to ask what Tim “The Toolman” Taylor shit he used for the application and the rest is a historical moment in ratchet history.

“The suspect pointed a loaded handgun at several customers and discharged his weapon while inside the business on Pharr Road,” Atlanta law officials said in a statement issued yesterday.

Police ask anyone with information to contact Crimestoppers at 404-577-TIPS (8477). They can remain anonymous and may receive a reward up to $2,000, according to authorities.

Some non-singing ass people just don’t know when to quit while they are ahead.

Jeffrey Lee Thompson, 28, was jailed overnight after police said he stripped off his clothes during a karaoke performance before patrons and then punched the manager of a Florida Applebee’s who asked him to get his tired ass off the stage.

As Thompson warmed up the audience with several dick thrust  a customer complained to the manager, who then cut the music. Thompson got pissed and proceeded to knock the manager out with a one hitter quitter.

“I hope you learned your lesson, homeboy!” Thompson said as he was being pressed up against the police car by a group of officers as he was arrested for battery and disorderly conduct. “I get out of prison before I due, you’re going to catch one!”

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The Bodyguard is returning to theaters for one night only and yesterday Twitter told me to follow Neffe on toward freedom.

God was trying to tell me something.

Too bad the message was delayed on my end due to March Madness. I would go run my NCAA bracket through the shredder but I’m trying to come up. Justify my thug.

Gunfire erupted inside celebrity hairstylist Derek J’s salon located in the heart of Atlanta’s Buckhead community on Wednesday (March 14) following a disagreement over a hairstyle. I’m swinging my arms like a human windmill Cuba Gooding Jr. in Boys N’ The Hood style ratchet-now.

Police officials say Neffe, the sister of singer Keyshia Cole and a former Blaxplotation Entertainment Television reality star in her own right, stopped at the J. Spot to get her hair together after a crosstown stylist jacked it up. Everybody can’t produce quality quickweaves like Celebrity Seaborn.

Derek J then asked Neffe to contact the stylist to inquire about the specific type of voodoo-laced Sulfur 8 the stylist used to grease her scalp with and other standard questions.

“Her (hair was) messed up to the point we didn’t know what to do. So I was just like, reach out to the stylist and say ‘Hey, what did you use, what did you do?” and it turned from a professional conversation to more of an argument but we thought it was done,” Derek J told WSBTV reporter Ryan Young.

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Rihanna’s fan base is an Army, better yet a Navy.

Karrueche Tran, the current girlfriend of Chris Brown, is reportedly so afraid of Pepper Anne’s stans that she won’t leave the house without being flanked by CB’s security guards, reportedly due to death threats. You people are terrible.

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Don’t ever get the mission in your mind to come for Eric Olson’s virtual wig.

After his uncle, Randall LaBrie, tagged an embarrassing childhood photo of the Minnesota resident (and then added shady ass comments) Eric got pissed. Not just kind of pissed but really pissed. He would go on to sue his uncle for harassment. YOLO! YOLO!

Like the good nephew that he is, Eric had requested Uncle Randall remove the photo or edit them to not include him, but it’s never that simple. Even as Uncle Randall removed the photos, he told his nephew that if he did not like the photos, he “should stay off Facebook”. The windchill factor in these parking lots just dropped 20 degrees. Bundle up.

A district court tossed the suit, and Eric’s appeal to a higher court was denied. The state Court of Appeals decreed that “comments that are mean and disrespectful, coupled with innocuous family photos, do not affect a person’s safety, security, or privacy” and therefore do not count as harassment.

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TODAY’S PHRASE THAT PAYS: “OH MY GOD HE DONE CUT ME!”

We’re all going to have our wigs tugged in life but I like to think that the omnipresent higher being we believe in shows their grace by allowing us to make it out to the other side. The universe has a funny way of telling us to stand on guard and wear a stocking cap the next time around.

It sounds like a plot for a TV show. A pastor tased at church, after firing his minister of music. Investigators say during a fight that broke our after Sunday services, a deacon pulled a pocket knife and stabbed the minister of music’s mother. It all went down at the New Welcome Baptist Church in St. Elmo. Local 15′S Andrea Ramey talked exclusively with the woman who had to get 19 stitches after the brawl.

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I’m brimming with envy that I didn’t get to witness this unfold first hand:

A woman caused chaos when she ran out into traffic in Kunming, capital of southwest China’s Yunnan Province. After traffic came to a standstill when the lights changed the woman suddenly pulled open the passenger door of one of the vehicles and tried to climb inside. The irate driver tried to push the woman out before walking around to her side of the car and forcibly dragging her free.

The woman responded angrily, lashing out at the man before taking off her flip flops and using them to hit the front of his car. The man then struck the woman in the face, knocking her to the ground. The incident was watched by a traffic police officer standing nearby. When the woman got to her feet she climbed onto the hood of a different nearby car. That driver also got out and dragged the woman off, flinging her once again to the floor. The woman then lay in the street for ten minutes as traffic inched past, though no one stopped to help. She eventually got up and simply walked away.